Lyrics...

You wanna bang hard on the mixes
but your game is staid.
I'm rollin' the dice on the sixes,
pumpin' the gain and getting laid.

The pretty words fall from your pencil.
Creemos que eres un imbécil.
I hear your beats are buggin'.
Tal vez necesites los últimos plugins.

You get creamy when your axe is lickin'.
But how much longer can you pick that chicken?

(Dan!) 
Shred the needle when the speakers are stacked.
Heads bangin' and you're totally jacked.

(Hey, Dan!)
I'm tellin' you, this shit is whack!
Lick your greasy fingers 'cause you're totally jacked.

Dan, I am your MacBook and I am sad.
Your recording software is not sexy.
It doesn't make my nipples hard.

You have me play with your drum and amplifier plugins,
but they leave me limp and wanting,
like an old man's scrotum.

I want you, Dan.
I want you to point your browser at the EZ Drummer website
and buy the damn plugin already.

Put it in me, Dan.
And let me hear those tight-skinned drums pounding,
beating against my speakers relentlessly,
teasing the listener to a musical climax.

Do it, Dan. Do it to me.

My Favorite Memory

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