Sad ons (it's a play on words let me be happy)/ deleted song and old versions (one last ride sucks tbh)

Hairspray (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

Mr. Pinky's Theme

The 🍆 Monkey vs. Normal Porn For Normal People - History vs. Creepypastas!

WARNING: 🍆 JOKES ARE MADE

SpideyFam As NPFNP

Grasman As The 🍆 Monkey

Grasman As Narrator 

Written by King Ducky 

Cover Art by Box

Mixed by Jort

Writing assistance from M&Mattie

Beat prod. Anywaywell

Normal Porn For Normal People:
Hopped on our site? Thought you were locked in the bathroom
Though honestly primates with jaundice may catch views
Your stalking with eyes which have lost all their life
Like your pasta, despised by anybody with values
 
The story's teens craft you are a mess I wish forgetting
Not surprised they'd smash you and also reside in Texas
He even puts them to rest before he'll make an attack
You're not a threat just a real pain in the ass 

He lies his eyes on wives to capture, if they aren't in the picture  
He aims for 🍆 Inspectors which there are zero percent of
Your design requires a censor, sensing it begins my heads hurt
Though I wouldn't mind rendering my contender dismembered 

Narrator:
He is coming for your skinny ass bruh 😂
He is hungry for a shitty pasta!
He is something so sneaky and agile
The 🍆 Monkey is not for weak (Ughh)


The 🍆 Monkey:
I'm going bananas, better prep your goofy mask up!
Cuz I plan to eat your ass up like i'm tossing fruity salad
This doctors handing out virus' offering some randoms hyperlinks 
Locking his red pink slimy tongue onto the land of grimy SINKS! 

Grab ya tiny 🍆 and throw your awful shows off of chrome 
Before I turn you black, white and blue: mono e monochrome!
Now I'm meant to be menacing yet he's only more threatening 
Cuz I could do anything and it be one of his fetishes! 

Normal Porn For Normal People:
A classic on the net only webs you know of come blasting out your back end
Bad at delivery cuz you have to be dragging round that 🍆 
Buren'll bury any servant who spurts a churpin in 
His office so scurry 'fore the pleasure he's churning…

Think you're besting me? Well then i'll leave him so bloody
What? You're just an NFT that nobody wants
I'm no redditor so this crack monkeys nothing to die for
The snuff in my lore's too lovely for an av-eye-sore

The Pe 🍆 Monkey:
That white mask can't hide that 
You doctored doctored those disses like a medical li-cense
Find that I am a giant by my design and 
You'll fly in the sky when I get a hold of that fine ass

I drop hurt odd pervs on their deathbeds when I go deep in that butt!
You're a doctor but can not earn a shirt or a decent camera?
I'm killing this brittle bitch isn't his first time being taken down
Guess both me and the police are fine with any trace cut out!

The 🍆 Monkey vs. Normal Porn For Normal People - Horror Rap Battles!

22. What Comes Next

07. You'll Be Back

05. The Schuyler Sisters

03. My Shot

02. Aaron Burr, Sir

01. Alexander Hamilton

this belongs to cg5 now goooooooooooooooooooooo

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Before the Infinite Eclipse (voc. Velvet R. Wings, vla. Maria Grigoryeva) - Narrated by Wubcake

22. What Comes Next

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