HOUSE OF HALLOWEEN

Whispered Lies

(Intro)
Puff, Puff, Pass...

(Verse 1)
You see the smoke and assume the brain is slow, just another lazy stoner with nowhere to go, but you're crawling in the dust while I'm breakin’ light speed, this ain't a handicap, it's plantin’ a new seed.

(Verse 2)
This ain't a party, it's a tool for the mind, leaving your cookie-cutter logic far behind, you see a burnout haze, lost and confused, I see a weapon of intellect properly used, you call it an escape, a weakness, a flaw, I call it a new standard, Crunchy’s unwritten law.

(Chorus)
I don't puff this weed just to get myself numb, I spark it up so the square folks don't seem so spun, this ain't a handicap it's a grand opportunity, givin’ all the Normies a shot at unity, I'm slowin’ my roll so you can keep up the pace, givin’ you a chance to compete in this race.

(Bridge)
So judge the smoke, I don't give a damn what you see, you're playing checkers, I'm playin’ 4D, this ain't a crutch, it's a gear shift in the brain, washin’ out the havoc, bringing on the rain, you call it getting wasted, I call it getting clear, eliminatin’ all the static in the air.

(Chorus)
I don't puff this weed just to get myself numb, I spark it up so the square folks don't seem so spun, this ain't a handicap it's a damn opportunity, givin’ all the Normies a shot at unity, I'm slowin’ my roll so you can keep up the pace, givin’ you a chance to compete in this race.

(Verse 3)
You smell the smoke and assume my brain is slow, just another dirtbag stoner with nowhere to go, but you're crawlin’ in the dust while I'm breaking light speed, this ain't a detriment, it's plantin’ a new seed.

(Outro)
Puff, Puff, Pass…


Lyrics By: S.H. Sydness - Crunchy Creations - 2025

Puff-Puff-Pass

(Verse 1)
When I was younger I lived life deep in the grime, never worried 'bout tomorrow, just figured I'd always win my climb, but now reality's hit me, slapped me right in the face, I'm talkin' Jesus, resurrection power, that love, that peace, that grace.

(Pre-Chorus)
You are the one, yeah, the one who made me, You are the one, the only one who saved me, You are the one, the one who elevates me.

(Chorus)
You are the one, yeah You are the one, You are the one, yeah You are the one.

(Verse 2)
Now that I'm older I look back at where I've been, countin' all those burning bridges, all the fences I gotta mend, but I ain't alone now, in this twisted world of greed and hate, I survive, day by day, on that real love, peace, and grace.

(Pre-Chorus)
You are the one, yeah, the one who made me, You are the one, the only one who saved me, You are the one, the one who elevates me.

(Chorus)
You are the one, yeah You are the one, You are the one, yeah You are the one.

(Bridge)
How can I change, man, this change seems so hard, we can't look back, can't just stay where we are, they say the narrow path, it's a bumpy one, but when this whole journey's done, You are the one, You are the one.

(Chorus)
You are the one, yeah You are the one, You are the one, yeah You are the one.

(Outro)
You are the one, You are the one, You are the one, You are the one, You are the one, You are the one, You are the one, the one who makes me whole.


Lyrics By: S.H. Sydness - Crunchy Creations - 2025

The One

(Intro)
Check it, I don't know if I ever told you this but your moms she was the realest, her Christ-like love man I had to feel this, she's one of the reasons I got saved for real, she showed me respect when I was just a stray, I always admired you and your brother, blessed to have her, no denyin'.

(Verse 1)
Then I hit your page just scrollin' through, two things caught my eye had to check the view, 7-7-7 followers man that's a sign, three mutuals, it blew my mind, I ain't gettin' all biblical but that's a trip, made me think how your family got me in the grip, changed my whole life, a positive flip.

(Chorus)
That sign told me you're built for greater things, but the devil's comin' heavy pullin' on your strings, you're at the crossroads in a spiritual attack, don't you give up, Jesus got your back, talk to Him now, don't you ever slack.

(Verse 2)
I know it's tough, I know the feelin', you were made for more than just this existence, not just wheelin' and dealin', you and me, we're cut from the same cloth, gotta watch my circle, shake the fakes right off, 'cause people try to destroy me, no that ain't figurative, they see the light and they just can't live with it.

(Bridge)
God gave you that gift, that natural talent, that fire in your soul but you're off-balance, take all that weight that's crushin' you down, give it all to Jesus, He'll take the crown, don't you dare give up, don't you dare give in now.

(Chorus)
That sign told me you're built for greater things, but the devil's comin' heavy pullin' on your strings, you're at the crossroads in a spiritual attack, don't you give up, Jesus got your back, talk to Him now, don't you ever slack.

(Outro)
Don't give up, nah, don't give up, give that weight to Jesus just lift it up, you're destined for greater things, yeah, you're at the crossroads, but don't give up, talk to Jesus, just talk to Jesus.


Lyrics By: S.H. Sydness - Crunchy Creations - 2025

Crossroads

(Intro)
In the hush of early memory, shadows stretch, etching the shape of my childhood, a faded sketch, these stories built where recollections falter, passed down like soft inheritance on a sacred altar, a vibe that never alters.

(Verse 1)
Yeah, there's a way to weather all the dissonance, a method for that side-step, slipping through the crowd's dense ignorance, I gotta watch my rep, I'm not the raw self, nah, I'm clothed in this chosen form, the musician, the creator, the steady architect who's present in the storm. 'Cause anxiety, it always beckons from the edge of the unfamiliar, that cold, shaky premonition, but the stage, the song, these practiced hands, they make a sanctuary out of motion, that's the sacred mission.

(Chorus)
Control ain't found in dominance, it's that gentle occupation, it's the will to become the task, the purpose, that's the whole creation, it's not forgetting, nah, it's selective becoming, a remembrance shaped by resilience, while the tribal drums keep humming.

(Verse 2)
Every adaptation is a modest artistry, I'm naming the power to endure, that's the transformed part of me, see, it's the gift, this forging selfhood from all the broken fragments and the stories, I'm carving out my own station, man, I'm taking all the glory.

(Chorus)
Control ain't found in dominance, it's that gentle occupation, it's the will to become the task, the purpose, that's the whole creation, it's not forgetting, nah, it's selective becoming, a remembrance shaped by resilience, while the tribal drums keep humming.

(Outro)
Forging selfhood... just forging selfhood... from fragments... and stories... transformed presence... yeah...



Lyrics By: S.H. Sydness - Crunchy Creations - 2025


Sacred Mission

(Intro)
I poured my soul into the MAGA cause, thousands of hours lost without a pause, video production, graphic design, original tracks, no flaws, even a custom song for the man fighting the deep state's claws.

(Verse 1)
I didn't leave Trump, the betrayal was unidirectional, a stunning reversal, purely fictional, he called his supporters "garbage" then switched his position, dismissed us as nuisances for wanting Epstein transparency, a mission, he treated dedicated foot soldiers like disposable agitators, a gut-punch of disrespect, a move for the traitors.

(Chorus)
This ain't about delays, it's a litmus test for the soul, Epstein's global web of child trafficking taking its toll, victims testified through the jeers and the threats, while he brands the push for files a "Democratic hoax," placing his bets, no unsealing, no indictments, just evasion for the elite, protecting the pedophiles, admitting defeat.

(Verse 2)
This protectionism reeks of complicity, a moral deficiency, why shield the wolves in the bunkers while preaching "America First" efficiency, he flippantly dismisses supporters who want the files unsealed, echoing the very elitism he claimed he wanted repealed, it's not strategy, it's sin, a path he can't win, questioning his path to heaven while burying the evidence that could damn the damned, a slam.

(Bridge)
Scripture is clear, you harbor wolves, you invite the judgment near, he torpedoes his own redemption, feeding the fear, prosecutions aren't optional, they're obligatory, crystal clear, without them the files are just a Pandora's box of poison, a souvenir, proving "drain the swamp" was just theater for the rubes, sticking us with the spears.

(Outro)
Theater for the rubes, just theater for the rubes, yeah, he played us for fools, just theater for the rubes, no justice, no cause, just poison and flaws.


Lyrics By: S.H. Sydness - Crunchy Creations - 2025


Litmus Test - Epstein

(Intro)
​Yeah, we all gotta learn the hard way sometimes, check it, listen close.

​(Verse 1)
​The most valuable lesson that I ever earned, came from bridges I burned and the tables that turned, never let a flawed soul take the wheel or the stern, claiming ownership of minutes that will never return, see power corrupts and it turns absolute, when the passion fades out and the point becomes moot, it's crystal clear, a diamond they loot, control over time is the forbidden fruit, don't let 'em hold the clock, don't let 'em pick the lock, cause when the pressure drops heavy they go into shock.

​(Pre-Chorus)
​Dark hearts show a face when the trouble arrives, see the real compassion fade in their desperate eyes, when they're nowhere to be found and the loyalty dies, fair-weather friends vanish like smoke in the skies.

​(Chorus)
Gone like magic, tragic, quick as a vapor, only showed up for the clout or the paper, when you got nothing left, no favor to labor, watch 'em switch up the flavor.
​
​(Verse 2)
​Being pushed and prodded, taken by a whim, that's a recipe for turmoil when the chances are slim, caused by people standing close but their morals are dim, when the chips are down, watch the light refuse to brim, it's so easy to forget, freely given respect, kindness never got returned just a bouncing check, rooms full of strangers when the money's on deck, but when hard times come, they gone in a sec, like a ghost in the machine, wiping the slate clean, when the well runs dry, you see what I mean.

​(Bridge)
​You'll know who to trust when the dust finally settles, when the wheels fall off and you're ridin' on the metal, too much power over life, too much care in wrong hands, is a mistake you won't make twice in these shifting sands, gotta stand on your own, king of your own throne, never loan out your soul, keep a seed unsown.
​
​(Pre-Chorus)
​Dark hearts show a face when the trouble arrives, see the real compassion fade in their desperate eyes, when they're nowhere to be found and the loyalty dies, fair-weather friends vanish like smoke in the skies.

​(Chorus)
Gone like magic, tragic, quick as a vapor, only showed up for the clout or the paper, when you got nothing left, no favor to labor, watch 'em switch up the flavor.

​(Outro)
​Yeah, a mistake you shouldn't make twice, keep your circle tight, keep your vision clear, watch 'em turn to vapor, watch 'em disappear, peace..

Lyrics By: S.H. Sydness - Crunchy Creations - 2025


Gone Like Magic

(Verse 1)
Back in the days of my youth I was chasing the gleam, caught up in the hustle of the material dream, wanted the ice on the wrist and the chrome on the wheel, thinking that the weight of the gold was the only thing real, stacking the paper to the ceiling just to feed the ego, moving through the city like a ghost or a hero, blinded by the sparkle of the diamonds and the rings, thought I found my value in the accumulation of things, but the higher that I climbed on this ladder of lies, the more I lost the vision in my own two eyes.

(Chorus)
But them heavy gold chains started weighing me down, turned a king to a pauper in a velvet crown, what I thought was a trophy was really just a trap, a weapon in the hand to keep me focused on the map, I don't need the trinkets and I don't need the toys, I learned to find the silence in the middle of the noise, take the possessions I don't want to be a slave, cause you can't take the luggage when you go into the grave.

(Verse 2)
Now the gray is in the beard and the wisdom in the mind, I left the heavy baggage of the ego behind, realized that the objects were shackles on the soul, keeping me a prisoner losing all control, they used the fancy cars just to keep us in the line, behaving like puppets on a systematic twine, it feels suffocating when the walls start to close, thinking bout the times when the cold wind blows, fear of losing everything used to keep me up at night, but now I see the darkness is essential for the light.

(Breakdown)
Sometimes it feels like the air is getting thin, watching how the metal and the plastic box us in, I looked at my reflection and I shattered all the glass, walking out the rubble of the shadows of the past.

(Verse 3)
So keep the shiny objects cause they don't mean a thing, I'm cutting off the puppet strings and finding how to sing, focused on the breath and the beating of the heart, tearing all the blueprints of the system apart, I don't need the clutter I just need the peace, waiting for the moment of the ultimate release, the toys are for the children but the man needs the truth, walking through the fire just to find the fountain of youth, no more behavior modification through the wealth, I found the greatest treasure was the knowledge of self.

(Outro)
Yeah, knowledge of self, that's the real wealth, keep your diamonds, keep your gold, I'll keep my soul, we out.


Lyrics By: S.H. Sydness - Crunchy Creations - 2025

Heavy Gold Chains

(Verse 1)
Pops hit the concrete, work boots on his feet, never dressed to impress when he stepped in the street, I asked him why the rugged look when rollin' on the scene, he said listen close son let me tell you what it mean, if she can't vibe with the man in the rough, then she hunting for a check and that love is a bluff, she looking for a provider but I'm looking for a peer, raising three kids solo yeah the mission is clear, I ain't selling no illusions I ain't painting no lies, I need a woman real enough to look me dead in the eyes.

(Pre-Chorus)
I ain't chasing the glimmer I ain't chasing the shine, got the soul in the chest yeah the treasure is mine, no whips on the block no mansion on the hill, just a heart made of iron and a mind that is real.

(Chorus)
Cash over gash, R E S P E C T, that's the code that the old man gifted to me, yeah cash over gash, R E S P E C T, 

Cash over gash, R E S P E C T, that's the code that the old man gifted to me, yeah cash over gash, R E S P E C T,

Real recognize real that’s the way it gotta be.

(Verse 2)
Time was short he was gone like a ghost in the fog, but he left me the map so I conquer it all, now I move through the game ignoring the flash, never lose myself running for the love or the cash, no Prada on the frame just the scars and the truth, worth more than the gold that they chase in the booth, bank account hum but the spirit stands tall, you can't buy what I got at the store or the mall.

(Bridge)
Integrity is wealth that I built for myself, can't buy this spirit off the rack or the shelf, take the world and its riches you can keep the whole lot, I got wisdom from the source that can't be bought.

(Pre-Chorus)
I ain't chasing the glimmer I ain't chasing the shine, got the soul in the chest yeah the treasure is mine, no whips on the block no mansion on the hill, just a heart made of iron and a mind that is real.

(Chorus)
Cash over gash, R E S P E C T, that's the code that the old man gifted to me, yeah cash over gash, R E S P E C T, 

Cash over gash, R E S P E C T, that's the code that the old man gifted to me, yeah cash over gash, R E S P E C T,

Real recognize real that’s the way it gotta be.


Lyrics By: S.H. Sydness 

Cash Over Gash

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