BDMF

They a real cute boy, pretty skinny kinda hairy
Standing next to me
Rough Trade Records watching Peaches
On a halfa hit of ectasy

I got a crib by Happy Fun
Hot boys, warm cum, on my street 

I'm a bent-dick motherfucker
hard-core Brooklyn-lover, NYC.

Yeah, what?

Drop that dime
Yeah boy you bought my time
Cause when you say that you gon pay this
Then your card's declined

Insert that chip
And hit your Brooklyn zip
You bought it, best enjoy it
It's expensive shit

Don't roll up in here playing like you're clueless
No CrackerJack surprises when you choose this
Don't even try and play the game
Where you claim that you don't know my name
I'm Sandy Fuckin' Devastation, 
Bitch, you know I'm ruthless

So you pump and dump that cock when you're inside me
And then you gonna flip on top and ride me
'Cause boy you take my breath away
When you choke me out like JenBenet
And then send in a send in a search party of hot seed

'Cause you got:
A brand-new dirty lover
I really wish you had a twin brother
It's like incest
To the new guest
Welcome to Brooklyn where we're all fuckin' one another

But we're all hustlers
We all make our shit
And them high buildings ain't as high as my rent
It's high like stock ticks
Custom-tailored top stitch

Dick out, ass up
I'm a total Brooklyn Bitch

Like, I'm a total Brooklyn bitch

Looks like your data's throttling
Can't tweet this to your following
Ring-ding-ding-ding you're hollering
Into the void motherfucker

You know I wear the crown
Of a geriatric gender clown
So all you pretty people just STOP:

Slow this down

Smokin' green crack.
Have a jack.
Licking up your nut sack.
Hit me up on Instagram, he just want a follow-back
Looking talentless
Just a bunch of selfie shit.
Basic motherfuckers won't work.

What?

Drop that bass
Across my face
Come on shoot that load
you know I love that taste

Put more spit
on my tip
I've been outside of Brooklyn
They don't fuck like this

So open up the back
And let me slip in
You won't be walking after this
My dick is cripplin'
Then we'll hit the bar again
So we can do some partyin'
But, damn what is that nasty smell?
It's just the Metropolitan

Got an app for the dick
A hole for the cock
Living off the J where the M don't stop

My dick got bigger
Got a hair trigger
For a cute boy
With a real fine figure

So welcome to my hood where everybody's getting high
There isn't anything in Brooklyn that you cannot find:

A text number for the best dope
A sex dungeon down in Park Slope
It's way under cover
You best believe it brother
They're at Inferno and they're all fuckin' one another

And I see you, you still out looking for tricks
It's 3am and you're scoring more dicks
You can lick
You're hot like cooch itch
Got too many dicks sitch

Tots out, ass up 
You're a total Brooklyn Bitch

Like, you're a total Brooklyn bitch

Total Brooklyn Bitch

Geriatric Gender Clown. Rapper. Brooklyn, NY.

Sandy Devastation