Shitpost hell V.5 - Final Shitdown

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ONCE-LER IS YOUR VICTOR.

ONCE-LER - 174 VOTES [ 55.2% ]
LARRY - 141 VOTES [ 44.8% ]

ONCE-LER: You may have won the... er... physical battle... but I won the war.

[ LR3M2 ] - RESULTS

Whether through a miracle or through the clash, the end has come for Lone Digger. Taking the name of the bar that became his friends' grave, he's been living quietly for quite a while, biding his time... until Ultimus Tourney, where he came back with a vengeance. Since, he's reigned with tooth and claw over the Loser's Bracket, refusing to follow the fate of his brothers in arms. Now that the end has come calling, can Thomas keep swinging, or has the aftermath caught up with him?

SOURCES
- Songs by Caravan Palace
- Songs in the electro swing genre
- Songs related to cats, and digging

EXAMPLES
- Lone Digger, Rock It For Me, Aftermath
- Trainwreck of Electro Swing, Posin', That Man
- Cat's In The Cradle, Nyan Cat, Say So
- Digging My Own Grave, Gold Digger, Shovel of Hope OST

Arrangement: CheeseFestivities (@that-guy-612575399)
Character Represented: Lone Digger

Songs used:
Run Wubby Run - Clover (Electro Swing)
The Devil's Swing - DAGames (Electro Swing)
Build Our Machine - DAGames (Electro Swing)
Karma - Clover (Electro Swing)
Run Away - OR3O (Electro Swing/Cats)

Run Run Away

[ TRACK BY CYMANCYAN ]

~

[ SOURCES ]
Dust Devil - D-Code (Codes)
Gorillaz - Rhinestone Eyes (Ocean [Plastic Beach])
Masked Wolf - Astronaut In The Ocean (Ocean)
Parry Gripp - I Got No iPhone (Internet)
Bo Burnham - Welcome To The Internet (Internet)
The Spongebob Musical - No Control (Ocean)
Billie Eilish - ocean eyes (Ocean)
Hyper - Spoiler (ARGS [Cyberpunk 2077])
Game Theory Intro (ARGS)
Various FNAF VHS clips (Horror Web-Series)
NOC+10 clip (.- .-.. .-.. / ... --- ..- .-. -.-. . ...)

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#17 - [ NOC+10 ]

"Mayday, Mayday! This is November Oscar Charlie, and we've seem to made our way to Lightning Round!"
Transmitting all the way from Mariana's Trench, NOC+10, controlling a much smaller and versatile body, is here to shut down any other competitor's chances at winning! This steamboat of a tourney is going to .... / . / .-.. / .-..!

~ [ ARG’s/Horror Webseries, and media with ARGs (NO OBVIOUS OVERLAP) ] ~
 [ NOC+10 - Dad - Lasagnacat - Catastrophe Crow! - Gunslingerpro2009 - Local58 - Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Petscop ] 
 [ Hello Neighbor - Madeon - This House Has People in It - Ready Player One - Fortnite (NO RADIO) ] 

~ [ Codes and Secret Messages / Organizations ] ~ 
 [ Area Codes - Code of Silence - Code Red - Boss (Sonic CD USA) - Gravity Falls - Lucid Dreams - Quiet and Falling (Celeste) ] 
 [ SCP Foundation - X-Files - Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force - We Do (The Simpsons) - The Founder (Brand New Animal) ] 

~ [ The Ocean, Water and Underwater Vehicles ] ~
 [ Astronaut In The Ocean - Ocean Eyes - Cake By The Ocean - Ocean Man ] 
 [ Blood // Water (grandson) - Dream Sweet in Sea Major - Underwater (Super Monkey Ball) - Dire Dire Docks ] 
 [ Yellow Submarine- Crush Depth (Subnautica) - Mollusk (Steeldiver) - Romance Cruise (Phineas and Ferb) ] 

~ [ The Internet ] ~ 
 [ Welcome to the Internet - The Internet Overdose Song (Rhett and Link) - The Internet is For Porn (Avenue Q) Internet Song (Gumball) ]

N.O.C.O.D.E. - [ LIGHTNING ROUND ]

I'll be honest, Sengoku here is... a nice change of pace! She's a bit shy, content to remain in the background, but compared to these other three it's a godsend. With so much fixation on death, and the end... Having a normal girl around to change the subject when it gets too deep is very nice. Still, I don't know how much help she'd be in pushing back the Shattered... The Zeta Protocol has certainly been a mixed bag so far. Twelve more, though. Who knows, maybe I'll find the perfect person for the job? 

I sure hope I do. We don't have forever.

-

Every journey's got to start with a step, and Sengoku Nadeko is here to take her first! Though she's something of a romantic, it seems something may be hidden under the surface for her... not that she'd say much about it. This shy high school student represents all things Studio Shaft, as well as... snakes and ghosts? How peculiar! Most interestingly, she's got quite a knack for the Soundclown style... Though she hides plenty of mysteries, she's sincerely ready to go!

- Songs from Monogatari and other anime by Studio Shaft
  (Renai Circulation, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Nisekoi)
- Songs from anime with a heavy supernatural focus
  (Phantom Blood, Another, Mob Psycho)
- Songs heavily associated with Soundclown
  (Bonfire, Takyon, Gangster's Paradise)
- Songs related to snakes and ghosts
  (Snake Eater, Ghosts 'n' Stuff, Ghost)

Track: MoonageDream
Art: SushiBetta

Songs used:
Renai Circulation - Bakemonogatari (All Sources)
Space Jam - Quad City DJs (Soundclown)
Fire Fly - Childish Gambino (Soundclown)
Ghost - Mystery Skulls (Ghosts)
Connect - ClariS (Studio Shaft)
All Star - Smash Mouth (Soundclown)
Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr. (Ghosts)
il vento d'oro -  Yugo Kanno (Supernatural anime/Soundclown)
The Last Episode - Dr. Dre (Soundclown)
X Gon' Give It To Ya - DMX (Soundclown)
Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz (Soundclown)

Ghostly Circulation

based off of @gnirob 's Unreal Pendulums, of course, from the same tournament, of course
https://soundcloud.com/par-airlines6/a-sonic-recreation-of-the-end-of-semifinals

from back when i had a pendulum phase
masculinity in mashup form

Fancypants, John Madden, Propane Nightmares (Dual)

Multiple:
Pendulum - Blood Sugar (Pendulum/TTS)
Pendulum - Slam (Pendulum/Stickmen Animations [de_dust2]/Space)
Pendulum - Granite (Pendulum/Space)

John Madden:
Unreal Tournament OST - Nether Animal (Sports)
Gorillaz - Saturnz Barz (Space)

Fancypants:
Skillet - Monster (Flipnote) 
The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life (Flipnote)

Hank Hill and Propane Nightmares:
Pendulum - Propane Nightmares
Knife Party - Bonfire
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure OST - Pillar Men Theme

Unreal Pendulums 2 (TFA)

Just a remake of someone's siivagunner rip I wanted to add more of the guitar stems into https://youtu.be/G2oAolWhVEU
I had this lying around since like 2019? And didn't intend to upload it but I'm out of stuff to upload so I'm posting it anyway

sources:
"The Only Thing I Know For Real" from Metal Gear Rising
Maroon 5 - Harder to Breathe

https://youtu.be/jn2rnBiPiX8

skellygore ytpmvs and mashups (2021-2022)

The Only Thing I Know For Real is Breathing

𝒑𝒂𝒚𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒔

It's been on my pc for a bit. Thought it was time to post it. Still haven't seen the Sonic 2 movie.

G.I.A.N.T.E.G.G.M.A.N.

[Maroon 5 x Maximum Tune]
title joke 'moves like jagger + glory days' haha isnt that so funny hehe hoho really glad that i was able to recreate just how much they've butchered the wangan midnight maximum tune 6 R R DX EX + + logo over the years

credit to the original poster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvsSlDBpiE
i wanted an HQ version


for my pal kat

YT: https://youtu.be/R6Ah1xJzk2o

Moves 4 Days

Track by: Acerola
Art by: Pun
Bio/Character by: Spring Souls
UI By: CyberStar
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AETHERDEX NO.024: Daxter Flaxter
CODENAME: UB Arcade
Desc: Quittin’ isn’t in his vocabulary! The 90s cool dude himself, Daxter Flaxter, has jumped from gaming limbo into Dimensional Crisis! He’s pulling out all the stops, using the strength from what he knows best: Arcade games. He’s also using traditional fighting games, and recruiting some help from the New Kids on the Rock with the power of Neil Cicierega! He’s truly playing with power!

DAXTER’S SOURCELIST
-Non-Mouth album Neil works
(Computer Fighters, Harry Potter Puppet Pals, Lemon Demon, Japanese Pokemon Rap)

-Arcade games, Songs about/referencing Arcade games & Gaming as a Concept
(Pixels, Cabinet Man, 25M, Pac-Man Fever, Gaming in the Future)

-90s Cheesy Rap and 90s Pop Culture**
(Pokemon Rap, Do The Bartman, Rappin for Jesus, Don’t Copy that Floppy)

-Traditional Fighting Games
(Street Fighter 2, Darkstalkers, Mortal Kombat, Marvel Vs. Capcom)

-Electricity/Lightning & Short Flims
(Pulse-Man, Thunder, Gunvolt, Electric Love, Mr.Electric)
(Shelter, After Hours, Another Love, 911, Look No Further)
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Sources:
Aaron- Neil Cicierega (Non Mouth Album Neil)
The Computer Fighters Rap- Neil Cicierega
Game Over- Falling in Reverse (References Arcade games)
The Ultimate Showdown Of Ultimate Destiny- Lemon Demon 
My Trains- Lemon Demon 
The Mysterious Ticking Noise- Harry Potter Puppet Pals 
I Wanna Take You for a ride- MVC2 (Traditional Fighting Games)
Thunder- Imagine Dragons (Electricity)
Ice Ice Baby- Vanilla Ice (90s Cheesy Rap)
Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air- Will Smith (90s Cheesy Rap/90s Pop Culture)

Alley-Oop

*Boss Rush is not affiliated with Strange Alternative Leader Tournament. This track is purely fan-made.

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Full Results: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/860304433447305246/1029567618987851887/unknown.png

Track by: FriendTheBarrel (https://soundcloud.com/friendthebarrel)

Boss: Metagame Knights from S.A.L.T (https://www.youtube.com/c/TheStrangeAlternativeLeaderTournament)
Art by: DiamondBrickZ (https://soundcloud.com/diamondbrickz)

EMPEROR'S NOTES:
Combatants 1-A and 1-B are extremely quick and capable fighters. They share a bond that allows them to work well as a team and perform powerful combos between themselves. I expected their capture to be difficult, but they actually seemed willing to be brought into the arena, seeing it as some kind of "tournament" and a chance to test their strength. Combatant 1-A, the fox, is the more sporadic of the two, and seemingly incapable of standing still, constantly dashing back and forth in place when not engaged in combat. He's extremely fast in battle and a good shot with a blaster. Combatant 1-B, the masked alien creature, is much calmer than his partner, but insanely talented with a blade in his own right.
This battle will be very interesting…

SOURCES:
Jun Ishikawa - Gourmet Race (Kirby)
Famous Dex - Hoes Mad (Smash Bros. Community)
Hajime Wakai - Star Wolf (Star Fox)
Kendrick Lamar, MC Eiht - m.A.A.d city (Smash Bros. Community)
MadeinTYO, A$AP Ferg - Ned Flanders (OP Fighting Game Characters)
Quad City DJ's - C'mon N' Ride It (Smash Bros. Community)
chillindude829 - Respect Your Elders (Smash Bros. Community)
Yung Kage, Yumi - XXXKIRBY (Kirby, samples Ripple Star 1)

SFX:
Ronald McDonald Laugh (OP Fighting Game Characters)
SSBM Shine SFX (Smash Bros.)
SSBM Fox Voicelines (Smash Bros.)
SSBB Meta Knight Voicelines (Smash Bros.)

[COMBATANT SELECTED] Money Match

(Hosts - Dark Minds)
- THE DARKNESS
[DANCING IN THE DARK, GROWING ON ME, ONE WAY TICKET]
- The mind, things it can do, & things that can easily invade it.
(Change Your Mind, Living in a Nightmare, Inner Demons)
- MACHINERY, SCIENCE, & LABORATORIES
[CORE, BATTLE AGAINST THE MASKED MAN, FACTORY INSPECTION]
- Things that are... frightening.
(X, Psycho, The Fear)
- THE NOISES FROM THE CORRIDORS
[AMALGAM, THE DISMEMBERMENT SONG, GIYGAS IS FATALLY WOUNDED!]
- All the things I'd do to you.
(Suffer Little Children, The Ripper, Where Did You Sleep Last Night)

(02 - THE COMEDIAN)
▶ Programs aired on truTV, & anything relating to CollegeHumor.
(World's Dumbest, Impractical Jokers, Livin' Mask-Free)
▶ Comedians & nerds, real or fictional.
(Richard Cheese, Weird Al Yankovic, Donald Glover)
▶ Things I've ruined, general ruin/ruining, & anything I've been involved with.
(Sex, Myself, Song titles that start with "G")
▶ Knowledge, the truth, and common misconceptions.
(I Know Better, Knowledge Is Power, I Know It, You Know It)
▶ Educational media.
(Sid the Science Kid, Explained, How It's Made)
▶ Netflix originals & exclusives.
(Stranger Things, The G Word with Adam Conover, The Witcher)

Songs used:
SharaX - Monstrueux (THE DARKNESS/SCIENCE/MACHINERY/LABORATORIES/Things I've ruined: Science)
SharaX - Dark, Darker, Yet Darker (THE DARKNESS/SCIENCE/MACHINERY/LABORATORIES/Things I've ruined: Science)
Jesse Novak - Adam Ruins Everything (Things I've ruined: Everything)
TheStupendium - And So We Fall (Nerds/Things I've ruined: Work)
Asher Rose - Toxic Masculinity (Things I've ruined: Toxic Masculinity)
NOMA - Brain Power (The mind)
iDKHOW - MAD IQs (The mind/Knowledge/Netflix originals/Things I've ruined: Self-Doubt)
Bo Burnham - All Eyes On Me (Comedians/Things that can easily invade the mind.)
Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill (Netflix originals)
Run The Jewels - Close Your Eyes (Things I've ruined: The cops)
Bruno Mars - Treasure (Things that are... frightening. [Gaster x This Man, TommyInnit])
The Magic School Bus - Main Theme (Things I've ruined: The Magic School Bus/Educational media)
R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) (Things that are... frightening. [The end of the world])
Weird Al Yankovic - Polka Face (Comedians)
Lil Darkie - LA LA UNDERBELLY (Things I've ruined: The Music Industry)
Das Racist - Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell (Things I've ruined: A Plate of Nachos, Racism)
Brian David Gilbert - Lay All Your Love On Me (But Performed by a Vampire) (Comedians)
Endigo - THIS WORLD IS MINE (THE DARKNESS)
Tom Cardy - Get Louis (Thereoux) (Comedians)
DVRST - CLOSE EYES (Things I've ruined: Alpha Males)
Derivakat - Kiss Your Dreams Goodbye (All the things I'd do to you.)

[DAY 23 | 2022] THE INESCAPABLE, UGLY TRUTH

RESEARCH LOG(S): https://pastebin.com/91Syr698
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Track by: @Libbec#8451 

3... 2... 1... GO! 

What is this? It seems like Rayman, the cheerful warrior from the Glade of Dreams, and the Chorus Kids, the Glee Club stars from the Rhythm Heaven games, are ready to duke it out despite not even being properly revealed yet! 

Will the Chorus Kids sing their opponent a lullaby to send him back to where he came from, or will Rayman use his helicopter hair to glide away from the out of sync choir? You know, this isn't Rayman's first time facing off against a bunch of small, white, screaming creatures...

Rayman 

- Songs from Rayman games. 
(Rayman Origins, Rayman Legends, etc...) 
- Songs from Ubisoft games. (Beyond Good & Evil, songs from Just Dance, Child of Eden, etc...) 
- Songs related to limbs and body parts. 
(Arms Tonite by Mother Mother, any song by Talking Heads, ocean eyes by Billie Eilish, etc...) 
- Songs related to dreams and wishes. 
(Dream Dream Dream by Madeon, Yume Nikki, Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd, etc...)

Chorus Kids 

- Songs from rhythm games. 
(Rhythm Heaven, songs from Guitar Hero, Vib Ribbon, etc...) 
- Songs related to singing. 
(Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst by Kendrick Lamar, songs from Sing, etc...) 
- Songs about music as a concept. 
(Don't Stop The Music by Rihanna, Replay by Iyaz, Feel The Melody by S3RL, etc...) 
- Songs associated with rumors. 
(I Am The Grinch, I Write Sins Not Tragedies, Rumor Has It by Adele, etc...)

Songs used:
Both: 
Diva Carmina - Drop The Mambo (Ubisoft - Rayman, Rhythm Games - Chorus Kids) 
Toxic - Britney Spears (Ubisoft - Rayman, Rhythm Games - Chorus Kids) 

Rayman: 
Smash Mouth - All Star (Body Parts) 
Mother Mother - Body (Body Parts) 
OR3O - Still Dancing (Dreams/Wishes) 
Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (Body Parts) 
Billie Eilish - Ocean Eyes (Body Parts) 

Chorus Kids:
Iyaz - Replay (Concept of Music) 
Friday Night Funkin' - Ugh (Rhythm Games) 
Sabrepulse - Close to Me (Rhythm Games) 
Smile.dk - Butterfly (Rhythm Games) 
Crypt of the NecroDancer - Konga Conga Kappa (Rhythm Games)

Ugh! All Rabbids?!

[Original Songs]
[CRASH BANDICOOT]
JT Music - "The Ooda-Booga Boogie" (All)
Halfbrick - Jetpack Joyride Main Theme (Australia)
Kanye West ft. Jamie Foxx - Gold Digger (Gemstones)
Sia ft. Sean Paul - Cheap Thrills (Australian Artists)
Crash Bandicoot - N. Sanity Beach (All)
Toby Fox - sans. (Australia)
Dream - Mask (Masks)(I'm so sorry...)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun (Beach)
Slipknot - Psychosocial (Masks)
Luis Miguel - Cuando Calienta El Sol (Beach, Tropical)

--06. CRASH BANDICOOT--
- Naughty Dog / Activision
- Beach / Tropical
- Gemstones / Australia and Australian Artists
- Masks / Mask Users

Youtube Upload: [Come back later]
Discord Server: discord.gg/2KnWs3fS8d

When Australia Heats Up

READ OWN WAY'S OPENING INTERVIEW TRANSCRIPTION HERE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R94FkpwAD6r3bhCyJkqGshJAZXTOncH3iiE4Z-22lFs/edit?usp=sharing

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Hailing from her home city of Tokyo, it's OWN WAY! A budding future funk producer with big dreams, she's here to prove herself while doing her best for Second Heaven in the process. She may be new to the world of music, but this funky breath of fresh air may just be the one to take it all. So buckle in: you're now listening to OWN WAY.

Sources
- Songs by (or sampled by) MACROSS 82-99 and collaborators
  (『82.99 F.M』, A Million Miles Away, It's Own Way)
(Yung Bae, Neon Vectors, Kero Kero Bonito)
- Songs in the city pop/future funk and J-Funk genres
  (Plastic Love, Cherry Pepsi, BABYBABYの夢)
- Songs with a notable (modern) chiptune style
  (Prom Night, Lullaby, Giddy)

Track: Sword (@swordsadventure)
Render: Aeiouko (@keep-smyling-2)
Writing: MoonageDream

Songs used:
High Above The Land [James Landino Remix] - Shovel Knight (Modern Chiptune)
An Underlying Problem - Shovel Knight (Modern Chiptune)
Potential For Anything - VVVVVV (Modern Chiptune)
Prom Night - Anamanaguchi Ft. Bianca Raquel (Modern Chiptune)
Network Dance - Fujifire Ft. Next Access (Future Funk)
Neoncity Racing Team - MACROSS 82-99 ()
The Princess & The Clock - Kero Kero Bonito (Collaborators)
Whispy Woods/Game Over - MACROSS 82-99 Ft. Strider-Kun ()
Funky Party People, Everybody Put Your Hands Up! - BRADIO-Flyer (J-Funk)
Break - Kero Kero Bonito (Collaborators)
Fun Tonight - MACROSS 82-99 ()
Penguins of the Apocalypse - fearofdark (Modern Chiptune)
Dress Down - Kaoru Akimoto (City Pop)

High Above The Outcast Ocean

one more final: i need (You)s
vid:
https://youtu.be/vnvs3YCI1HE

I am (not) one of you.

08/10/2025
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NZKON6eek6fD6w-qRXeXhVPr6luKWLOItBy7G3uwOqM/edit?usp=drivesdk
I love yall

Unreal Pendulums 2 (TFA)

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