@tumultuous-rhododendrons: awww thank you

one final blast from your Cave Pals as we bid farewell to 2018. hoppy hollerdays to you all and don't forget to dance dance dance

on monday morning
my guru told me
your fake jazz mantra’s gonna
do you right
leaned his thumb 
to the highway said 
I’ll see you later
with a mouth full of wasps
do the mashed potato

when the bouncer said
sir i do not want to fight you
i replied, you’ve got no choice
put ‘em up
then i leaned my back
against the ole dumbwaiter
with a mouth full of wasps
did the mashed potato

lay it down
fake jazz fake jazz! 
do the dirty dog
lay it down
fake jazz fake jazz!
do the dirty dog NOW

down in the orchestra pit 
chrissy held herself and cried 
and she whispered to me:
no-one else will EVER do 
the electric slide
like HE can

on sunday evening my guru returned
he said, you miss me boy?
i said who are you
save your fancy words for
the space invaders
with a mouth full of wasps
do the mashed potato

lay it down
fake jazz fake jazz! 
do the dirty dog
lay it down
fake jazz fake jazz!
do the dirty dog 

with a mouth full of wasps do the 
mashed potato 

(c) 2018 by Secret Caves

secret caves

mouth full of wasps

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