Guided Meditation 1

Guided Meditation 2

Apoc Teaser

In space, no one can hear you trick or treating

In 3078, they make space stations so large, you can easily get lost.  This can make Halloween difficult. 

Hallowho?

I bring news about the war
I impart no wisdom
as no wise-man acts as unwisely as I

I am out of coffee and wearing no shirt
seven am before a work day

The way I operate
the words I use
whether thoughtfully planned
or thoughtfully allowed to spew forth

according to the actions and words of others
my dubious nature stands aloud

My Way of Saying I am Not Wearing Pants

http://youtu.be/-Sjswle2iPM

I do my best thinking in the shower with a beer.

i take long showers

http://youtu.be/v7Vu1IcEX4Y

I was looking over Norm's
Zippo and silver coin collection
discussing the ins and outs
of renters insurance

when I spotted a bug
crawl out
from under his hat
and scurry across the bill

a vision of bedbugs blinded me
as I drew on the memories
of his past relationships
with those foul things

"A bug just crawled off your head,
onto your hat" I warned him
he pulled off his hat and turned it about
muttering a scratchy "where is it?"

I pointed the bug out to him
and he squished it

his and its shared blood indistinguishable
in union on his palm
His forehead was wounded
from where the creature had fed

"what was that?" I implored
determinedly moving away from him
searching the floor
for the corpse or escape effort
the offending creature

"It was a tick"

I encouraged him to keep an eye out
for symptoms of illness or a fever

he informed me "I was in the woods this morning"
and assured me "I know everything about the woods"

I nodded in agreement
as I do with all the people I want to avoid
or from who I want to get away

shoving his treasure into his pockets
he chuckled "I need a cigarette"

which was my cue to run away

norm's bug hat

droney friday morn

(In) my time machine

The thrill of the forbidden
is exhausting...

Good Morning!

Take a moment to mourn our breakfast
how do you like your eggs?
how do you like your toast?
how do you like your cantaloupe?
how do you like your bacon?
how do you like your coffee?

chickens in the ditch covered in foam
piggies on the highway legs twitching

breakfast and dinner
begins and ends
when we wake up we fall asleep
we wake up after we fall asleep
go to sleep
we fall asleep and wake up
wake up

painting mirages in dreams
a sun that is always setting and rising

it is when I wake up from a panic attack
that I realize we've rubbed off on each other

you've lost habits that are now mine
the waiver in your voice

look in the mirror
good morning
you are a Muppet.

that waiver in  your voice (Surprise You're A Muppet)

in between

http://youtu.be/sX-fcz63IKY

Enjoy this motivational how-to for managing the contemporary lifestyle (as a servant to Beelzebub).

How to make yourself a more attentive parent to your own personification (of the Lord of Hell)

Some estimate  hassling  size  strength
benefits  low cost service  announcement
indicator  frequent  interludes  pause for an announcement
clip art foretelling trends in advertising
message  ideas back page.

Friday pays the rent
pays the bills.

Bullshit contrivances plague headlines
infect soft brains as virus
begging our energies of wonderment
insisting on further discussion
A source of small talk
for two weeks.

This magic only works billions
because we insist on its presence
even as we pan the medium
tactics dependent upon to meet sales
and dry out the pockets
of the gape-mouthed
gumming for more.

Let's look in depth at hate crime sex changes
and how they can make you
a more attentive parent
to your own personification.

How to make yourself a more attentive parent to your own personification (of the Lord of Hell)

https://youtu.be/byBQudh_eMc

My salesman smile was getting tarnished
standing in the wet
trying to recruit manual laborers
and chamber singers
at the bus depot

she had a puppet on her hand
told me she already works in porn
threw me a varnished smile

her whistling teeth rattled
when she'd get excited
when she'd talk about ventriloquism
and making pornography

Lisping with a New England accent
her puppet would add: She does wicked good tricks

I gave her my ATM card
because I knew this one could sing

bus station ventriloquism

http://youtu.be/oS8EbLX6_0w

she won't bring anybody around here anymore

She displays my less delightful traits
in a charismatic light
I respond with poems
and self deprecating jokes
she isn't interested
in my work
she doesn't read
what I write

she prefers to be left alone
to drink Budweiser
and gossip on the phone

I watch her and daydream
about terrorizing people
who come by the house

but she won't bring anybody around here anymore
as my reputation is an extension
of my avoiding a handshake 

she won't bring anybody around here anymore

Winter Remedies Since Suffering in July

A thread of aching

soreness sitting
in a leg cast
when the only thing that doesn't hurt
is the leg inside.

It has been on
for only a week.

Sick of being invalid
without much practice
with no plan at being good at it.

Getting well

moving around too much
shadowed with classical dread
and scented with strong narcotics.

Everything is somewhere else
and the crutches are always
across the room
on the other-side of the world.

When moments arrive
when you cannot walk
begin crawling

a mile is many twisted inches
and worrying about pain that never goes away
is having worry that never goes away.

An expert of turning worry into action
can burn as many as 30,000 calories a day.

Identify early
that which is fear-filling

so that an end around can be initiated
to alter this course
to drive it
through the gritty part of the soul.

After sleeping on couches for 15 years
an astonished doctor will insist
that you sleep in a bed.

Lying prone for most of the night and day

there are not many good reasons
to be in a bed
for more than eight hours.

Try to never sleep more than six hours
and rise in the darkness
just before morning arrives

then leap up
and lunge at existence
like a madman.

Develop a life-raft relationship
with your convertible-bed

ponder how much more abuse the chair can take
hurling into it
in effort to sit.

Welcome grumpiness
and stop offering an ear to fools.

It is Christmas
and there are other things to do
like laying down in bed
and thinking about the things
that makes one weary.

winter remedies since suffering in July

Woke up to a strange question in my head.
I had set-up the MS-20 the night before
so I made this 
minimal Ableton editing


do you even know the difference between photography and Chinese food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZojwjHoTEw

grab it and GO

Grab the Hummel and run

Releasing Probe Alpha Three

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qvs6MhqYM0

A Bible Sampler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvuBh89BAxE

She fed me a Kola Nut.

Told me that students in Nigeria eat them
when they study and look like zombies.

Told me they use them in ceremonies,
like weddings,
and births
and for voodoo.

She is a devoted Evangelical
and her father was a farmer and a priest
who now lives in Lagos.

He's 110 years old.

She knows that voodoo works
and it is very real.

When her father was sick
he came to the US for treatment,
she made sure no one in Nigeria knew,
because when someone is down,
it is the most effective time to curse them.

The Kola Nut is bitter,
but she says it gets sweet as you chew it
and it never gets very sweet.

She has a friend that brings them
when he comes from Chicago,
but he eats most of them on his drive to Iowa City.

We talk about how every culture has its stimulants
and how much Freud liked Cocaine.

I remind her that I have magic powers
and if she ever needs someone to counter the Evil Eye,
she should let me know.

She knows me well enough
that she can see the Bone Shaman
that lives under my skin,

but she isn't sure I can cure curses
as well as I can deliver them.

I try not to let on that she is right.

She Fed Me A Kola Nut

Growing Old ain't easy for a Cowboy
Growing Old ain't easy for a man
Smokin' dope, it ain't no joke
when yer neighbor is a cop
now livin' in the suburbs is my jam

Growing Old Cowboy

Interestin' Gee

Making A Whale-Donkey Song

One Problem we don't have
"I wish I wouldn't live forever"
not a problem of ours
maybe one day it'll be a problem for someone
"I wish I wouldn't live forever"
-Cue the Monkey-Owls
"I wish I wouldn't live forever"
I'm making something
-Cue the Pigeon-Wolves
I'm making
"I wish I wouldn't live forever"
I'm Making!
"I wish I wouldn't live forever"
Ah...
with these genetic strands
I can make any creature
into a machine
-Cue the Whale-Donkey
I make Whale-Donkeys sing
We can make Whale-Donkeys now
Bring me my drone armada
I'm out of here
I'm leaving my clone in charge
Later.

Making A Whale-Donkey Song

I have eaten all of the vegetables that I can eat
Now it's time for me to go to bed
and see if I can sleep

Sleep for me?
and I haven't even eaten meat?

Yet I haven't eaten any meat
and yet I haven't missed a beat

no meat?
for me?
and I haven't even missed a beat?

No, it's only vegetables for me
but now it's time for me to sleep

A Vegetarian Ditty

Welcome To Autumn

Witches Specificus

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When Trevor jumped into the strange machine
he was turned inside out 
and became a new being
	meet Rovert the Sadistic Meatball

he screamed Syntago!  
with mighty bravado
epic nonstandard metrics random placards observed and disregarded
complied aversion to methods of break neck but why not 
be just departed
	what the heck
bulbous horrors and bilious bounty hunters interact
smelling the whole time like crystals crack
filbert nuts inside ground up guts left intact
mastication is a manifestation of calorie converting burping cigarette butts molestation
	what the heck
among hotbed lovers rotted nutters
don't forget that your mothers udders
also helped sire your sisters and brothers 
expectations 
	to be our reckless alienation
demand consternation and inspire conflagration
burn your genetic makeup
we got the protein
we got the Dexedrine
	what the heck

When Trevor jumped into the strange machine
he was turned inside out and became a new being
	Rovert the Sadistic Meatball

what the heck
	Syntago!  
what the heck
what the heck

Rovert The Sadistic Meatball

Apocalyptic Escapades

Apocalyptic Escapades
Life as a cannibal slave
all night parties with hand grenades
hiding deep in our underground caves

In our bunker
we clean our guns
getting ready
for when evening comes
climb to the surface
armed to the teeth
recieve commands
from our war chief

Apocalyptic Escapades
sleep all day inside a cage
wake at dusk
go out and raid
in teeth and scalps 
we earn our trade

The end of times
are in our sights
when all the days
are endless nights
under the moon
in the shadows we move
murdering our way
as we catch our groove
with gasoline
burn your home down
with you inside
scortched black and brown
-------------------
Apocalyptic Escapades
we make our wage
in blood thirsty rage

Hiding deep in underground caves

All night parties with hand grenades

Apocalyptic Escapades
life as a cannibal slave
-----------------------------
Apocalyctic Escapades
snatching families
to violently rape

Back in our lair
we put away our toys
silence comes
no more noise
as psychos fade
into uneasy dreams
a pile of new slaves
sleep at their feet

Apocalyptic Escapades
There is no escaping this fate

Apocalyptic Escapades
a savage future
yet to be made

Our Savage Future
Our Apocalyptic Escapade

Apocalyptic Escapades

Look at the glazed look on that guys face?
You wanna look like that?
You don't wanna look like that.



Phone Sprawls and Spice Calls

Phone Sprawls And Spice Calls

You are a Wizard (start acting like one)

grab your staff
teleport into the Concordant Plane
find your opposition
let the battle begin
accounting for your energy
within your neon soul
metrics of adherence
to the might you stole
from the the mountain lords
at the end of the age of man

shower this existence 
with the fire of your will
suck every node dry
of every ounce of power
until you've gotten your fill

You are a wizard
start acting like one
throw your rays of snow and ice
turning the day into night
hover up in the sky
you will never have to run
when you can levitate
when you can burrow down into the Earth's substrate
...or do nothing but fly

with your magic mind
blind to all of the rest of mankind
you've got magic
teleport any direction
you always arrive where you plan
...and never with an embarrassing erection
you are a wizard 
and it is you who decides the weather
and when or when not to orgasm

you're a wizard start acting like one
and put on your pants
without a fight
...you know it is the right thing to do

you are a wizard
so start acting like one
grab your favorite wand
travel into the dream realm
and find the one you love

let the glory begin
accounting for your history
living life as such a mystery
within your ancient mage tower 
built by the last warlock 
you defeated in magical combat
at the dawn of space-time

You are a wizard my son
...and it's high time you start acting like one

you are a wizard

You are a Wizard (start acting like one)

You Are A Wizard (start acting like one)

A Lovely Woman
she is easily pleased 
and was once rarely unhappy
A Caring Mother to three beautiful children
well mannered and polite
thanks to their adoring mom
and their abusive father
The Monster who can never to be pleased
angering him brings forth violent wrath
his daily torments have irreperably scarred this family
She can do nothing about it
nothing but chase the barbiturates with champaign
nothing but drink until it all disapears
maybe with another glass of of sparkling Asti
she can find the courage to kill him?

Another Glass of Asti Spumante

Communications relayed from hard-pressed fully-automatic hand-to-hand untold excitement heavy with local fear mongering light on mundane outcomes for a future underneath a sky of backwards aluminum trails high above a time forgotten overland as we build our new realm deep inside drain pipes huddled to listen at low frequency signals which muddle the continuous brain-washing we call wholesome Midwestern oatmeal cans home across every early morning breakfast nook never to see the love of sunrise and every modulation determines our particular weekday behavior.

Praesens

Communications Relayed from Hard-Pressed Fully-Automatic Hand-to-Hand Untold Excitement

Imagine that you are taking a walk in your hometown when you notice a dog sitting on the steps of a Catholic church, wearing sunglasses and that dog is here to deliver a message from God to you, but not for you and he is a dog so he cannot speak.

Dog of Sunglasses

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