yes ha haaa haa love it...just waiting for a femist reponse to this ..called comparing outer labia lengh..stretched out ..well there can always be the"Designer Vagina" route..all junk be praised!! Ahhhh be proud of yer bits and get freaky innit

There seems to be a "red ribbon" theme in your songs, but as long as I'm laughing...

How could I not click on a song with that name? Literally impossible.

"I'll take you by the hand, you can take me by the gland." I laughed mid-sip and beer came out my nose.

Comparing penis sizes
To the pornographic films with parental advisories
Getting it out behind the bike shed
Comparing the length, the girth and the head

CHORUS
So many shapes, the big and the small
And obviously mine is the nicest of all
So give a cheer, scream and shout
And let it hang out, let it hang out

Comparing penis size
And hurray for me because I won the first prize
Oh honey I can be your man
I can take you by the hand, you can take me by the gland

CHORUS

Comparing manhood girth
As if its the only way that we have worth
And ladies mines a hit
It's lucky cuz I also know what to do with it

CHORUS

Its a flop!

Comparing Penis Sizes

"Oh my god, I never ordered this Scab Madras"

Dirty, filthy punk from Dorset.

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