screeching weasel

It’s brown and it’s hairy,
and it tastes like butt.
Hey boys and girls,
do you wanna know what?
The worst kind of food, it is...
The coconut!

Oh, why did it come into existence?
With that foul smell and gummy consistence...
Millions of fools think it’s edible stuff!
Well, the first time that I had it,
for me was quite enough.

Coconut, it ain’t fit for pigs,
’cause it smells like ass,
and it tastes like twigs.
Coconut, it’s the sum of all my fears...
It is why I haven’t had a nice dessert in years!

Fuck you coconut,
fuck you coconut,
fuck you coconut,
you hairy bitch!

Oh, why do they put it in everything?
From breakfast cereals to hemorrhoid cream...
I long to escape its nefarious grasp,
’cause it makes me gag and it makes me gasp!

Coconut, it ain’t fit for pigs!
’Cause it smells like ass,
and it tastes like twigs!
Coconut, it’s the sum of all my fears...
It is why I haven’t had a nice dessert in years!

Fuck you coconut,
fuck you coconut,
fuck you coconut,
You hairy bitch!

F.U.C.

Boogadaboogadaboogada!

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