intro to the play

American Explorers Lewis and Clark battle American Idiots Beavis and Butthead.

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD
VERSUS
LEWIS AND CLARK
BEGIN

Meriwether Lewis:
Ah, Clark, we'll have to take a break on this expedition
There are two foolish bufoons here that we must start dissing
They have an unbelievable use of hair product in store
No more prattle, In this battle, they'll be begging for more

William Clark:
Lewis, this will be a joyous halt to our search
Beating these two teens, who are worth nothing on this Earth
It's clear to me, with their unintelligence, they've been abused
With perverted toilet jokes, they both seem to get quite amused

Butt-head:
Hey Beavis...uh...let's kick these buttmunches’ asses
Your story sucks more than Mr. Van Driessen’s classes
To Mr. Meriwether Lewis, yeah I thought you ought to know
How about I snatch Sacajawea and shove my finger up her bunghole?

Beavis:
Butthead..like, what the hell are these ass goblins doing here?
Jewpiss and Shart? Heh, they sound like queers
You dillwads don't even have a reason to gloat
Just leave this battle and go back to your bug infested boat

Meriwether Lewis:
One, Two, Three Mississippi, times diminishing
They don't realize Lewis and Clark aren't close to finishing

William Clark:
Butt-Head and Beavis, just leave us, or lyrical pounds will get you down
You can't hurt us, You got no adult supervision around

Meriwether Lewis:
These wannabe big deals got no sex appeal and will surely squeel
We're the ones who did America! You're not even real

William Clark:
Go back to school, it's clear we rule and we're gonna leave you hurt
Hell, the only person that likes you is that fat kid Stuart


Butt-head:
Uh, you guys are homo, like, you'll never have sex
Uhuhuhuhuh, I said sex, you guys are just wrecks

Beavis:
You turdburglars SUCK! We can't even bare ya
You're more annoying than that butt munch girl, Daria

Butt-head:
All you do is have sex with an Indian bungwipe
While me and Beavis Did America! Hell yeah, damn right.

Beavis:
My name is Beaviszilla, because I’m gonna rip you in half
Your rhymes make me cry worse than that onion crap


Meriwether Lewis:
You two are the ugliest creatures we've ever seen

William Clark:
How dumb can you be? You dressed as yourselves for Halloween!

Meriwether Lewis:
Clean clothes and IQ is something you certainly lack

William Clark:
Your faces are so ugly, you gave your principal a heart attack!

Meriwether Lewis:
My name is Meriwether Lewis

William Clark:
And my name is William Clark
At least I could get a wife, Mrs. Julia Hancock

*beat stops*

*incessant giggling*

Butthead:
Uhuhuhuhuhuh, you said cock

William Clark:
Oh, shut up

Beavis:
Hey, fartknockers, we broke TV ratings, but who's countin'

Butthead:
I bet you let Nine Young Men ride your Rocky Mountains
We’re the kings of MTV, so it’s best that you just hush
Now just see what happens when Beavis gets a sugar rush

Beavis:
OH I'm about to get hyper! I think I'm gonna transform
To the great almighty Cornholio! We’re gonna score!

Cornholio:
Straight from Lake Titicaca, with this shirt over my head
These rhymes shoot out harder than bullets made of lead
I'm the Great Cornholio, why don't you rap to that!
You two Dora the Explorers don't know jack
You're bungholes, I'm the greatest, that's a fact
Shove this TP up your ass, heh heh, ass

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES

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Vanilla Voices as Marceline

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
COREY RIFFIN
VERSUS
MARCELINE
BEGIN!

Corey Riffin:
I would battle you now, but hold on, I have no lyrics
*beat pauses; Corey writes lyrics*
I’ll be kicking you back to the Nightosphere, kid
This is no longer Peaceville, man, things are about to get wild!
I'm hanging out with my friends, while you're hanging out with a pedophile
You should’ve realized by now rocking out isn’t your concern
Call my lines the sun, 'cause they surely burn
It’ll take one guitar riff and it’s no longer an Adventure Time
I'll be stealing your victory like how your dad stole your fries!

Marceline (singing):
Corey, why do you bother with those lines?
Your fame is starting to descend
Nobody ever wanted to hear you rock
And I’ll end you like how your show went dead
Marceline (rapping):
Nice job rushing your lyrics, writing them with a Penn
You ain’t a threat, in the end, I’ll leave you Evicted!
I tried to fight with my dad that was a demon from hell
You're trying to fight against a genderbent version of yourself!

Corey Riffin:
Be quiet, you’re Daddy’s Little Monster, Corey’s attacking this idiot
Having a little kid be your henchman? Are you serious?
I’ll be dropping your bass, and beating you like the Newmans
While you’re busy chewing Bubblegum, I’ll run my own Grojband

Marceline:
I’m a vampire queen, you make music that sucks
I hate you even more than your sister hates your guts
I’ll close this garage door on you, so I don’t have to hear you dissing
You lost ‘cause it seems your talent is What Was Missing

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

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