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The Gayest Song About Thunder  at Rutherford Birthplace

I'm Cat and I'm an Assassin's Creed fanatic  that is ready to go find you, tear out your eyeballs, dip them in liquid nitrogen and throw them at a brick wall, watching them smash into millions of little pieces while I eat popcorn. I am often compared with retarded donkeys, but that's not true. I love music and I can't afford to have it all, so I use SoundCloud to listen to crap that isn't free. You may have noticed that I'm also a grammar Nazi. I love Minecraft, Assassin's Creed (like I mentioned before) and Skyrim. I love eagles and I own three cats.

If you want more from me, you are to be further considered as a creep. Congratulations if that is what you were thinking. 

I hope I don't see you again,

Cat (formerly known as the 'Retarded Donkey')

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