Screeching Weasel

Got a cooler full of cheap beer
And a hat that says he’s free
Knows the score from ‘84
But not his own reality

Talks loud about tradition
Like he built it with his hands
He’ll stand for every anthem
But never take a stand

Raise your glass
To the all American man
Might be a walking cliche
But he don’t give a damn

If you aren’t
An all American man
You ain’t a man at all
And you’re heading for a fall

Weekends smell like gasoline
New car and tons of debt
He’s loyal to a flag
And a god he’s never met

He’ll toast to freedom Friday
The same as every night
Says it’s all about respect
But he’s itching for a fight

Says the world’s gone crazy
As he’s screaming at his girl
Ain’t never had an original thought
And I doubt he ever will

Raise your glass
To the all American man
Might be a walking cliche
But he don’t give a damn

If you aren’t
An all American man
You ain’t a man at all
And you’re heading for a fall

All American Man

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Recipe For Hate

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Leather, Bristles, Studs and Acne

Knife Edge

My Brain Hurts

Veronica Hates Me

Guest List

Cindy's on Methadone

Don't Turn Out the Lights

Kamala's Too Nice

Slogans

The Science of Myth

I Can See Clearly

Making You Cry

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I Will Deny

Don't Turn Out the Lights

Screeching Weasel

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