A series of writing exercises designed to help combat the tedium of incarceration.
Written Fall 2005 - Summer 2012
Recorded Summer 2013 - Spring 2014

The Eminem EP

Catch The Fever

I'll Be Damned

Indie Dreams (Just Playing (Dreams) Parody)

You Might Think I'm Crazy

Summer 2000. The Marshall Mathers LP and American Beauty were both heavy on my mind. One day I was thinking about them both at the same time and this line appeared in my head: "staring at Angela's asses while I'm jackin off on roses I supposes Moses couldn't part the petals from my toeses." An amateurish recording of the original version still exists. This is the 2012 rewrite.

The Real Les Burnham

If Ricky Fitts from American Beauty looked like me, his story would have gone a bit differently.

As The World Turns Me Down

Inspired by Forgot About Dre and the sideshow that was the 2008 U.S. Presidential election.

Forgot About Change

The Slim Shady LP's Cum On Everybody goes to minimum security prison.

Down 2Nite

An extremely personal take on Say Goodbye to Hollywood from The Eminem Show.

Goodbye Hollywood

Inspired by If I Get Locked Up Tonite from Funkmaster Flex & Big Kap's The Tunnel. Sorry for yelling.

If I Get Locked Up '05

Inspired by Get You Mad from Sway & Tech - This Or That, Fyodor Dostoyvesky's Crime and Punishment, and my personal demons.

Get More Mad

You Might Think I'm Crazy 2

You Might Think I'm Crazy 3

Riot Rhythm Rhetoric

The J Word

Sucks To Be You

Spit It Baby

Gobble Gobble

Willie Rhymes

Not Disturbing

Tyler

Tyler II

Tyler III

The Real Les Burnham (The Real Slim Shady Parody) (Original)

A Burden On Your Back (A Bird in the Hand parody)

Masturbation poet since 1995. In the way since 1978.

UnSaeN (b. 1/11/01) is a talking cock who would be one of the most prominent phallic symbols in the world if he weren't suffering from battered wife syndrome. He enjoys watching too much TV, singing loudly over his favorite songs, and attending crowded events alone. He aspires to be the world's youngest dirty old man. He lives in his head.

Channeling the least glamorous aspects of nihilistic rappers and suicidal rockers, Nean Sean is self-loathing personified. He equates romance with terrorism, or perhaps just terror. He is a closeted optimist, reformed stalker, and professional procrastinator who has never met a decision he didn't regret.

Sean Morris

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