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IT WASN'T ACTUALLY CARNIVAL NIGHT ZONE, AT ALL

Look at The Way Bowser Uses The Walk, He's a Woman's Koopa, No Time to Talk

Normal Battle (Come On!) - Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

why did i make this

btw battleborn beta was amazing preorder it now

creative joke

The Other Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans - Undertale

Spooktune - Undertale OST

the problem with these titles is like at what point do i take a step back and really evaluate what i've done- and i mean really look at it and think to myself 

"Am I satisfied with what I have done? 

Is this enough? 

Do I deserve ANY of this praise? 

Do you think my family looking down on me with pride?

Is talking about things online just a bandage for years of silence about this project?

Am I going to open up online and some weirdo I don't know going to make a weird over familiar joke because they don't know how to really interact with people and its not really their fault but its the fifth one today and honestly I just have to kinda draw a line SOMEWHERE for my own mental well-being which probably comes off as kind of rude to people who have never really been in this position but I guess its not exactly my job to hold their hand through the difficult task of trying to be social in a semi-public space and its not like I'm really an expert anyway I mean cmon now

why are they talking about trolls lactating on twitter?"

at what point do i consider all of that and then look at what i've made and decide "ok time to name this one mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm motherfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh benjamin danklin" or whatever you know?

Wanshi's Theme

Wanshi's Theme - "idk man you name it im tired"

I think Toby actually named this one. The idea here is that you start with a normal song and slowly work your way to the weird clown shit. this is meant to reflect the real life struggle of finding someone hot and slowly but surely acclimating to the fact that they are a clown. we all been there. extremely relatable.

i got that weird laugh from toby as an mp3 and i THINK its from a spiderman game. it could just be toby's own impish laughter but probably not. toby has a hearty joy-filled laugh with exactly 0% in the vein of clownery department. i love toby so much.

so here we are. friendsim friday and i have to act like clownfuckery is just another aspect of my life akin to say a sweet tooth or psoriasis. like "yeah man we all done fugged a clown once am i right fellas" over here grasping at straws, desperation in my voice "r-right??? fellas???"

his name was daniel and he really loved ICP and i think now he works as a manager at a taco bell. yeah thats right daniel. i'm callin you out you nasty juggalo. my inherited army of teens are comin into your taco bell and taking all your fuego sauce. dont call me. that felt good. i feel better. what were we talkin about?

CLOWNFUCKER (By James Roach and Toby Fox)

this is literally the first track i wrote for the game. this piano motif a melody had been something i was kicking around back in like 2012 as a song for rose i think. when andrew originally talked to toby and i he gave us very specific marching orders about what songs to write. it was two songs. a haunted mansion and a "subway full of juggalos"

i mentioned before we went through a handful of "haunted mansion" ideas for HARLEHOUSE that were like too spooky and not campy enough. this was one of those spooky takes. we ended up using this theme for something of more... significance.

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I will talk about this more once the route is available, the rest is spoilers.

GRAVEYARD SHIFT (PLAY THE ROUTE AND THEN TWEET @hamesatron ABOUT HOW GOOD THIS TITLE IS)

i started streaming my work now since its less of a surprise who the characters are. i went through like... five different versions of this track. this was gonna be disco i dont know what i was thinking.

we ended up going with this one which is actually meant for a different part of ACT 2. In ACT 1, the song "Keep your head down" has a rhythmic motif that I use in the climax of this song. I wont tell you what its for but... think of whats happening during that song in ACT 1, and know that it will be a much bigger deal when you eventually see it. i don't have any information wrt "when" that would be helpful to you. its barely even helpful to me. a real "buddy, they dont even let ME fuck the flag" situation. this is a reference to a popular tweet. im not an insane person i swear.

anyway nihkees sprite is absolutely fucking ripped. the size of this lad. the A in LGBTQA+ stands for ABSOLUTE UNIT apparently. 

I know it does not please do not @ me i am so fucking tired.

lmao i still dont know if its nicky or nike (like the shoe, not like.. the name mike)

▲trollkind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. to obtain something of equal value must be lost. that is alchemys first law of equivalent exchange. in those days, we really believed that to be the worlds one, and only, truth.▼

i wrote the original track when i was a teenager in a shitty band called "the isotopes" which is a reference to the baseball team on the simpsons. yikes. i played drums. bigger yikes. i fixed it up for this because we... just didn't have anything that fit. the idea is that its.. a jade blood who is trying very hard not to be one. 

you still have all the trappings of jade blood music: piano, bells, harps, arpeggios, some sort of.. ethereal moments.. but its like this weird bad rockabilly nonsense. you can hear how a like 11 year old me wrote what i considered to be "stride piano" there was a point this was gonna be a grubbles song but its like... well theres only two of them. so i kinda went buckwild on the drums a bit. remember dammek? i wonder what that guys up to. probably some stupid shit LMAO.

anyway a lot of you are wondering why trace put fucking lapras in the preview image and i guess the burden falls upon me to explain. on twitter there is an artist who predicted every single time it was gonna be daraya whether they had evidence or not and theres a whole like in-joke comic about daraya bringing a lapras plush (named SLAPRAS) to jade blood show and tell... look man i dont make this shit up theres a lot of lore. if you arent on homestuck twitter its about a thousand times better than anywhere else for that sort of... golden-age-homestuck fandom feel. nothing will ever come close to that but this feels very nostalgic to just joke and laugh with friends and shit. you guys have been really good to me. thanks.

▲trollkind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. to obtain something of equal value must be lost. that is alchemys first law of equivalent exchange. in those days, we really believed that to be the worlds one, and only, truth.▼

this title is too long, see description. (DARAYA'S THEME)

Our entry for the Stay Home with Miku song contest! The first song we release as 世界crossing (Sekai Crossing). This song is about being able to travel the world from the confines of your own home. Miku is able to go all over the planet through the passion of her fans! Through online events we meet up and party, just like we did at Miku Expo :) Please enjoy the song!

Music/mix/master - Sevarti
Tuning - Railgun
Lyrics - にーご / Piro
Art: Piro

LYRICS:
マスクをして備えよう　
(お口とお鼻はマスクをして)
強がらないで　家にいて
一人じゃないって　みんなと会える
世界旅行　ここから　始めましょ

ステイホームがうまくなりたい
YouTuberの声　なんか疲れてる
「耐え忍ぶ」ことこれが課題
コーラとレトルト　コラボ"レーション"

1人で見てる　エンドロール
日々のごとく　ながれてる
互いの　この壁　この距離　まだ　　
越えないで

この世界の旅人
世界すべて眺める
お部屋の中でも　みんな１つさ
あたたかさにもっと触れてたい
一緒に聞いてよ　I’m here with you

退屈から逃れたい
家からもぅ飛び出したい
画面の先の　世界へ行こうよ
こころも　カラダも
ここから(こっから)　飛び出して

この世界の旅人　世界眺める
お部屋の中でもみんな一つさ
あたたかさにもっと触れてたい
Crossing these worlds みんなつながる


ENGLISH LYRICS:
Let’s prepare with a mask,
Don’t be tough, stay at home
I’m not alone, everyone can meet
World travel begins here

I want to become skilled at “stay at home”
I’m tired of listening to this youtuber’s voice
The task is to “endure”
Cup ramen and cola are our rations.

Alone, I watch the endroll
“Everyday” it’s like its washed away
Together: this wall, this distance, 
But don’t cross it

Traveler of This World
Looks at the whole world
In this room but everyone is one.
I want to feel more warmth
Let’s listen together [I’m here with You]

I want to escape from boredom
I want to get out of my house
Lets go to the world on the other side of the screen
Heart and Body
Escape from here

Travelers of this world look at the world.
I’m in this room but everyone is one.
I want to feel more warmth.
[Crossing these worlds] everyone is connected.

世界crossing - 世界旅行  [SONG CONTEST ENTRY]

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FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' - ROSES INSTRUMENTAL

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN' - THORNS INSTRUMENTAL

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