Fight Like a Girl
By Cheap Perfume
From Album: Nailed It
Released: October 11, 2016
Stephanie Bryne, Jane No, David Grimm, Geoff Brent

Lyrics:

sick of feeling sorry for the words that i say 
better bite your tongue girl, you'll be labeled that way 
she cares, she's crazy, demands, she's bitchy 
doesn't matter what we do, we'll get all the blame 

(chorus) 
i fight like a girl, i bite so it hurts 
i fight like a girl, i bite so it burns 

i'm not gonna apologize, they won't 
i'm not gonna compromise, they don't 
i care, i'm crazy, demanding, i'm bitchy 
doesn't matter what i do, doesn't matter what i do 

(chorus) 

pulling back the curtains on misogyny 
you don't get a say in my body 
if it makes you happy, better free those nips 
there's nothing unnatural bout' a nice set of tits 

(Lyrics from Cheap Perfume Bandcamp: https://cheapperfume.bandcamp.com/track/fight-like-a-girl)

Fight Like a Girl - Cheap Perfume

Trump Roast
By Cheap Perfume
From Album: Nailed It
Released: October 11, 2016
Stephanie Bryne, Jane No, David Grimm, Geoff Brent

Lyrics:

dear don (x4) 

we've got blood coming out of our eyes, we've got blood coming out of our wherever (x2) 

dear don (x2) 

you like pretty playmates on their knees, but not women pumping milk for their babies 
you deny rape stats, gender pay gaps 
what would you even know with a stack like that? 

dear don (x4) 

(chorus) 
we're not just fetus factories 
made to serve a man down on our knees (x2) 

dear don (x4) 

you wanna ban muslims? well we wanna ban you 
your fascist ideas wrapped in red, white, and blue 
your kkk clones won't be the ones to choose 
enjoy your last gasp cause racism's through 

dear don (x4) 

(chorus) 

dear don (x4) 

sincerely, eat a dick and die

(Lyrics from Cheap Perfume Bandcamp: https://cheapperfume.bandcamp.com/track/trump-roast)

Trump Roast - Cheap Perfume

Time's Up
By Cheap Perfume
From Album: Burn It Down
Released: December 6, 2019
Stephanie Bryne, Jane No, David Grimm, Geoff Brent

Lyrics:

We know your names, we know your faces 
We know your friends and your workplaces 
No more predators in our spaces! 

Time’s up! 
Time’s up, motherfuckers! 
Time’s up! 

It’s not on women to avoid 
The violence of rape culture 
It’s up to men to tell their friends 
That we deserve better than this 

No no, not our responsibility 

Allow me to explain how boys 
Are raised to think this shit’s OK 
They’re not allowed to show emotion 
Think their power’s in aggression 

Gagging women with your cocks 
You think that they are getting hot 
But it’s just jocks like Brock who are 
The only assholes getting off 

Time’s up ... 


There’s nothing normal in the way 
You treat us like we’re yours to take 
Virginity, humanity 
Something you’re made to dominate 

Not yours, it’s mine to do with as I please 

That’s how we got men in our scene 
Who violate our dignity 
And business owners with money 
To defend their atrocities 

Time’s up

(Lyrics from Cheap Perfume Bandcamp: https://cheapperfume.bandcamp.com/track/times-up)

Time's Up - Cheap Perfume

Fauxminism
By Cheap Perfume
From Album: Burn It Down
Released: December 6, 2019
Stephanie Bryne, Jane No, David Grimm, Geoff Brent

 Lyrics: 

How do you explain why nobody ever wants to be around you 
But somehow they’re the ones who don’t understand like you do? 
Take a hard look in the mirror at your passive-aggressive behavior 
You pick and choose what’s convenient to believe in 
And criticize everyone who dares to think for themselves 
(How dare you think for yourself?) 

How can you ignore all the warriors who paved the way through bullshit 
So you could have a voice that you’re wasting on the internet? 
No, we didn’t invent feminism 
We’re just fighting for inclusion 
Do you really think you’ve got the edge on this? 
Your mind’s as closed as a Christian fundamentalist’s 
You pick and choose what’s convenient to believe in 
And criticize everyone who dares to think for themselves 
(How dare you think for yourself?) 

Who the fuck are you to call shots on behalf of survivors 
When you don’t even know or could bear the weight that I do? 
Take a long look in the mirror 
You’re complicit in this behavior 
I’m not a pawn in your militant politics 
I’m not a step in your rehabilitation process 

How is it so hard to understand that sex and gender are different? 
Do the work yourself, look it up on the internet 
We’re not buying TERF delusions 
We’ll keep fighting for inclusion 
Do you really think you’ve got the edge on this? 
Your mind’s as closed as a faux feminist’s 
You pick and choose what’s convenient to believe in 
And criticize everyone who dares to think for themselves 
(How dare you think for yourself?)

(Lyrics from Cheap Perfume Bandcamp: https://cheapperfume.bandcamp.com/track/fauxminism)

Fauxminism - Cheap Perfume

Relapse
By Cheap Perfume
From Album: Burn It Down
Released: December 6, 2019
Stephanie Bryne, Jane No, David Grimm, Geoff Brent

Lyrics:

I tried to be content with an ordinary life 
But I feel like anything could happen tonight 
It might have something to do with the bottle of booze 
That I just KO’d at a quarter to noon 

Relapse, relapse with me 
Whiskey is my boyfriend, never cheated on me 
Relapse, relapse with me 
The bottle is my best friend and my worst enemy 
Relapse 

Tried to break it off with Jimmy Beam 
But my life became a terrible dream 
Got really bored and put on a movie 
Cried ‘cause I’ll never marry Adrien Brody 

Relapse, relapse with me ... 

Car ran out of gas 
Stubbed my big toe 
Got a cat scratch 
Fell asleep mid-blow 
Slave to the system 
Scarred by sexism 
Gender pay gap 
Fuck it, let’s relapse 

Relapse, relapse with me

(Lyrics from Cheap Perfume Bandcamp: https://cheapperfume.bandcamp.com/track/relapse)

Relapse - Cheap Perfume

DBSAC

Ladies, Women and Girls

You're Fired

This album is a compilation of the 2017 Destructo Disk EP, "Punk Rock for Kids Who Can't Skate," remastered to fix some of the kinks from the original release, as well as (most of) our splits with X-ray Cat, Les Baisures, and Baxter. It also features 3 new recordings that we hadn't released until this point; "Death Pact," "Keef America Gr8," and a re-do of "Glenda."

This album was released on Spotify and Apple Music a couple months before we uploaded it to bandcamp.
credits
released December 29, 2018

Tracks 1-5 Engineered by Danny Halpren at Kind Lion Sound
Every other track Engineered by Levi Miller at Front & Center Recordings
This album is not mastered but waddya gonna do

Track 4 Originally Written by Splenora, we have nothing to do with it.

Punk Rocks for Kids Who Can't Skate

Destructo Disk - I wish I was a Riot Grrrl

It's Not A Mystery

Butt Slut

Try Your Best

Bridezilla

Life Rips

Sorority Girls

ill be reuploading some stuff thats unavailable on here. assume the things i post arent mine unless i specifically say otherwise and look at the desc of them to see the source. will take down anything if the owner of it asks. (leave a comment or email me. omgitsvriska@gmail.com )

Relapse - Cheap Perfume

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