Video: https://youtu.be/mFjXB1Md7-Q

Segments: 
1. Intro: 0:09 
2. "The Weather Outside is Weather": 1:25 
3. Weak Knees, Arms Are Heavy: 2:10 
4. Consumer Justice: 3:38 
5. Tipping In Concert: 7:19 
6. Let's Talk (Barber)Shop: 9:49 
7. Famlove: 13:30 
8. Keep In In The Queue: 13:57 
9. Errthing Gentrified: 16:07 
10. Harden Or Hardon't: 17:15 
11. Don't Be The Gelatin Guy: 20:40 
12. Nyle's Gettin' Upset: 21:38 
13. Airdump: 23:12 
14. Organomegaly: 24:36 
15. Local News: 26:39 
16. Nix Count: 28:50 
17. Outro: 27:20

In the second episode, the Scheme Team discusses tipping etiquette, their all-time favorite basketball players and family.

Also, Nyle gets upset, Swoop pays too much for his haircut, and Flat provides "context."

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=== FLAT === 
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twitter: @faisteam 

=== NYLE === 
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=== SWOOP=== 
snapchat: @smandani 
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Attributions: 
News End Signature jingle created by mansardian copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/mansardian/sounds/61322/

City Ambience created by knufds copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/knufds/sounds/345948/

Sax-Phrase sound effect created by xserra copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/xserra/sounds/204182/

The Star Spangled Banner Instrumental by U.S. Army Bands and copyrighted under the Creative Commons Copyright-Only Dedication and/or Public Domain Certification License, shortened from original (https://archive.org/details/TheStarSpangledBannerInstrumental), marked for public domain use by the US Government.

Beat 100 Loop 1 created by Spol copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/Spol/sounds/78014/

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Shoutout To Dadimas | Scheme Team Podcast #2

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1la7vIDGcIQ&t=288s

Segments: 
1. Intro: 0:11 
2. Tel Malish: 0:44 
3. I Smart, I Read Headlines, I Caveman: 1:45 
4. Get Polarized Bruh: 2:45 
5. Bizarro Brown Squad: 5:30 
6. Doppelschemers: 6:49 
7. Comment, Like, Subscribe: 8:48 
8. Statlines: 10:59 
9. Shaqs of Sunset: 13:14 
10. What's Your Autograph Policy: 15:43 
11. Celebrity Sightings: 16:37 
12. The Aziz Ansari Story: 17:02 
13. The Russell Peters Story: 18:10 
14: Outro: 22:29 

In Episode 3, the Scheme Team discusses their various interactions with celebrities living in both New York and Orlando, including David Schwimmer (Ross, yes... that Ross), Shaquille O'Neal, Aziz Ansari, Louis CK, and Russell Peters. 

Also, Swoop goes on a date, Flat realizes he has doppelgangers in both a Bollywood movie and Star Wars, and Nyle finds his twin brother. 

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1la7vIDGcIQ&t=288s
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/scheme-team-podcast/id1340043827?mt=2
Instagram: @schemeteam_ 
Twitter: @schem3team 
Passwords: carrottop345... WOOPS... eh don't worry about the passwords ha ha (nervous laugh) 

=== FLAT === 
instagram: @faisteam 
twitter: @faisteam 

=== NYLE === 
instagram: khandid_camera 

=== SWOOP=== 
snapchat: @smandani 
instagram: @afoxsshadow 

Attributions: 

News End Signature jingle created by mansardian copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/mansardian/sounds/61322/

City Ambience created by knufds copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/knufds/sounds/345948/

Sax-Phrase sound effect created by xserra copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/xserra/sounds/204182/

Beat 100 Loop 1 created by Spol copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/Spol/sounds/78014/

Tarantella sourced from SmartSound (http://www.smartsound.com/royalty-free-music/+Public+Domain/Italian/International+Traditions/Tarantella/) and marked for public domain use.

Shaquille O’Neal pictures taken by Keith Allison, slgckgc, and Swing by Swing and are under the Attribution ShareAlike 2.0 Creative Commons License. 

Aziz Ansari 2011 Shankbone picture taken by David Shankbone and is under the Attribution 2.0 Generic Creative Commons license: https://tinyurl.com/y8649t6p

CFC in LA 2012 15 picture taken by Canadian Film Centre and is under the Attribution 2.0 Generic Creative Commons license: https://tinyurl.com/y9nmhqg6 

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Shaq, Aziz Ansari and Russell Peters | Scheme Team Podcast #3

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N-q_e_poP0

Segments: 1. Intro: 0:10 
2. Learn The Lexicon: 1:15 
3. Live Q&A: 3:34 
4. Hall Passes 101: 5:16 
5. Spinnin' With The Scheme Team: 9:29 
6. Jack Johnson Game Strong: 12:10 
7. Venmo Etiquette: 15:11 
8. Side Hustle: 19:13 
9. Consumer Justice: 21:45 
10. Poor Man's Richard Gere: 24:38 
11. Pet Peeves: 28:00 
12: Gameover: 28:45 

In Episode 4, the Scheme Team talks hall pass nominations, proper venmo etiquette with ya homies, and the success of The Migos, Drake and Jack Johnson. 

Also, Flat has to nix his barber, Nyle reminisces on the Mission Impossible franchise and Swoop defends Jack Johnson. 

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twitter: @faisteam 

=== NYLE === 
instagram: khandid_camera 

=== SWOOP=== 
snapchat: @smandani 
instagram: @afoxsshadow 


Attributions:
News End Signature jingle created by mansardian copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/mansardi... 

Sax-Phrase sound effect created by xserra copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/xserra/s... 

Beat 100 Loop 1 created by Spol copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/Spol/sou... 

City Ambience created by knufds copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/knufds/s... 

Retro Action Groove 3 created by zagi2 copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution - Noncommerical 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/zagi2/so... 

Musical, dancehall reggae air horn 5 obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com 

Action, Ethnic plugged Indian strings obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com 

Picture of Apu from https://the-avocado.org/2017/11/30/sh... 

Picture of Lil Uzi Vert from http://www.elevatormag.com/lil-uzi-ve... 

Picture of Sean Paul from http://www.insideravensmind.net/2015/... 

Picture of Elmer’s Glue from http://elmers.com/ Migos picture taken by The Come Up Show and is under the Attribution 2.0 Generic Creative Commons license: https://tinyurl.com/y8hrux5w 

Picture of Drake from http://rapradar.com/2018/02/09/new-vi... 

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Hall Passes, Venmo Etiquette and The Migos | Scheme Team Podcast #4

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdqtSXHPGwA&t= 

Segments: 
1. Intro: 0:00 
2. Rotten Mangoes: Black Panther: 1:48 
3. Flat The Rapper: 5:34 
4. Brown Panther: 6:28 
5. What Would Your Face Tat Be: 8:57 
6. Spinnin' With The Scheme Team: 10:52 
7. Bargainwala: 16:19 
8. Brown History Month: 18:29 
9. A Moment Of Real (Parkland & Gun Control): 20:47 
10. Florida Is A Weird Place: 28:07 
11. 90s Babies: 33:11 
12. Control Your Mans: 35:23 
13. Gameover: 37:08 

In Episode 5, the Scheme Team reviews Black Panther, sends good vibes to Parkland, Florida, talks gun control, and retells a story from last weekend about a shitty dude who commandeered the squad’s jacket pile. Please be better friends and reel in your mans. 

Also, Nyle thinks he would make a great girlfriend, Flat says the word colonizer one too many times and Swoop sports a magical unicorn horn. 

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=== FLAT === 
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twitter: @faisteam 

=== NYLE === 
instagram: khandid_camera 

=== SWOOP=== 
snapchat: @smandani 
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Links:

Thoughts and Prayers and N.R.A. Funding: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/10/04/opinion/thoughts-prayers-nra-funding-senators.html

The Gun Lobby: See How Much Your Representative Gets: https://www.politico.com/interactives/2017/gun-lobbying-spending-in-america-congress/

Attributions: 

News End Signature jingle created by mansardian copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/mansardian/sounds/61322/

Sax-Phrase sound effect created by xserra copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/xserra/sounds/204182/

Beat 100 Loop 1 created by Spol copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/Spol/sounds/78014/

City Ambience created by knufds copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/knufds/sounds/345948/

Retro Action Groove 3 created by zagi2 copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution - Noncommerical 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/zagi2/sounds/276699/

Musical, dancehall reggae air horn 5 obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com 

Electrical Transition created by qubodup copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/211639/

Light Bulb Pops created by CGEffex copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/sounds/92643/

Tarantella sourced from SmartSound (http://www.smartsound.com/royalty-free-music/+Public+Domain/Italian/International+Traditions/Tarantella/) and marked for public domain use. 

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Black Panther, Gun Control and Whose Mans Is This? | Scheme Team Podcast #5

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhx2l06wUME&t=

In Episode 6, the Scheme Team talks fatwas, how to skirt the comedy/controversy line, and makes their first appearance in the short anime adventure, Mangoball Z. 

Also, Swoop gets a social media enema, Flat stares at babies and dogs, and Nyle defines “fatwa.”

Segments: 
Intro: 0:00 
The Evolution of Dave Chappelle: 0:58 
Pimp Lingo: 2:20 
Fatwa Alert: 6:30 
Charlie Hebdo: 9:18 
Laugh At Yourself: 10:34 
Social Media Enema: 13:15 
Schadenfreud: 16:48 
Tosh.NO: 18:42 
People Are Selfish: 20:19 
Social Media Etiquette: 22:26 
Want Clout... Gotta Tout!: 25:24 
New York Shitty: 28:39 
Staring In Public: 31:55 
What's Your Dog Type?: 33:25 
Dognappings: 35:30 
Gameover: 36:29 

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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhx2l06wUME&t=
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/scheme-team-podcast/id1340043827?mt=2
Instagram: @schemeteam_ 
Twitter: @schem3team 
Passwords: carrottop345... WOOPS... eh don't worry about the passwords ha ha (nervous laugh) 

=== FLAT === 
instagram: @faisteam 
twitter: @faisteam 

=== NYLE === 
instagram: khandid_camera 

=== SWOOP=== 
snapchat: @smandani 
instagram: @afoxsshadow 

Attributions: 

News End Signature jingle created by mansardian copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/mansardian/sounds/61322/

Saxophone created by xserra copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/xserra/sounds/204182/

Beat 100 Loop 1 created by Spol copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/Spol/sounds/78014/

City Ambience created by knufds copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/knufds/sounds/345948/

Musical, dancehall reggae air horn 5 obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

Hip Hop Beat (Basic) created by Goup_1 copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution - 3.0 Unported License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/Goup_1/sounds/195666/

Dragonball Original Soundtrack theme sourced from DBSoundtracks under the YouTube Standard License with no modifications made from original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFGY-PciwFU

Blizzard FX Anime 80s Cheesy created by bulbastre copyrighted under the Creative Commons Attribution - 3.0 Unported License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/bulbastre/sounds/126875/

Natasha’s Loop 2 created by zagi2 copyrighted under the Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 Unported License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/zagi2/sounds/180168/

Popcorn Dream created by breyenkatz copyrighted under the Attribution 3.0 Unported License with no modifications made from original: https://freesound.org/people/breyenkatz/sounds/221275/

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Fatwa, Biggie and Pac, Who Shot Ya? | Scheme Team Podcast #6

In this Andrew Applepie freestyle/cover of Chaos Stops, two lovers feel each other's presence over the course of a lifetime only to find out they live in parallel universes.

argo navis → a novel mixtape

chapter 1  → love

chapter 1 → love (Freestyle x Andrew Applepie, Chaos Stops)

A group of three friends known as the Scheme Team fight crime with pumpernickel bagels and blueberry cream cheese, while championing the way of the finesse.

Hall Passes, Venmo Etiquette and The Migos | Scheme Team Podcast #4

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