i got drunk yesterday and made a rather good kick so sober me could do this to it

enjoy?!?!??!?? ? ?  ?

(140bpm)

Inspired by icky's big doop house https://soundcloud.com/ickyofficial/big-doop-house-dj-tool-130-bpm

Reason #139147981 that i shouldn't be allowed near a DAW

BANGING FUCKING TECHNO UPLOAD CAUSE I HAD A FEW DRINKS

lmk if you want me to finish it with a repost x

i12FUQ [WIP]

This has been sitting on my HDD for like, nearly 2 years waiting to be released on an album I've never got round to finishing. So fuck it, here it IS

If you want an actual album, share, repost, follow, etc. Cheers x

BLINK 50,000,000,000

Hey! I havn't uploaded any new tunes for a while so i thought i'd whack this one online. I'll give it a more official release on youtube once I have some proper cover art or something. Yeah!

Enjoy! <3

davhors! - The Trails And Tribulations Of Dr.Mitzio

Sorry I really dont even

I had a lot of fun making this as you could probably tell

Its part of a micro-EP with another track that I’ll be uploading to youtube shortly! 

DOWNLOAD FO FREE!! BUT DONATIONS ARE VERY WELCOME yesyesy

I hope you enjoy this mad mess

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MAGICAL FUURRRRRRRRR11!!1!!1eleven!!11!

UPDATE: WE REACHED NUMBER 7 IN THE CHARTS. CHEERS EVERYONE <3

OUT NOW FOR ONLY 40p!!! https://kuntandthegang.bandcamp.com/track/fuck-the-tories-sc-dave-remix 

Each remix bought counts towards a sale. 19 in total! Help The Kunts fuck up the charts and send a clear fucking message that we're not happy.

Cheers to the kunts for letting me take part x

The Kunts - Fuck The Tories (sc.Dave! Remix)

Breakcorey with a weird 80s vibe. Quite happy with this one

http://swaffelcore.bandcamp.com

davhors! - Move Me

It started well but fucking VANILLA ICE DECIDED TO COME ALONG AND RUIN IT

davhors! - VANILLA FRIGHT [REALLY BAD AND STUPID]

I played with reason for a bit today and this plopped out. Is it worth carrying on and making a song out of??

YOU DECIDEDEDEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ALRIGHT! [doodly thing]

FUCK YOU I'M DRUNK AND UPLOADING TUNES

MAYBE ON A RELEASE. RE POST THIS OR SOME SHIT

ADDING RAGGA SAMPLES TO MY TUNE UNTIL IT SOUNDS COOL

My track for Balloon Party III - Academy of power, mindscapes. Yeah! 

The entire thing was an experimental exercise. the kick drum you hear is myself saying the word “Testicles” thats been fucked around so much that it turned into a kickdrum. Neat! Technically the slowest track i’ve ever done at 130bpm. Oh well. Enjoy!

Free DL from here, buy it to help people get to cons from here https://balloonparty.bandcamp.com/album/mindscapes

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sc.Dave! - F!!K FACE

New track thats just come out on DANCECORPS and Sociopath Recordings. Remixes of LC's great "Bad touch at the love parade"

Well fun to work with. Cheers LC x



Loffciamcore - Bad Touch At The Love Parade (sc.Dave! Remix)

Track I did for ARSE & HOOVES day, get it here! https://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/album/arse-hooves-day

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Lets Get Fucky

All of the cool kids were making FNAF songs and getting about 50 bajillion views and about 96 vagillion subscribers from it. So I thought I'd jump onto the bandwagon and create a total, actual factual FNAF song for all the.... fnafers... out there. Is that what they're called?

Anyway enjoy this totally serious pastiche mess of a song and absolute trainwreck of a music video. I'm a cool kid now! 

Number 3 is out now, 15 days of memes good lord

FAQ:

q: Do you like the game?
a: I've not played it

q: Why?
a: dunno

DOWNLOAD HERE FOR FREE https://scdave.bandcamp.com/releases

THANKS TO drwasup, Zovi, Jobéééééééééé and General Mumble for contributing footage to this mess

Lots of love to Tomb for letting me use his track x

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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY's 3 SONG!!!! (Now I'm a Cool Kid)

After spending ages making "Sainsbury's X Morrisons OTP", I had to go make another one. This nearly killed me, hence the name. Enjoy? probably???

I did this for my labels "24 hours of pain" which you can buy the CD from swaffelcore.bandcamp.com, or you can nab it for free, your choice :)

Exhaustion

This was a track I made to play at PARTY2012 IRL but I couldn't due to time constraints. Its pretty damn horrendous

I'd tell you to enjoy it but you probably wont lmao

PARTY2012 IRL Skit

HOLY FUCK IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!! MOM GET THE CAMERA!!! PRESENTS HOLY SHIT THE BED!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

In all seriousness tho here is my yearly xmas track, inspired by the hilarious yet ear melting MLG parodies that have come up in the past few years. I can't do vids, but I can make fast stupid as jesus music. Spent way too long making it and I hope it was worth it!

Special thanks to FESTKAKA, and Jennifur for providing vocals, Wham! for not suing me and BIRDOFHUM for making the art. Also thanks to those who did send vocals that I didn't use for whatever reason

https://doofcake.bandcamp.com/
http://birdofhum.tumblr.com/

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https://scdave.bandcamp.com/track/its-fucking-christmas
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BOOK ME FOR YOUR YOUR EVENT!! Looking for dates for 2016 onwards. Interested? Contact dave@speedcoredave.co.uk :D This includes conventions.

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sc.Dave! - IT'S FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!

ITS FAST LOUD, FULL OF RAVE AND BREAKS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY ABOUT THIS. ALL CAPS!

Either way its my first real speedcore track in a while and I'm glad I've delved into this weird ass genre again. Enjoy!

ALSO AVAILABLE ON PINKAMENA PARTY, ALL MONEY GOES TO CHARITY! HOW NEAT IS THAT?

https://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/album/chromatic-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Or if you just want the single download go here: https://scdave.bandcamp.com/track/fuck-me-with-your-speedcore-ft-copycat

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FUCK ME WITH YOUR SPEEDCORE!!! (ft. CopyCat)

My remix for KJSS for his album on SWAFFELCORE records. Check it out! Its pretty all over the place but i'm happy with how it turned out :D

You can listen to the xfade preview of the album here (https://soundcloud.com/swaffelcore-records/kjss) or buy the album at https://swaffelcore.bandcamp.com/album/king-julien-sound-system

Enjoy!

King Julien Sound System - King Julien Sound System

King Julien Sound System - Feel Da Phonk (sc.Dave!'s 5am Crusty Dreadlock Remix)

AH FUCKING LOVE BRITNEY ME

free dl here: https://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/track/drama-queen-absolute-trash-vip

this was like fucking, not mixed at all and made entirely with my earbuds cause all my fucking sound equp died lmao. PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY

sc.Dave! - Drama Queen (Trashy VIP)

NOW YOU'rE RIIIIIIIGHHHT ON TIIIME

RIIEEET ON TIME!¬!!£E!"IORH!!!!!

Yeah new tune for me - free DL

Download the new Pinkamena Party album here! https://pinkamenaparty.bandcamp.com/

Welcome. You've Got Hardcore!

So in exchange for judging the Pie contest at BANGFACE 2020, I was asked to make a theme for "IN ME GUT". The best collections of foodies and ravers ever.

Enjoy this sily ditty haha

In Me Gut Theme

Recent events have told me that I should stop hoarding my music and start releasing it to the world. So here's the first tune on my first release in 7 years on SUCK PUCK RECORDZ - Anus!

GET IT HERE: https://suckpuck.com/album/how-do-you-even-suck-a-puck-ep

FREE DOWNLOAD / NAME UR PRICE!

Anus!

Track 2 off of my "How do you even suck a puck" EP - Out now for free on... uhh Suck Puck.

https://suckpuck.com/album/how-do-you-even-suck-a-puck-ep

No I have no idea what I was thinking while I made this either. Enjoy anyway haha

Burger King Foot Fetish

Track 4 off of my "How do you even suck a puck" EP - Out now for free on... uhh Suck Puck.

suckpuck.com/album/how-do-you-even-suck-a-puck-ep

Probably one of the most ridiculous tunes i've made hahaha.

Last Night, A Bloot-Clotted Jungle Tekno DJ Drugged Me With Crisps (VIP)

OUT NOW ON SUCKPUCK RECORDS IN ALL CAPS HOLY CRAP

https://suckpuck.com/album/summer-is-magic

ITS FREE AS WELL LOL ENJOY LOL XXOXOXOXOXOXOXX

RENEGADE ASSBLASTER

This weeks Toastbeard theme thing was run by me, Deedcore Spave. I set the rules that you only had to use the sounds provided in the sample pack i gave. 

So i basically just threw together a bunch of stuff in my samples folder without looking and this plopped out. Doop is surprisingly catchy with gabba kicks on top

Hoorar.

Enjoy!

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This track was made nearly a year ago for my EP on GGM digital, and it was re-mastered recently by myself and the entire thing will be available for free soon! Hoorar!

I'll be uploading the second track on the EP sooooooooooooooooooon. and by soon i mean the next couple of days. Its technically pony so thats that. In the meantime enjoy this... thing

AND NO, I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH THE SPAGHETTI

I DONT THINK THIS TRACK HELPED EITHER

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Shit and Spaghetti Rocketing Out of my Pockets

Fuck me I'm glad that cunt is out of office.

Half an hour of straight up, no nonsense kickdrums, breaks, screaming and political angst. Not gunna lie this is probably the best set of mine I've ever recorded. Enjoy!

Super fun event put together on a whim by Laser (https://twitter.com/laserraccoon // https://t.co/nhIoaqoMEB?amp=1). Cheers for having me!

TRACKLIST:

Tieum - Eh?
Akira - Attitude Legit
The Sickest Squad & Frazzbass - Streetfighter 
Rude Ass Tinker - Magical Digital
Hellfish - The Beast Incarnate
Drokz - Dansvloer Bullshit
Burning Lazy Persons - 13,000,000 Nuclear Kills
Interrupt Vector - Double Trouble
DJ Plague Vs. Stinger - Kill Everything
DJ Freak - I Am Colossus
Venetian Snares & Speedranch - Unborn Baby
Venetian Snares & Speedranch - Meta Abuse
Terrorist Kris - s02
Nails - You Will Never Be One Of Us

sc.Dave! @ Goth Ravers Against Trump 01/11/20

My track for Rainbow & Rooted! Samples a lot of stuff and that, so please dont sue me : <

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