Lusty dancefloor track about showing a lover what it's all about..

Look At My Penis!

Beautiful love song, devoted to all of those lovers around the world, who kiss, who hug, who love...........

Moonlight In Your Eyes

Upbeat dance/hip hop track comparing a man's love to his rather large bowel movements.. A perfect track to play for your valentine, whomever he/she is... :)

My Love For You (Is As Big As My Bowel Movement)

Love song about renewing wedding vows, perfect for the dancefloor, or the bedroom <3

Brand New Ring

Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum (I Want Your Love)

Cute little track, sung from the point of view of a six year old child, who is tired of being treated like a little baby!

I'm Not A Baby

Dancepop track about contemplating suicide

Suicide Tonight

Upbeat tune about wanting love, written in France

Baby Let Me Into Your Heart

This was recorded for an aborted kids show called "Wonderland".. this song was to have been sung by a dog puppet, but was never filmed. 

Hot Dog! (I'm In Love With You)

Cutesy tune about falling in love when the sun goes down, and the angels are not around.... 

(Let's Trip) The Love Fantastic (Tonight)

Please leave comments & let us know what you think of our songs, thanks!! :)

For questions, comments, or booking info, please email cringevenom@gmail.com thanks!

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