To celebrate NBA player Enes Kanter Freedom's name change, Roundball Rock presents a medley of classic Sublime songs. It's called "40 Oz To Enes Kanter Freedom."

Songs In The Key Of Luka

40 Oz To Enes Kanter Freedom

Inspired by Townes Van Zandt, "Juancho And Willy" is the song about two brothers from Spain who sought their fortune in the NBA - and how it all ended in 2023.

Juancho And Willy

In honor of the Eras Tour, here is Roundball's version of a Taylor Swift classic. Daryl Morey is Bon Iver and James Harden is Taylor Swift in "Ex-Star (Daryl's Version)"

Ex-Star (Daryl's Version)

It’s a Modern Lovers parody song about disgruntled NNA center and NBA 2K aficionado Deandre Ayton. Please enjoy “I’m Ayton.”

I'm Ayton

It's a Killers song about Draymond Green, called "All These Rings That I've Won."

All These Rings That I've Won

It's a collaboration between NBA superfan Maria Carey and your pals at Roundball Rock - a special holiday tune about a very special Slovenian NBA player. "All I Want For Christmas Is Luka."

All I Want For Christmas Is Luka

Roundball Rock presents a dance anthem about Sacramento Kings swingman Kevin Huerter.

Huerter on the Trade Block

Roundball Rock presents an alternative rock classic about Klay Thompson's sign-and-trade to the Dallas Mavericks, with an assist from Courtney Taylor-Taylor

Slovenian Like You

It's another one of Roundball Rock's viral hit Luka Dončić parody songs, "Against All Lottery Odds," by Vlade Divac.

Lyrics:
How can I just let him walk away
Just let him leave without a trade?
While I stand here taking every big with upside, ooh ooh
He’s the only guard who’s six feet eight inches tall

How can I pass on a guy like this
When all the fans have done is watch us lose?
'Cause he’s shared the glory and the wins
And even shared the ball
He’s the only one who’d be impressed by Sacramento’s mall

So take a Luka Dončić
I can’t believe he didn’t go first
And there's no better prospect in the lottery
Late-career Genesis is the worst

Ooh, take a Luka Dončić now
Small forward’s just an empty space
And drafting this high again is against the odds
He’s the hope of the white race

I wish I could just turn this team around
Losing makes Vlade cry!
Why did I ever trade Philly those picks?
I was extremely high
Meth’s the only thing that makes me feel at all

Take a Luka Dončić now!
There’s no way he can fail
This town just needs SOMETHING to inspire them
Our most famous building is a jail

Take a Luka Dončić now!
We want to play with pace!
But Bagley at two
Vivek told me to do
So I’m gonna fall on my face

Take a Luka Dončić now!
Not a teenager with a bad back
But making the playoffs is against the odds
So I’m gonna get the sack

Songs In The Key Of Vlade

Against All Lottery Odds (Take Luka Dončić Now)

It's another viral hit Luka Dončić parody song from the boys at Roundball Rock. It was written from the perspective of Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, and it's called The Luka Love.

Lyrics:
The Luka Dončić
Is on my team
A rookie Slovenian
Such a dream
The Luka Dončić
Is playing so much more than
Haralabobs’ projections say
And when he steps back for jumpers
It takes my breath away

I can hardly wait to make bank
Let him go on Shark Tank
How long I have waited
Waited for my new Dirk
He can watch porn at work

We've got the Luka Dončić
He’s on a rookie deal
A Luka Wes Matthews 
Can't ignore
Be mine, tonight
You’re better than broadcast dot com
I value you so high
Luka, if you asked me to
I’d wear a suit and tie

Your dribble moves are nasty
I got rhinoplasty
How long have I waited?
Waited for your passes
This team no longer harasses
Don’t ever go
Into free agency

(Ladies and gentlemen, the saxophone stylings of Mr. Harrison Barnes!)

Only Built For Mark Cuban Linx

The Luka Love

Another viral hit Luka Dončić parody song from the boys at Roundball Rock. Here it here before it's performed live at a Fort Wayne Mad Ants game!

Lyrics:

The Way You Luka Dončić

Some day, when I'm on the road
When the shots go cold
I’ll forget Dirk’s old just thinking of you
And the way you Luka Dončić

Yes, you're switchy, with your arms so long
And your body so soft
Ayton shouldn’t gone in the draft above you
And the way you Luka Dončić

In that Rockets game you made CP3 your bitch
Tearin' defenses apart
Better than Dorian Finney-Smith
J.J. Barea should start

Deadly, shooting from mid-range
Wolf tattoo on your arm
Hang up on Danny Ainge 
He cannot touch you
Just the way you Luka Dončić

And when you scream in the face of Coach Rick
Telling him to suck your dick

Luka, your numbers are insane
You’ll get the bag like Gucci Mane
The only way to contain you 
Is to drug you
Just the way you Luka Dončić
Mm, mm, mm, mm,
Just the way you Luka Dončić

The Way You Luka Dončić

In a desperate bid to go viral and to get musical theatre enthusiast/Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey to go on our podcast, the boys at Roundball Rock have delivered a Les Miserables tribute to Luka Doncic, "Luka Down." Luka is the Jean Valjean; Adam Silver is the Inspector Javert. Do you hear the people sing?

Luka Down (from Les Miserables)

Roundball Rock delivers a tribute to Luka Doncic and all the European ballers who came before him with “Slovenian Pie.” Thanks as always go the homie Don McLean, who continues to kill us softly with all of his songs.

Slovenian Pie (The Day That Luka Cried)

In honor of the playoffs, Roundball Rock is doing non-Luka Doncic songs. This one is about Kyrie Irving and the recently-eliminated Boston Celtics, and it's called "Leavin' On The Team Plane." It's definitely going to be the best Kyrie Irving parody song you hear this week and it's very likely to go viral.

Leavin' On The Team Plane

Thanks to our friends at Credence, here's a new song about Knicks owner James Dolan. It's very soulful and if you like parody songs about billionaire bluesmen, this is the one for you. Please enjoy "Proud Jimmy (Dolan On The River)"

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Proud Jimmy (Dolan On The River)

In collaboration with friend of the podcast Stephen Malkmus, here's a song about Russell Westbrook's love of the long two-pointer. It's called "Mid Range Life."

Mid Range Life

Bryan Adams and Roundball Rock teamed up for a summer jam about Kevin Durant’s exciting July. It’s called “Summer of 2019.”

Summer of 2019

Roundball Rock and a-ha team up for a song about the Philadelphia 76ers' Ben Simmons and his marked reluctance to shoot from the outside. It's called "Take A Three."

Take A Three

From Bob Seger and Roundball Rock, here's a song about Luka Doncic and all the great white players in the NBA and all of their... White Moves.

White Moves

What do you get when you combine a classic Paul Simon tune with the Phoenix Suns' dazzling Spanish point guard? Me And Rubio Down By The Schoolyard!

Me And Rubio Down By The Schoolyard

In 1962, the Beatles played a series of shows in Hamburg, while moonlighting as video coordinators for a basketball team. Today, Roundball Rock presents a cover of a little-known Beatles song recorded in that period. Please enjoy "Scoutman"

Scoutman

It's a Spin Doctors/Roundball Rock mashup with "Two Princes (NBA Remix)" an alt-rock classic about two very different Princes named Tayshaun and Taurean. If you want to download and share this song, just go ahead now!

Two Princes (NBA Remix)

From last year's second round, it's a Steve Miller Band/Roundball Rock collaboration about Denver's standout center, Nikola Jokic. It's called "The Jokic."

The Jokic

Roundball Rock brings you a Robyn song about the late Chicago Bulls general manager, Jerry Krause, giving his side of the story about the 1998 Bulls documentary from up in heaven. Please enjoy "Last Dancing On My Own."

Last Dancing On My Own

The new song from Roundball Rock is a cover of "Regulate" where Brian Windhorst is Warren G and Zach Lowe was Nate Dogg. Can Z-Lo rescue Windy B when he accidentally updates his iPhone on live television? Can they avoid the aggregators? Will Z-Lo drink one beer? Find out in "Aggregate".

Aggregate

From 2019, it's a song about controversial former Chicago Bulls coach Jim Boylen - "Let's Hear It For The Boylen"

Let's Hear It For The Boylen

Roundball Rock presents a traditional sea shanty about Canadian basketball pioneer and '96 Bulls backup center Bill Wennington. Share with the basketball fan and whaler in your own life.

Wennington (A Sea Shanty)

Roundball Rock has teamed up with Grateful Dead bassist Phil Lesh for a song about the high school defenses teams employ to slow down Steph Curry. It's called "Box And One."

Box and One

It's a real treat this week, as Roundball Rock joins with the ghost of George Michael for a song about Utah Jazz center and NBA villain Rudy Gobert! Fun fact: This song became instantly outdated when Mike Conley Junior was named as an injury replacement to the All-Star team. Honestly, we think Andrew Ridgely got to Adam Silver.

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