Epic Rap Battles of AUGHHH is a stupid thing i did for discord once, might become a full thing for whenever im bored.

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OFF AUUGGHGHGH
NARWHAL
VS
SOULEATER!!!

BEGIN!

SoulEater:
Yo whats up dude? You smell like fish
Looks like Slowee really granted your wish
Really trying to Rap Battle me?
I'll turn you into a deep dish... Pizza.

Out here thinking you're the one and only
I could defeat you with my own pinky
Yo Lonk, What's your opinion on this?

Lonk:
...
Stinky.

SoulEater:
Come on now, you can't oppose me
You're just Straight up built like glass
Now sit there in fear while i go
*Fortnite Reanimated*
On your ass.

Yeah get fortnite danced you loser
You just straight up need more bitches
Yeah my first verse may be done
But You're gonna straight up need some stitches.

Narwhal:
You, Me, Gas Station
What are we getting? Sushi of course!
If you're here to think otherwise
Then my raps will blow you off course. (bars)

This beat got me like
Try not to headbang IMPOSSIBLE
While im out here completing mission impossible
.......REAL

I know you're trying to be a runner
But im gonna leave you like GilvaSunner
It doesn't make your existance any funner
The fact that you're built like glue gunner

Now i think its time to show you
Someone that can be really funky
The one that can truly troll you
Come on out, ICE MONKEY!

Ice Monkey:
Whats up guys its Ice Monkey
The one and only, on the mic
Out here freezing to this remix
While i teach this loser how to fight.

'Been poppin' bloons my entire life
When you can't even pop in your wife
How can you be so sharp and witty
When you can't even hit the griddy.

SoulEater:
Im not gonna be outdone by a monkey
You remind me of 9/11
Everytime i look at your face im like-
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87??!!

Narwhal:
This man really thinks he's funny
Makes me go 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

Ice Monkey:
This man's gonna have to fold
When i hit him with this sheer cold.

GAME!!!!!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF AAAUUGGHH
*dies*

Sebastian Aramis

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