CHRISTINA P SAYS BIG WORDS

! SUPER !

Produced by Stoomie for Your Mom's House Podcast. 

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Crazie Locs - Pushin' (Produced by Stoomie)[PARODY]

This is a fan created song, using audio from the popular comedy podcast Your Mom's House featuring Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky. After Christina got a new cell number, a woman speaking Farsi and English calls her repeatedly, leaving voicemails for a woman named Salome, even though Salome seems to be texting her from a different number. Hilarity ensues.

Vocal approach is sort of goofing on "Force Field" by Calvin Harris. Brian Dhaze (dah-zay)is a close friend and frontman of rock band Ravens' Attic. Guitars played through Fender Deluxe Reverb-Amp. Everything else programmed/sequenced in Garageband.

Salome (ft. Brian Dhaze)

Double Pipe Classic (@YourMomsHousePodcast)

so stoked that they played my track! I love this show https://youtu.be/fOKorBMd67Q?t=5318

Chop Dog (Your Mom's House Podcast #362 closing song)

Kick Ma Balls

I thought some tight ass jeans would dig this track and they could play it when they announce their tour dates or at the end of a podcast.

Just Glassin' HOT MIX!

Just slipping along this meadow man
Just glassin out here erry day
(Just glass just glass just glass just glass) 
Ima put that moose right on his ass
Ain't you heard this is how I glass

Woooo! Holy cow
(Holy cow is right) 
Motherfucker say goodnight 
Pull back my string and set my sight
Send my arrow into flight 
I got a really bad bite
In 20 seconds imma lose my shit
You ever seen a moose go down that quick? Naw

Bout to marry my dad what you know about that boy? Woo!
Best dad boner I done ever had
I'm a self-trained pup tryna sniff my dad
Some smell of his piss
A scent of his ass
A few loads of cum cuz you know that I'm bad
Ain't got no tail put that plug in my ass
It's Just like the gays
When you marry yo dad

Got any cum in those balls?
Had a double pipe classic in my overalls 
F A R T
Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy 
Vegan vaginas
Do you know how much money my smile is?
I've got a really bad back got a really bad bite
You'll call me duct tape by the end of the night 

Now do yo dick hang lower than the balls? 
Yeah? Tell the truth now y'all 
I'm the water champ like a waterfall
Where the Perrier imma drink it all 
Now how you feel about this?
Before you hit the shower get a whiff of your pit
I like my hammocks swangin' low
Now you can shit in my mouth through the hammock hole

Just glass just glass just glass I got a moose

Yung Patreon - How I Glass (Prod. By Sheph Boi)

Look At The River, from Your Mom's House Podcast

Look At the River - Matt Mercer

Parody of Toto's "Africa", inspired by bidet-washlet-themed lyric ideas from Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura on an episode of Your Mom"s House Podcast.

Your Mom's House Podcast Fan Songs

Shit On a Plane (Toto Parody)

Just a little something I made for all the mommies out there doing their thang and stuff like that.

Kiss It

Oh! Oh! Ahhhh! Awwwwwww! The story that this road tells. Canada has an asphalt belt, and this. is. the. buckle. @yourmomshousepodcast @hatseeproodcast

McDonalds Song from YMH #506

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