This air craft is all secure of life-ads; Low Kate, un-neat your seat.

Foot ad rad-wear used; please check your pasture safe-mation car.

Sulking is non-spoke. Bag up rocks, including East Tigger reps and not-loud aimed dove nests of light, if Pouties Five-One tamp with Simon N. Stroyer loud tray's Moe detector.

sorry to text you if i should go call me about the November 8th all the way so i'm not going to hook up place babies by two ipads other phone bye bye love you send my son and his assistant for you that message the first thing the other person can't reach out touch the thing it doesn't cover hot nothing left turns out hung up on you or anything but just calling to quick fix i'm asking about the flow of oxygen hello far as for departure my family and make sure that see if that's correct that's what i tried to have a seat back up what classes you can test out cuz all that kind of i should be in airplane mode or turned off and stone wake up i have a call my surgery but i'm kind of whatever but a cop at 11 past directly above you thanks erica hope i didn't piss ass and there's no text back relax enjoy the short 30 minute flight to detroit

The official transcript from Google Voice: okay i need to speak whatever so used to check your past i think my car f****** it's now 4 o'clock approximately 2 e cigarettes and i'm out and don't have like a probably 5 110 west shortly after i smoke detector smoking too fast because i like i dropped over at kappa i had a question about in class most of the wrong time for a list of a process of a couple of bucks so i shut off i was just i'm sorry sexy up and put the phone my friend epochal call us at 210 and we're in the paco el cap.com with a stick of find out what your figure out what the cabin i was just talking out thanks anyway i'll see you then and just get a seat is coming back okay bye fair f*** as i'm hairless calf i feel comforted and camper specialty drop down thing about but it was nice you have a clear to be helpful

The audio linguistic adventures of business travelers, as they try in vain to make sense out of flight attendant gibberish. This is Delta Flight 5196 on February 12, 2016.

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