"Deck the Halls (with Matrimony!)" - The original Christmas radio play 

"He was too good to be true. Until he wasn't. But then he was again!"

or!

"When love is your business, you have no business falling in love."

Written and directed by Ashley Quach. Starring Paula Deming and Keiko Agena, with Ian McQuown, Kyle Payne, Jessica Payne, Nik Shriner, Kacie Rogers, and Jessie Abbott Chin. 

Produced by Ashley Quach and Paula Deming. Music by John Jesensky. Sound design by Kevin Rosen-Quan with additional foley by Mike Miller. Recorded by Dustin Burford at Soundworks in Burbank, California.

Deck the Halls (with Matrimony!) Season 1!

Original music for the radio play "Deck the Halls (with Matrimony!)" composed and performed by John Jesensky.

Deck the Halls Mini Suite by John Jesensky

Teaser for Deck the Halls 2, coming this Thanksgiving!

Deck the Halls 2 Promo

"Deck the Halls (with Matrimony!)" returns for a 4-part holiday sequel!

Last year, Emma met Trip, the love of her life. This year, Trip’s plan to propose blows up when his father announces a plan to steal the girls’ wedding business. 

New ships! More birds! It's like a turduken stuffed with love, friendship, and heartbreak. And then some more birds.

Deck The Halls 2 Episode 1 "Mansion Thanksgiving!"

Episode 2, "Mrs. Bradley Whitford" : Trip takes another crack at popping the question. Emma and Jackie face off with Mr. Winthrop’s formidable new emissary. Katie takes a risk.

Deck The Halls 2 Episode 2 "Mrs Bradley Whitford"

Episode 3, "The Ashleys" : The gang is summoned back to the mansion for a bridal shower. Stu persuades the girls to go, but things quickly get out of hand.

Deck The Halls 2 Episode 3 "The Ashleys"

Episode 4, "First Wife, First Love." The season finale. Jackie lays her cards on the table. Stu pleads his case. Trip gets a little perspective. Emma body-slams her future. Junior and Katie celebrate their anniversary.

Deck The Halls 2 Episode 4 "First Wife, First Love"

The Regal Bride gang is back for a third season of the warm holiday classic, Deck the Halls (with Matrimony!) 

This year, catch up with Jackie, Emma, Stu, and the sialoquent French waiters in five charming episodes that will make you laugh, sniffle, and call your mom. Coming Mondays in December to your podcast feed from Sassquach Radio!

Deck the Halls 3 Promo!

Get ready for the third season of Deck the Halls with a quick refresher on where we left our characters in season 2 with the help of Emma's Holiday Newsletter!

DtH3 Season 2 Recap!

Episode 1: Jackie braves a singles' trivia night at a sports bar... and one of her teammates looks oddly familiar.

Deck the Halls 3 Episode 1 "The Runaway Bride"

Episode 2: Stu hits a spot of bother on his Meals on Wheels route.

Deck the Halls 3 Episode 2 "The Dirigible Captain"

Episode 3: Emma crisis-manages her way through an unexpected family visit.

Deck the Halls 3 Episode 3 "A Royal Pain"

Episode 4: The French waiters get into a pickle while manning the White Elephant gift table at the Winthrop Suites holiday party.

Deck the Halls 3 Episode 4 "The Gift Table"

Episode 5: Stu and Emma drop in on Jackie and find her in the middle of a chocolate-coated calamity!

Deck the Halls 3 Episode 5 "Cake Scramble"

Emma, Jackie, and Stu head out to Trip's family lake house for some rest and relaxation... but the cabin holds a secret far more gruesome than bulk sour mix.

Deck the Halls Summer Special "Scare B-n-B"

Emma and Jackie are bored with Netflix (or rather, Stu's version of Red Box), so the gang embarks upon a round of "Lie Detector".

DtH Quarantine Special:  The Midnight Society

When love is your business, you have no business falling in love. Join the gang at Regal Bride as they battle birds and brides in this zany holiday romantic comedy! 

Starring Paula Deming and Keiko Agena as Emma and Jackie, the best friends in the wedding business. With Kyle Payne as Stu, Ian McQuown as Trip, and Jessica Payne as Katie. Featuring Kacie Rogers and Jesse Abbott Chin in approximately six thousand roles, and introducing Martin Thompson as Junior!

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