Lyrics:
Beating your ass just like I’m in Wii Sports
Hotter than the sun, got her wetter than a sea port
I be judging your ass like I’m on the Supreme Court
All you hoes be faker than a Fox News report

Shit, dick, ice pick
You know all my boys thicc
He be playing with my dick just like a joystick

You stalling, you a commie
You grosser than Dasani
You act like you’re the shit
But I get more brain than a zombie

Enough with all the sex talk
Can’t break me like I’m bedrock
All of you be gayer than someone who has an Xbox

I weave through your bitch just like a basket maker
You know my ass fatter than that bitch Hannah Baker

It’s nerf or nothing
Cardi B drugging
You keep fucking with me, your life support I’m unplugging

You know I’m smoking dick
And I’m also smoking dope
And I’m bossing this shit like I’m Olivia Pope

You know I don’t like furries
They smell like piss, bitch
All you bitches be more desperate than a fucking simp, bitch

Got the brains, got the brawn, and I got the dong too
You should go to the doctor, cuz your waffle looking blue, bitch

Beating your ass just like I’m in Wii Sports
Hotter than the sun, got her wetter than a sea port
I be judging your ass like I’m on the Supreme Court
All you hoes be faker than a Fox News report

Wii Sports (Prod. riahijk)

Lyrics:
Strolling down Route 201
I got a joint up in my hand
I'm sick of Utz, I don't want none
Because all that shit tastes like sand
If I catch you, don't try to run
Just bow down where the fuck I stand
I'm not looking for Pokémon
I'm just looking for drugs and
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
I been fucking hoes on top of hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
I been doing that shit with my bros, bros, bros, bros
I been fucking hoes on top of hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
I been doing that shit with my bros

She sucking on my dick just like it's an Elf Bar
You bitches is gross like the Rainbow Dash Jar
I'm playing these bitches just like they a guitar
I been blowing smoke, call me the Avatar
Just hit my pen and now my eyes got that gloss
But not too much though, I don't wanna get crossed
You were gagged so hard, I got you at a loss
But you make me sick, just like I tried the pink sauce
The pussy wet like Piplup
I pull up like curbside pick up
Step in the party, dicks up
Like Millie, you gays getting ripped up
Playing Pokémon on my motherfucking GameBoy
I'm ill as fuck while you're a motherfucking lame boy
I don't even know your motherfucking name boy
Load the magazine, motherfucking Playboy

Piplup, Piplup, Piplup, Piplup
Pika, Pika, Pikachu
Pip-Piplup

Strolling down Route 201
I got a joint up in my hand
I'm sick of Utz, I don't want none
Because all that shit tastes like sand
If I catch you, don't try to run
Just bow down where the fuck I stand
I'm not looking for Pokémon
I'm just looking for drugs and
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
I been fucking hoes on top of hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
I been doing that shit with my bros, bros, bros, bros
I been fucking hoes on top of hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes
I been doing that shit with my bros

Piplup (Prod. Shiny)

Lyrics:
Verse 1
I just ate a burger with a vegan
Pretty sure her name was Tegan
By the time I finished that shit
She had got up, started leaving

Till I caught her at the door
And asked what she was leaving for
She couldn’t come up with an answer
So she called my mom a whore

And so I whipped out my katana
Tried to run until i caught her
Ground her up like marijuana
Cuz she talked about my mama

The police came, and observed her
And now all because I hurt her
I’m officially on the run
Because I’m getting charged with murder, aye

Chorus
She was a bitch though
And she look like she shop at Abercrombie Fitch, hoe
What a snitch though
And fuck Meana, cuz i threw her off a bridge hoe

She was a witch though
Tried to cast a spell, and i said what the fuck is this, hoe?
But she missed though
She did some fuck shit, but you know I didn’t flinch though

Verse 2
Anyways on with my day
My wanted picture on display
And now the cops are after me
I guess they’re acting pretty gay

And so I snuck into this party
Smoking Gras just like i’m Mardi
But I had to shut it down
Because these bitches playing Cardi

So I walked up to the DJ
And he ran, like it’s a relay
So I chased right after him
And then he offered me a BJ

Sorry, but I must decline
But Cardi’s where I draw the line
I turned around, walked out the door
Yeah, that party was dead like Vine

I don’t know what I’m ‘posed to do
I guess I’ll wait like in a queue
I just checked up on all my classes
My discussion posts are due

I don’t get what the fuck they’re on
I guess they can wait till the morn’
I guess I’ll just fuck around
Until all of the police are gone

The Trials of Young Glue (Prod. lil bugspray)

Lyrics:
Chorus
Wake up in the morning, and my pockets full of green, yuh
Watch your mouth, you think you’re slick just like Lightning McQueen, bruh
You think you’re the shit, you’re the dumbest bitch ever seen, yuh
I’m just fucking around, so I’m drinking gasoline, bruh

Verse
Killing all you bitches, you can call me Jack the ripper
Money talk so much, I need a show, like Kelly Ripa
I stay making it rain, but no I am not a stripper
I am just a star boy, looking like the little dipper

Stay winning this shit, cuz i’m a skinny legend, like a weasel
Can’t get addicted to heroin, cuz I am scared of needles
Just walked down to 7/11, got me a cup of diesel
Was told not to siphon gas from cars because that’s super illegal

I don’t give a fuck tho cuz i like to live life on the edge
Can’t see the bigger picture, let me draw it, like an Etch A Sketch
You think that you will pop off, but that just ain’t happening like fetch
I stay hitting licks, just like in Wrecking Ball, Miley with the sledge-

Hammer? I hardly know her
You acting mediocre
Keep pissing me off and I’ll cut you off just like a lawn mower

Got bags, just like a grocer
You wreak, got body odor
Everyday you make it harder for me to keep my composure

Bitch, go take a shower, cuz you smelling like Lovely Peaches
Ain’t talking bout the fruit, I mean the girl with multiple diseases
Don’t know why you’re like this, no i cannot think of any reasons
The more time that i spend around you, my brain cell count decreases

Gas me up like petrol
Rolling blunts like egg rolls
This weed got me higher than the COVID-19 death toll

I stay winning that bread, roll
I’m getting tired, let’s roll
Don’t fuck with me bitch, or I’ll start a riot, like a revolt

Drinking Gasoline (Prod. FourD)

Lyrics:
Chorus
Party all night
Then we partying some more
Don’t fuck with me
You stupid little whore

Verse 1
My name seanagotchi, but you can call me Young Glue
Yeah, I fucked you, and I fucked your mom too
All this booty hop in my face like a kangaroo
I be poppin out this shit like it’s peek-a-boo

Mad ice on your wrist? Bitch, where it’s at?
Ice on me, bitch, yeah I need a thermostat
They be flipping on me like they be an acrobat
Wanting praise, like you need it. Bitch, your booty flat

You’re such a lil bitch, I’ll have you crying to your mama
But she ain’t gonna catch me, I’m out this bitch like Sombra
You talk a lot of shit, now that I’m here you don’t wanna
You acting real shy shy shy, just like Sana

Quit your shit talking, or I’ll spill your tea like Boston
I can’t stand to hear you speak, it’s so exhausting
You said that you’re richer than me? I beg your pardon
My wallet so thick, like the tits on Dolly Parton

Verse 2
Party at my crib, pull up or get gronked
I’mma have you bitches jumping just like a slam dunk 
You think that you’re a baddie, but you look like junk
And you think that you’re an icon, but that got debunked

Person, place, or thing, yuh, that’s a noun
We stay laughing at you, just like a clown
Drag you till you’re bald, bitch like Charlie Brown
Humpty Dumpty on the charts, ha you fell down

We stay going all night, yeah we not gonna wind down
Keep fucking around, you gonna find out
You looking like you need to refresh, I think you timed out
You dancing like a dinosaur, bitch, yeah they died out

I got your girl so wet, she need a wet floor sign
Think you’re the shit, but you never ate or nine
I don’t know what you got going all up in your mind
Boutta pop another bottle, who want some more wine?

Party At My Crib (Prod. Lil Pony)

Lyrics:
Chorus
Rolling up a joint, yeah I go powerpuff, uh
I’m the big dog, yeah I go rowdyruff, uh
Yuh, you ain’t shit, hoe, I’m the man like duff, uh
You mad that you flopped, ha oh well, man that’s tough, uh

Verse
I got blue on my bills, yeah they looking like Bubbles
Money blossomed, now my stacks get doubled
Fuck with me then you’re looking for trouble
Bitch I’m Buttercup, have you kissing my knuckles

In my gold trans am, got me looking like a pimp, son
Name not Homer but you still a simp, son
Plus you’re old as fuck, not a diss, a description
Kick you out the house, looking like Richard Nixon

You talking all this shit
Don’t come for me, bitch I ain’t no amateur
You are a flip flop
I’m high class like Dior, like Anna Wintour

Say you’re better than me? No way José
I carry you like Mariah
I’m boutta crack open some Rosé
Bottle going Boombayah

Yeah, you know I’m the best, yo
Bitch I’m the goat
Young glue like to brag, hoe
Call me Young Gloat

Why the fuck you scared, you be shaking like a spasm
You think you’re famous, that’s a joke bitch, call that starcasm

Why are guys gay when girls have assholes too?
Somebody’s gotta ask the real questions, call me Nancy Drew

You bitches fruit salad, you bitches the wiggles
Looking like a clown, you’re making me giggle
Looking real broke, your bank account little
I’m soaring real high, you’re stuck in the middle

Fuck you hoe

Powerpuff Girls (Prod. Lil Goje)

fuck u disney bring back club penguin

Lyrics:
Woke up one morning, I was 9 years old
And I was starting to feel just a little bold
So, I hopped on Club Penguin, it was feeling cold
Then I called my sister a bitch, and low and behold

Suddenly the screen changed, uh what do I see?
A big orange message staring right at me
Said that I had earned myself a 24 hour ban
I said, that’s nothing, catch me if you can

And then I got banned from Club Penguin
Oh shit, I got banned from Club Penguin
And then I got banned from Club Penguin
Oh shit, I got banned from Club Penguin

So, I hopped on the next day after my ban was done
And I don’t think that i had learned my lesson
You’d think I had some guilt, but no I had none
Realized the thrill of getting banned was actually kinda fun

So, I waddled around, waited for the right time
Thinking of how I would commit my next crime
Yeah they tried keep me quiet, just like a mime
But I don’t give a fuck, I wanna cross the line

Walked up to a moderator
Said, “Girl, don’t be a dictator”
She said “If you cuss again
I’ll kick you out, just like a traitor”

I said, “If I cuss, just please don’t tell”
“That’s all I ask” just like Adele
She said, “I have to, it’s my job”
I said, “Bitch, you can go to hell”

And once again, I saw that big orange box
I’ve been locked down again, just like Fort Knox
And now this time my ban was one week long
Damn bitch, this the longest ban that I’ve undergone

And then I got banned from Club Penguin
Oh shit, I got banned from Club Penguin
And then I got banned from Club Penguin
Oh shit, I got banned from Club Penguin

We’ve gotten to my final chance, yeah we’ve  arrived
If I cuss again I’ll be banned for life
What should I do? I need to think this through
If I can’t feed my puffles, how will they survive?

I decided it was time to do it just once more
Already know what happened the last two times I swore
Walked up to a random penguin, and shouted from my core
You smell like shit, you stupid penguin whore

And then I got banned from Club Penguin
Oh shit, I got banned from Club Penguin
And then I got banned from Club Penguin
Oh shit, I got banned from Club Penguin (Wooh)

And then I got banned from Club Penguin (Okay)
Oh shit, I got banned from Club Penguin (Yuh, yuh)
And then I got banned from Club Penguin (Uh huh)
Oh shit, I got banned from Club Penguin, bitch

Banned From Club Penguin (Prod. itzNiL)

when someone pisses you off… write a diss track

Lyrics:

Chorus
I don’t know why you’re talking shit
When you look like that
Don’t get upset when I don’t quit
Cuz bitch I’ll bite back x2

Verse 1
Bitch, you’re dumb as fuck. I just wish that you could see it
If your mom said she dropped you as a baby, I’d believe it

You stay alking all this shit
But bitch, where’s your upper lip?
I know if you were a stripper
Your ass would never get tipped

Keep fucking with me, I’ll teach you a lesson like a parable
You think you’re better than me but you’re really uncomparable
And I’m not gonna front with you, but your makeup is terrible
The more that I look at it, it’s really fucking unbearable

You’re the only person here who thinks that you’re pretty, yuh
I’ll never forget the time you said you got chlamydia
What the fuck you talking bout? I believe you without a doubt
Bitch go get that checked out, there’s many gyna’s in this city, yuh

Who the fuck are you to be calling others ugly
Bitch you look just like a beaver, you should get a job at Buc-ees
But who the fuck would hire you, with all the dumb shit that you do
If you actually applied and got the job you would be lucky, bitch

Chorus
I don’t know why you’re talking shit
When you look like that
Don’t get upset when I don’t quit
Cuz bitch I’ll bite back x2

Verse 2
Enough about chlamydia, let’s talk about this rat
No matter how fast you’re going, you will always come in last
You’re always such a lil bitch, and you always act so spoiled
And I’m not talking bout Charli when I call your ass a brat

Remember when you went to jail
And your daddy paid your bail
You might be a racer, But you’ll
Never be better than Dale

No matter your strategy
You got charged with a felony
Then pled it down to misdemeanor
Convicted of battery, hoe

43’s your number but it’s also looking like your age
And you had to take some classes, cuz you can’t control your rage
Tell me why you act so dumb, just so we’re on the same page
I can’t tell if it’s a joke, it’s getting kinda hard to gauge

Bitch shut the fuck up with your voldemort lookin ass
I ain’t talking covid, but you better go put on a mask
You’re so fucking stupid, in school, it’s a miracle you passed
Cuz you’d never stop moaning when you sat in the back of class, bitch

Chorus
I don’t know why you’re talking shit (Talking shit)
When you look like that
Don’t get upset when I don’t quit (I don’t quit)
Cuz bitch I’ll bite back x2

Look Like That

(Prod. by OhMyGon!)

Lyrics:

Verse 1
I know I gave you too many chances
Tried to understand your circumstances
I tried to hold out, tried to advance this
Yeah, but now I know how small that chance is

Before I was still hoping that you’d stay
But now I don’t care what you have to say
For so long I tried to work out a way
I know it’s time for me to walk away

Chorus
Cuz all I heard were lies
Under Fanta Orange skies
I’m tryna bridge the divide
But you’re hurting me inside

All the mountains that I climbed
To have you here by my side
But you never even tried
Think I’m gonna break all ties

Cuz all I heard were lies
Under Fanta Orange skies
I’m tryna bridge the divide
But you’re hurting me inside

All the mountains that I climbed
To have you here by my side
But you never even tried
Think I’m gonna break all ties

Verse 2
Since the day you met me
Promises empty
You just forget me
Do you regret me?

Because I know I do
I’m done being lied to
You’re not someone who
I want to be tied to

Now I don’t even care what the hell you think
Cuz you pushed me all the way to the brink
I hate how I wasted so much time
Tryna find the missing link

Now I don’t wanna hear what you need to say
Cuz I can’t tell what’s true and what is fake
So spit it out because I’m running out
Of things that I can give a fuck about

Pre Chorus
Yeah I just wanted you to be with me
But I know that one day, that you’ll miss me
Regret all the times that you dismissed me
All the times that you said you were busy

Yeah, I should have known that you were like this
But I still held on for you despite this
Now I don’t even want a goodbye kiss
Because now I’m stuck here tryna write this

Chorus
Cuz all I heard were lies
Under Fanta Orange skies
I’m tryna bridge the divide
But you’re hurting me inside

All the mountains that I climbed
To have you here by my side
But you never even tried
Think I’m gonna break all ties

Cuz all I heard were lies
Under Fanta Orange skies
I’m tryna bridge the divide
But you’re hurting me inside

All the mountains that I climbed
To have you here by my side
But you never even tried
Think I’m gonna break all ties
Gonna break all ties

fanta orange skies

(prodbypanlook)

Lyrics:
Crying in the snow
Should I stay or go?
Could we ever get close?
Guess I’ll never know

All I ever wanted was for you to love me right back
But the more important things always got you side tracked
Never listened to me, don’t care if you lose me
I stuck around for you though I knew you’d never choose me

I know life goes on but I’m stuck here still tryna catch up
Left with all the holes in my heart I’m still tryna patch up
Guess it’s time to sever, I can’t stay forever
When I know there’s no chance that we would end up together

Crying in the snow
Should I stay or go?
Could we ever get close? (Oh)
Guess I’ll never know

I just wanna know
How you’re doing now that you’re on your own
Do you see me in the places that you’ve flown
Are you gonna try to replace me like a clone (Oh)

And ever since the start
Yeah, you never ever listened to your heart
I wish you knew how that tore me apart
But I guess that’s just the way you are

Crying in the snow
Should I stay or go?
Could we ever get close? (Close)
Guess I’ll never know
(Guess I’ll never know)

Crying in the snow
Should I stay or go?
(Should I stay or go?)
Will we ever get close? (Oh)
Guess the answer’s no

seanagotchi

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