(this is a rough draft from a song I wrote in the middle of the night last night)

Long ago I had a bad night
I accidentally created your life
24 hour CVS no where
but there was sperm everywhere
Now you're here

He asked me how I liked my eggs
I should of said unfertilized 
The deed is done and now you're always there
I never sleep because you're always there

Now you're always there with me
Even when I poop or if I pee
There's no longer a thing called privacy
I'm not alone
I just wanna be alone

When you were born you were so cute
Cuteness is how you're alive to see age two
I wanna tell the world that you're a douche
But if I did CPS would be called on me
Everyones so PC
Thats politically correct assholes

Cause you're always there with me
WHen I shave my pits, it's you I see
There no such thing as privacy
I'm not alone
I just wanna shower alone

When I touch your hand, It's then I understand
The cold I have within, your snots where it begins
You'll always find a way, even with those baby gates
No matter when I go, you always seem to know

Now you go every time with me
We even poop together on the potty
I tried attachment parenting

Why would you do that?

You're everywhere with me
Even.... in.... therapy

Sandi Summers