In yer face! This is Scab Madras.  Spicy and Sick.

Oh My God!  I Never Ordered this Scab Madras!

She held out her cup o' spunk
Filled to the brim with all of our junk
She lapped up the dribbles left on her thumb
She drank it all up yum yum yum

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She drank a cup full o' spunk
She drank it up yum yum yum

I wiped the sperm from her eye
About 10% of it was mine
She's a good girl, she does what I say
She takes it every way

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Cup O’ Spunk

I spit on you
And everything you love and do
I don't have to conform
Check out my sexy uniform

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Tie me up, give a rub
Tell me that I'm a fuck up
Right away do what I say
You cannot beat a wank a day
Tie me up, wounded pup
Tell me that I'm a fuck up
As I lay start to play
Its all free, don't have to pay

A whip and chain
Pull my nipples and watch me spray
You're the boss tonight
We'll role reverse when it gets light

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I’m A Fuck Up

You think you're a star
But we all know what you are
All skin and bones
Just wait till I get you home

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Going down, make a sound
Open up I'm going down
In your mound, like what I've found
Open up I'm going down
Take a pound into the ground
Open up I'm going down
Don't ya frown, undo your gown
Open up I'm going down on you

I like all the dirt
The magnetism of your skirt
My eyes on a stalk
We'll keep going 'till you can't walk

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I'm Going Down On You

It was a seedy bar
I took it far too far
I met you through a mate
We did the deed till late
My naked body poured
But you still wanted more
I've got a dodgy back
You nymphomaniac

Your previous lover died
Honey I really tried
But you know its getting late
And I've got a headache
You say you want it rough
And I reply real gruff
Sugar I've had enough
No way, no way, I've no more energy today

We tried it upside down
In bed then on the ground
I'm a mere mortal man
I've given what I can
I think you must be touched
The way that you erupt
I do not want to die
But more and its bye bye

I can no longer stand
Lie back and think of England
Then give a feeble shout
Before I pass out
You beckon me real near
Then whisper in my ear
My heart is filled with fear
No way, no way, I've no more energy today!

Headache

First time you saw me wear a dress
It's fair to say that you weren't impressed
A tough kink to admit
An admission that I'd planned a bit

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I knew it was such a big deal
I made sure we had wine with our meal
I knew it was such a big deal
Point proved, point proved
I don't understand your attitude
You phoned later, said you'd only return
If I promised with my heart to leave your clothes alone
I knew it was such a big deal
Point proved, point proved
I don't understand your attitude

Answered the door in net stockings all black
I think I took your mother aback
She demanded that you return home
I sat and drank all the wine alone

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Don’t Understand Your Attitude

"Oh my god, I never ordered this Scab Madras"

Dirty, filthy punk from Dorset.