Today Hesse and I are joined by bushwick business mogul and multiple hate crime survivor Jake Sillen. We talk about why poop keeps appearing near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton, what doing "grey market" ozempic is like, and who is guilty in Gwenyth Paltrow's ski collision lawsuit. Finally we breakdown Marianne Williamson's abuse allegations.

You can find more of Jake on our Undercover Billionaire bonus series, or her work at clubs Rash, Heaven, and Club Cringe.

*UNLOCKED* SD 216 - Goops I Did It Again

Ben here, on todays episode Hesse, Jacques, Max and I talk all things Luigi: his eyebrows, his GoodReads, his alleged assassination, and what this all really means. Plus Jacques slams his roommate and family and then forces us all to do a very radical therapeutic exercise.

SD 365 - Luigi Man-I-Gonna Nut

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss why planes keep falling out of the sky, write a eulogy for me (I have a $40 spirit flight to Nola next week) and then make some really crucial decisions about our favorite cartoon characters.

We will be back with a special bonus for Seeking Sunday! Until then....



SD 386 - Squidward....black?

Full episode on Patreon

Ben here, join Jen and I for a 4 day oddessy in Providence, Rhode Island as we attempt to meet the Queen of Queer Eye, Jonathan Van Ness.

We discuss being JVN's biggest super-haters, what the trajectory of her career says about broader cultural shifts, and figure out why he was borderline blackout at his live show Hot & Healed. Plus a special appearance from the Bad Girl of Podcasting, Meg.

Hold on to your wigs hunties, cause we're serving some hater realness with some extra strength mother tea. Can you believe?

*Preview* SD 395 SuperHaters: The JVN Gangstalking Experience

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Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I address the rumors about speaker Mike Johnson being on Grindr. Is this yet another closeted Republican politician taking a sashay down Gay Boulevard, or is it cope for LibAunties who desperately need a win. We get to the bottom of it with a full Gay Face Analysis.

Plus we talk about Bryan Johnson's NDA woes, Russell Brand's deep U neck t-shirts, and Jacque's rounds out the episode with a Special Questionnaire for both Hesse and I. 



SD 396 - Locked Outside the Actors Studio

Full Video (and Audio) on Patreon!

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, happy to bring you a special video episode featuring the whole family. It's me, Jacques, Hesse, Jamie and YOU! That's right, we're taking your calls.

We're here to help Seekers all over. Wether it's advice on getting over a neurodivergent cajun man, how to avoid spilling the beans on a cheating lesbian, or what to do when all of your ex's start wearing clown make-up, we've got you covered!

Drop some love for Jamie! If we didn't get to your call today, don't worry she'll will be back on soon enough for another call-in episode.

*Preview* SD 398 - A Family Affair w/ Jamie

Welcome everyone!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss what the hell those women were doing in space, debrief the Mickey Rourke and JoJo Siwa debacle, and (throwback) unpack the Casey Anthony trial because one of us adamantly believes she is innocent.

And why 395.5? It'll all make sense on Sunday...

*Preview* SD 395.5 - Taking Up Space

Its Seeking Sunday plus Hesse's Birthday, plus Easter, plus 4/20!

Let's run it up mothers! Ben here, today Jacques and Hesse try to deal with me speaking solely through my new soundboard, something I'm doing at the advice of my medical team. But it went so badly that my doctors have told me to stop and the soundboard won't be coming back sorry about that everyone. We also talk about the Oregon Trail, Gayle King saying f*ggotry on live TV, and Hesse tells us about being trapped next to TJ Miller on a trail to Buffalo. 

The celebrations don't stop there! Find the new of The Steam Room in our Patreon shop. It has 21 full episodes!

SD 400 - Celebrate Good Times C'mon

Welcome Seekers!

Ben here, today I apologize to Hesse for some of my recent behavior on the show which may or may not relate to the use of a certain soundboard. Then Jacques shows up and we talk about the Pope dying, have a battle about who is the most catholic (me) and make some of our own nominations for the Papal Seat.

Then we take a dip into the NYT's advice column for intellectuals and give our thoughts on dilemmas such as kicking a disabled woman out of your pickleball league and staring at women in public.

*Preview* SD 401 - Please Vote For The Filipino Pope Y'all

***Free Video on Patreon***

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, we're trying something new today. I'm bringing you a test episode of Interior Motives, a game show about what your things say about you. The premise of the show is simple, listeners send us photos of their bedrooms (and their refrigerators) and we have to guess their gender/sexuality, age, and where they live using only those clues.

Welcome to Interior Motives where you show us your bed and we guess who's been in it.

Find the full video for free on our Patreon.  http://Patreon.com/seekingderangements 


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Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss the Return of the Senate Twink, how he fled to the wilderness of South Africa, and why he resurfaced in Sydney, Australia. We also send a farewell to George Santos who is on his way to prison, discuss JoJo Siwa developing feelings for a British man, and most importantly, we escalate our efforts to get on the Sniffies Podcast.



*Preview* SD 402 - Bogey Hole

It's S-S-Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Kanye West giving his own cousin head, all of the things in Jacques' life which have prepared him to fight a gorilla, and witness the return of the soundboard. Plus we ask each other questions designed to reveal how well we actually know each other. And play the Oregon Trial again.



SD 403 - Friendship Test

Welcome Seekers!

Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques, and I celebrate Teachers Appreciation Week by talking about all the teachers we beefed with (we even read one's obituary), discuss Trumps new tariffs on movies (?) and play a new game wherein we guess which celebrities have trans kids, and what kind of trans those kids are. Right. We love!

*Preview* SD 404 - Teacher Appreciation Week

*FULL FREE VIDEO ON PATREON* 

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, continuing my new game show Interior Motives, wherein you show us your bed (and the inside of your fridge) and we guess your gender, sexuality, age, and location!

On this episode Jen Sillen and Angel Emoji join me to clock in and clock down.

As always thank you to Natalia for helping me put together today's episode!




Interior Motives (Ep. 1)

Its Seeking Sunday! Happy Mothers day to all of you divas.

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I guess what the new pope's vibe is (we recorded 10 minutes after the news was announced) spill some upstate tea about Martha Stewart and a 100 year old succulent, call Sniffies, and read some celebrity blind items.

SD 405 - Aliens Vs. Bugs

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Max joins Hesse and I to discuss Trumps tour of the Middle East, the nodule found in Joe Biden's prostate, the Pope's gay brother, the Pope's MAGA brother, Trump accepting white South African "refugees," and how California is trying to ban gay cruising.

*Preview* SD 406 - Derriere Force One

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Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I kick off the show with a debrief of Jacque's Portland stint–the women, the food, the 6-9PM DJ sets.

Then we take over The Ethicist, NYT's advice column for extremely neurotic liberals and give them unsolicited advice on buying a gun even though you hate guns, protecting your property values, and what to do you about your husband's boyfriend's husband's boyfriend (?)

SD 407 - Husband Boyfriend

*FULL VIDEO IS FREE ON OUR PATREON*

Hello everyone!

Ben here, bringing you another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein you send us a photo of your bedroom (and the inside of your fridge) and we guess your gender, sexuality, age and location!

Fan favorite and major transgender celebrity Theda Hammel joins Hesse and I to clock in and clock down!

Want to be a part of Interior Motives? We're up to over 100 submissions but have yet to turn one down! Claim your spot in line and sign up here. Thank you to everyone who's submitting, the show is so much fun and we couldn't do it without you. While we might roast your rooms, it's all love. <3

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02 - Interior Motives w/ Theda & Hesse

Hello Seekers, 

Ben here, today our lawyer, investigative reporter, and the bad girl of podcasting, Meg, joins us for an earth-shattering expose on a recent “Marijuana Trade Show” in Hudson, NY. We discuss THC potency skyrocketing 307% since legalization, corporate capture of the Devil’s Lettuce, Jacques consuming 800MG's of the stuff daily and of course, everything that went down at the Trade Show. 

Join us as we dare to answer questions that others can’t manage to even ask, such as: Is weed destroying America? Are pet psychics worth it? Where are the Hudson baddies? Will Meg sell all of the free weed she got to Jacques?



SD 408 - One Chance To Grow Up w/ Meg

*FREE VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON*

Ben here, bringing you another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein you send us a photo of your bedroom (and the inside of your fridge) and we guess your gender, sexuality, age and location!

DJ, Reverend, Professor and Trillionaire Angel Money joins Jacques and I to clock in and clock down!

Listen to Angel Money's podcast Money Talks and read her monthly column in Document.

Want to be a part of Interior Motives? We're up to over 100 submissions and have yet to turn one down! Claim your spot in line and sign up here. Thank you to everyone who's submitting, the show is so much fun and we couldn't do it without you. While we might roast your rooms, it's all love.



03 - Interior Motives w Angel Money

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open the show with a discussion of the recent Sniffies ban and how we plan to leverage this epic fail into an appearance on their podcast. Then Jacques takes us back Outside the Actors Studio and asks us a bunch of questions which are designed to reveal who we really are...

We'll be back Sunday with another Interior Motives featuring a very special guest!

SD 410 - Cruising Control

*FREE VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON*

It's Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, back with another episode of Interior Motives, the game show wherein viewers send us a photo of their bedroom (and the inside of their fridge) and we have to guess their sexuality, gender, age and location. 

Joining me today is the don diva Jen and Jamie, AKA the Mother of the Podcast!

Do you want to be on Interior Motives? Submit here!

There was a slight delay on this video call, we did our best to fix it!

04 - Interior Motives w Jen and Jamie

*Full Audio & Video Available on Patreon* 


Ben here, today we kick off pride month by talking about JoJo Siwa's heterosexual crusade, I review my 2005 Nissan Altima and discuss scaring some Mexican guys. 

But more importantly we finally (after two failed attempts) debrief the heinous prank a listener pulled on Jacques, and hear the secret recordings he made in the process. All I will say is it involves the Real Housewife Dorinda Medley, Emeril Agassi, and an Amputee Mausoleum in New Orleans. 

Then we take some of your calls! We give advice to a transgender woman who is afraid of roller coasters, a straight man who doesn't understand why the gays at his office wont slay with him, what to do when you're the token gay of a bachelorette party, and much more! 



*Preview* The Dorinda Prank

FREE VIDEO ON OUR PATREON

Ben here, Jacques, Hesse, and I are joined by the one and only Miss Kay to crack open the old gay list and instill all of the straight men listening with newfound neuroses which is, guess what, GAY! 

Today, we discuss all of the things social media says men CAN'T do. Such as taking a celebratory picture in front of your new apartment, bullying sad women on twitter, receiving packages, having a female character in the Sims and more!

Plus, we get some updates from Jacques ventures as a wedding DJ, find out why I can't stop pointing at Japanese Maples, and hear about what happens when you're all alone with just a few sad queens at Dallas' iconic Round Up Saloon. 

Listen to Kay's podcast Meat Bus and check out her Substack, The Quiet Part!



SD 413 - The Gay List pt. 17 w/ Miss Kay

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Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Hesse, Jen and I overhear Caitlyn Jenner's experience in the Tel Aviv Pride bunker and then debrief her Israel tour. Plus we talk about the new Trump Phone, dive into a possible Doja Cat PR stunt and explain why gay men need fandom taken away from them.



*Preview* SD 414 - Caitlyn Jenner is Drinking Wine in a Bomb Shelter in Tel Aviv

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I deliver some dramatic readings of Tyler Perry's leaked texts to Derek who is currently suing him for 260 Million Dollars. Then we randomly discover that Jacques is a math genius and take a peak at what Hesse's been writing in her notes app.

Follow us on our Instagram and watch Jacques and I as we take over Louisiana Public Access TV for Attention Seekers, our live call-in show. 

Here's our broadcasting schedule, find us LIVE on Instagram: 

Thursday June 26th at 5EST

Friday June 27th at 5EST

Saturday June 28th at 6EST

Sunday June 29th at 3:30EST

Monday June 30th at 6:45EST

The call in number will be coming soon!

SD 415 - Sprinkle Man

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I get through the past week in breaking news. Iran vs. Israel, JoJo Siwa vs. Lesbianism and Zohran vs. Cuomo! (This was recorded before Zohran's primary win, we did it y'all)

Plus we end the show with a quiz on Catholicism to finally determine which one of us is the most Catholic.



*Preview* SD 416 - War War III

This is the first hour of the episode, to hear the second hour subscribe to our Patreon!

Ben here, today I'm bringing you the third session of Attention Seekers, our LIVE call in show straight from the studio at Acadiana Public Access! No video for this one, just the sweet sounds of our voices and your calls. Yes I monologue for like 15 minutes about Lauren Sanchez but don't worry, Jacques joins me at around 15 minutes.

Hesse is back with a special bonus for Seeking Sunday and then we'll all be back together next week!

Attention Seekers pt. 3

Hesse is joined by the boys from A Closer Look podcast (Nate Fisher and Will Sennet) to celebrate the end of pride month, discuss the Diddy verdict, and share cool but believable stories about times we’ve met Michael Madsen. Then, Uncle Columbo drops by to face Nate’s Uncle Jasmine and Will’s Uncle Will in a Detective-off.

Listen Will & Nate's podcast A Closer Look

*Preview* BONUS: The Great Uncle Detective-Off (feat. A Closer Look)

VIDEO AVAILABLE ON PATREON

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Jen joins me for a special peak into our Summer plans! Where are we going? Well, to start: a micro-bully convention on the Border...Chengdu...Newport...Tokyo...Grand Isle, Nebraska...New York City...Los Angeles...and more. Plus we discuss Lena Dunham's recent press tour, Arca vs. Sevdaliza, Queer Eye getting canceled, my 80 year old girlfriend and of course, I review my time in Gulf Shores, Alabama.

LA, get tickets to Jen's club theatre extravaganza Diskokina!



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