Holiday parody of Something to Talk About by Bonnie Raitt. Arranged by Amitha Koski. Holiday lyrics by Lilly MacNell.

Let’s meet up under, oh under the mistletoe” x2

People are talkin’, talkin’ ‘bout people
I hear them whisper, you won’t believe it
They think we’re lovers kept under covers
I just ignore it, but they keep saying
We laugh just a little too loud
We stand just a little too close
We stare just a little too long
Maybe this Christmas, let’s take a chance, darlin’

Let’s meet up under the mistletoe
Just you and me, turn the lights real low
Let’s meet up under the mistletoe
And see if it’s love

Never considered, then you approached me
Shared your hors d’oeuvres at
The office Christmas party
For Secret Santa you had my number
Now I’m convinced I’m going under

Thinking ‘bout you every day
Dreaming ‘bout you every night
Hoping that you feel the same way
Now that we know it, let’s really show it, darlin’

Let’s cozy up by the fireside
Then maybe we’ll take a sle-eigh ride
Let’s cozy up by the fireside
See if it’s love, love, love, love

Let’s meet up under, oh under the mistletoe
Love, love let’s see if it’s love

Let’s open presents up early this year
I think you know what’s inside my dear
Let’s meet up under the mistletoe
Just you and me, turn the lights real low
Let’s meet up under the mistletoe
You know it’s love

Under the Mistletoe

Holiday parody of All Coming Back to Me by Marion Raven and Meatloaf. Arranged by Corey Liles. Holiday lyrics by Lilly MacNell.

I was done with the nights being cold
Wanted swimming pools and cookouts with the
hot sun shining right outside the window

There were days when I ate so much food
That I was sure that I’d be sick and so I
swore off eating gingerbread forever

I tossed that tinsel in the trash can and I said
That I never want to see Rudolph again
And I banished every memory of that
one horse open sleigh

But when you jingle like this
And you’re jolly like that
I just have to admit that it’s all coming back to me
Boughs of holly like this (holly like this)
Deck the ha-alls like that (deck the halls)
It was just Halloween but it’s
all coming back to me now
It’s all coming back
It’s all coming back to me now

There were presents in bows and there were
trees all in lights
I’d spend all day wearing my pajamas but it
always seemed right
There were nights of Christmas carols
Jingle Bells, O Holy Night, Noel…Santa Baby!

When A Christmas Story (drink ovaltine)
Plays non-stop on TV (want a BB)
And an angel gets wings then it’s
all coming back to me

Santa Claus at the mall (Claus at the mall)
Five o’clock is nightfall (oh my god it’s so dark)
And there’s flurries of snow so it’s
all coming back to me now!

Said you were history, wanted holidays no more
And I made myself go back to work somehow
Now I’m in an ugly sweater
Saying “no, I’m stuffed, can’t eat a slice of pie…
just a sliver maybe!”

Frosty’s cute button nose (cute button nose)
And two eyes made of coal (eyes made of coal)
He melted so long ago but he said
he’d come back to me

On the rooftop like this (click, click, click)
Down the chimney like that (how does he fit?)
Dashing o’er the hills ‘cause it’s
all coming back to me

The most wonderful time of the year’s
coming back to me
Tried so hard to resist but it’s
all coming back to me now!

So I’ll give in I guess (give in I guess)
Lay the tinsel on thick (lay it on thick)
Merry Christmas to all ‘cause it’s
all coming back to me now
I’ll bake some gingerbread now

Resistance is Futile

Let It Snow

Holiday parody of I'm Still Standing by Elton John. Arranged by B. Taupin. Holiday lyrics by Jason Moldoff.

You could never know what it’s like
They said the oil was only gonna last one night
We’ll I’m a warm and lonely light that shines for you
You’ll never get the same effect from that wax you use (Go Hebrews!)

But now you know about the Maccabees
They prayed I’d be protected from a sudden breeze
I had to try to last for eight whole days
And if you hit me with a mighty sneeze you’d guess I’d fade away

Don’t you know I’m still burning, brighter than I ever did
Trying to stay a little longer
Days have passed and I’m still lit
I’m still burning, and my faith ignites
Picking up the people of the book, the festival of lights!

I’m still burning, yeah yeah yeah

A great miracle happened here
We all light the menorah this time of year
You spin the dreidel and get some gelt
And if the latkes are still cooking, then they might just melt

But I’m still burning, even though I’m thinned
It’s gonna be a long long time
Not a candle in the wind
I’m still burning, and my faith ignites
Picking up the people of the book, the festival of lights!
I’m still burning, yeah yeah yeah

Don’t you know I’m still burning, brighter than I ever did
Trying to stay a little longer
Days have passed and I’m still lit
I’m still burning, and my faith ignites
Picking up the people of the book, the festival of lights!

I’m still burning, even though I’m thinned
It’s gonna be a long long time
not a candle in the wind
I’m still burning, and my faith ignites
Picking up the people of the book, the festival of lights!
I’m still burning, yeah yeah yeah

I'm Still Burning

Holiday parody of I Really Want It by A Great Big World. Arranged by Amitha Koski. Holiday lyrics by Lilly MacNell. 

Stockings hung by the fireside
A picture perfect setting
All those presents, but what’s inside?
I need to know what I’m getting!

Carols play on the stereo
I know that we’re gettin’ near it
This is what I’ve been waiting for
It’s time to get in the spirit

Nah ooooooooh
Been watching the year go by
That sleigh will be flying high
It’s finally Christmas time!
I’m ready, let’s go!
So much excitement in store,
I just can’t wait anymore
I really want it
I really want it
I really want it right now
I’m starting Christmas right now

I’ll make a list and I’ll check it twice
Not doing anything halfway
I’m saying goodbye to pumpkin spice
Hello to gingerbread lattes

Let’s put some lights on the Christmas tree
Pull out the sweaters and flannel
Pour me a glass of that eggnog please
Put on the Hallmark channel

Nah ooooooooh
Been watching the year go by
That sleigh will be flying high
It’s finally Christmas time!
I’m ready, let’s go!
So much excitement in store,
I just can’t wait anymore
I really want it
I really want it
I really want it now
I’m starting Christmas right now

Not Halloween, 4th of July
Thanksgiving’s gone, no Valentine’s
It’s Christmas time!!

Stockings hung by the fireside
A picture per-er-fect setting
All those presents, but what’s inside?
I need to know what I’m getting!

Nah ooooooooh
Been watching the year go by
That sleigh will be flying high
It’s finally Christmas time!
I’m ready, let’s go!
So much excitement in store,
I just can’t wait anymore
I really want it
I really want it
I really want it right now
I’m starting Christmas right now
I really want it right now
I’m starting Christmas right now!

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