Folk-blues (but not really a blues, it kind of sounds like a blues though)

Air Conditioner by Joden Roshi

The opening track from the never-released "Air Conditioner" EP.  In 2003, everybody and they mama was writing anti-war songs.  So I decided to make mine as ridiculous as possible.   Crammed with as many inside-jokes as I could fit in under four minutes.  See, one time Chris was singing a new song, and I thought he sang "Bo, my god. . . " and I said "Oh is that song about Bo?" and he goes "No - it's about the war."  So I thought, I should write a war song that's really about Bo.  A few days prior, I had completely confused him with a bizarre caffeine-fueled conversation in which I personified different soups as military men.  Combine all this stupid shit together, add a healthy dose of something-that-makes-weird-noises-seem-to-sound-brilliant, and, uh . . . . yeah.

Two things to note about the performance are my inability to remember my own lyrics (the harmony vocal sometimes sings completely different words), and the crappiest guitar solo I've ever played.  I wish I could say that was intentional :(

MISTER SOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bradley's Drunk on Cum

a 4 track cassette magnum opus, operating the keyboard bass with one hand and the vintage small stone phase shifter with the other.  

Somebody Stop Him (Before He Kills Again

an aural depiction of the destruction of a major metropolitan city being destroyed by a rampaging 300-foot tall robotic man in a wallaby costume (the costume is robotic, not the man.  maybe the man.  not sure.)  this is a collabo between me and arsenio zignoto, probably 1999, maybe 2000.

Mechawallaby

some dude in sp8ce

strawberry space food

Diarrhea

This is the song wherein I rhyme "hip dysplasia" with "got aphasia."  It is funkier than you know what to do with.  Also sex couplets.

Baby Dog

Yet another true story.  Summer nights in Old Louisville, mid-2000s, stoned.  Probably had to go get more beer.

Who Put All The Crickets in the Big-Ass Air?

Another old one, from 1999 or 2000, re-recorded . . . a week ago.  Sampled the individual drums from the original and programmed the patterns in because this is boring nobody cares do they.  I LIKE THE WAY IT THUDS

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