Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss why planes keep falling out of the sky, write a eulogy for me (I have a $40 spirit flight to Nola next week) and then make some really crucial decisions about our favorite cartoon characters.

We will be back with a special bonus for Seeking Sunday! Until then....



SD 386 - Squidward....black?

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I deliver some dramatic readings of Tyler Perry's leaked texts to Derek who is currently suing him for 260 Million Dollars. Then we randomly discover that Jacques is a math genius and take a peak at what Hesse's been writing in her notes app.

Follow us on our Instagram and watch Jacques and I as we take over Louisiana Public Access TV for Attention Seekers, our live call-in show. 

Here's our broadcasting schedule, find us LIVE on Instagram: 

Thursday June 26th at 5EST

Friday June 27th at 5EST

Saturday June 28th at 6EST

Sunday June 29th at 3:30EST

Monday June 30th at 6:45EST

The call in number will be coming soon!

SD 415 - Sprinkle Man

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Trump's Chronic Venous Insufficiency, Obama saying that young men need gay friends, and say farewell to Larry Sinclair (the guy who claimed to have hooked up with Obama.) He's dying. Plus Jacques tells us about the time he cock blocked a woman from her straight boyfriend. 

Then, Hesse and I sit down with journalist Dan Boguslaw who recently published all of Epstein's passwords. We talk about some of the recent fallout related to Epstein in MAGA world, how the democrats are responding to it, and take a peak at Epstein's Spotify and Pintrest.  

Subscribe to Dan's substack Deeper State and read his piece about sneaking into a George Santos event. 

SD 422 - Lo-Lardo Express

It's Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, today Hesse and I help Jacques audition for Big Brother which we think he will get despite not meeting about half of the eligibility requirements. Then we get to your calls and discuss how to hit on trans women, how to convince your BPD friend to undergo a procedure which freezes their flight or fight response, and what to do post small town cancellation. 



SD 427 - Interrupting the Mainframe of TV Society

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Thomas and Jake of Pendejo Time join us! Jacques gives us a rundown of some recent celebrity news, Jake tells us about going to the Abbey and SUR, and we read through some submissions to the Ethicist. Plus we find out what it's like to do 1000mgs of THC then go to the dentist.



SD 432 - Siri, Is Sausage a Meat? W/ Pendejo Time

Hello Seekers! It's a special S-S-Seeking Saturday.

Ben here, today I explain everything about Charlie Kirk to Jacques, who has almost zero idea who Charlie is, or why he was assassinated. I walk him through the unfolding situation starting with the day of, the immediate aftermath, to the capture of the alleged suspect.

We discuss Trump potentially coming after Etsy witches, the fact Jezebel is still randomly operating (?), what the engraved bullets can tell us about the alleged assassin's politics and of course, we check in to what Bevvie had to say about it all. Plus Jacques does a freestyle in Charlie's memory.

SD 436 - The Realest Alive

It's Seeking Sunday!

Hesse, Jacques and Max review the 1990 action/sci-fi film Predator 2! 

Listen to Max's show The Drain

SD 438 - Movie Jacque-Set: Predator with Max

It's Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss our various mental illnesses, the NYPD arresting cruisers in Penn Station, and then we round out the episode with a quiz which yet again....reveals a shocking truth about each of us.



SD 440 - Fried and Fish and Chip

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Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open up the show with a discussion of Jacques missing voodoo doll, then we give some quick movie reviews, and decide which lesbians we would bring to a deserted island with us. Plus we come up with a transgender screenplay with which to apply to the Duplass Brother's Found Footage Feature Fund.

See you Sunday divas!

Preview SD 442 - Good Cop Trans Cop

It's Seeking Sunday!

Hello divas! Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse, and I discuss Pete Hegseth's new standards for the military, come up with some of our own, trash the new AI actress, and end the episode with some readings from the NYT's The Ethicist.

SD 443 - No Fats No Fems

It's Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss how the iPad-ification of cars is turning our seniors into lethal drivers, lobby the Golden Globes to give us an award for podcasting, and end the episode by finding a new Gay Guy Article Writer to bully. Plus we develop an amazing pitch for a weekly column in Them.

This week's music is provided by lil_art_hoe, my dear friend and Jacques cousin (on both sides.) He's a king, go check out his newest EP "Call Me" on bandcamp.

SD 445 - Oh-Bitch-You-Scaries

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I do a vibe check on Cheryl Hines by analyzing her on the View, discuss Trump saying he dodged a bullet that Charlie well, didn't, and approximate how shloshed Kamala is getting on her book tour. Plus we check in on some local cranks and Jacques gives a review of the movie which ended a dissociative spell he was stuck in.

*Preview* SD 446 - Grand Ma Seizure

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I welcome everyone's favorite Latina Baby Grinch, George Santos, back into the free world,  then re-cap the NYC mayoral debate, and read an article about how and why f*gs are marrying their hags. Plus Jacques gives Malala a lesson on how to take a bong rip without triggering past traumatic events. 

Also, watch Kay Poyer and Essence Thomas on last week's Interior Motives, after you listen to this of course. 

SD 448 - Serving Life

*Full Video for FREE on Patreon*

It's Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, today author, journalist and House Expert P.E. Moskowitz joins Hesse and I to talk about their new book, Breaking Awake: A Reporter's Search For A New Life, and A New World Through Drugs. 

We discuss how the popular belief that depression is nothing more than a "chemical imbalance" benefits the pharmaceutical industry while driving social alienation, list our favorite and least favorite drugs, and talk about how the internet has changed perceptions of treating mental illness. Then we take a peek at a handful of sinister anti-depressant advertisements. Along with one ad aimed at those of us with active bladders. 

Read P.E.'s substack Mental Hellth for more!

SD 450 - Misery Business w/ P.E. Moskowitz

VIDEO & AUDIO AVAILABLE ON PATREON

It’s Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, joining us today is comedian and furry Marley Gotterer. We talk about the NYC mayoral election, our potential Halloween costumes, and winning over the affections of our father’s girlfriends. Then Marley guesses our various mental illnesses. And we guess what d*ugs she's buying.

Get tickets to see Marley at Second City NYC!

Intro & Outro– စလငလင - ငယသမ

Preview SD 451 - ...UM... w/ Marley Gotterer

It's S-S-Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, today Hesse and I sit our white asses dow while Jacques runs the show, mostly to ask us a handful of questions ala Vogue's 73 Questions. We discuss our hottest takes on food, how we embarrassed ourselves in middle school, and what we would do with all the power in the world...



SD 453 - 60 Questions

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss my harrowing experience flying during the government shutdown, Bryan Johnson's 5mg mushroom trip, and read through some select choices from The Ethicist. Plus a lot of crazy shit talk on this one...

Preview SD 454 - Eat Them Over The Table

*VIDEO VERSION IS FREE ON PATREON*

Ben here, today Dallas Bragg joins me to discuss his journey from being a closeted father, to drug user, to chem sex recovery coach. We talk about how hookup apps profit from drug addiction and social alienation, Sniffies response (or lack thereof) to the recent arrests of their own users, and the gaps within the mainstream recovery industry that Dallas fills with his own non-traditional program. Plus I ask him about his famous Instagram videos wherein he delivers messages via card stock.



SD 458 - Dear Tina User, w/ Dallas Bragg

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open the show by discussing updates from the Epstein file dumps, discuss Ghislane's allotment of toilet paper in prison, and take a very interesting quiz which reveals our true class positions in life. Plus Hesse and I coach Jacques on his attempt in becoming the next Jimmy Fallon!



458 - The Uncrustables

Masha joins Hesse for an episode everyone will definitely love! Masha and Hesse discuss Masha’s acclaimed new play “Are The Bennett Girls Okay?” Before writing an even better play called “The Curse of Joseph Cronos.” They also discuss a wide range of topics, get a call from P*dophile Samantha Jones, and share with you The Greatest Joke Ever Written!

Get tickets to see Masha in Are The Bennet Girls Ok?

SD 459 - The Curse of Joseph Cronos (w/ Masha Breeze)

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Jamie (AKA the mother of the Pod) joins Jacques, Hesse and I to hear YOUR calls. We hear from Seekers around the world, one of whom doesn't trust her Winco-robbing brother in law, another whose aunt is trying to set him up with another male–despite the fact that that man is NOT gay, and another who wants to know how to covertly start fights at the Thanksgiving table. Yes he is an evil gay man. Plus Jamie tells us about how she accidentally sat on her Grandfathers lap while he was on the toilet. Pause.





[AUDIO] SD 460 - Thanksgiving Special w/ Jamie

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I discuss Zohran's meeting with Trump, Sean Duffy's plea to Americans about dressing up for air travel, and the sexy jewel thieves who hit the Louvre.

*Preview* SD 461 - Curvaceous Futures

Hello Seekers,

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I open up the show with a full recap of what Jacques ate for thanksgiving, then we dissect Laura Loomers abysmal pick up game, and end the show with a Jacques news segment thats truly one for the history books. 

SD 462 - Wet Debby

It's Seeking Sunday!

Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I open up the show up talking about Cory Booker's new beard (who looks exactly like Rosario Dawson), then Jacques tells us why he danced on glass and cut his foot open, and then we play two truths and a lie. Plus we discuss Tarantino's anti-Dano comments and that idiot little girl who wrote that essay everyone is freaking out about.

*Preview* SD 463 – Dancing on Glass

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today Hesse, Jacques and I start the show by thanking all of YOU who made our year possible, then I ask Jacques & Hesse all the questions Tucker asked Milo in their recent interview. Such as: Why are you gay? Does lesbianism exist? Is addiction demonic? Is a promiscuous life worth living and MORE! Plus we get some crucial Jacques Health Updates.

Intro–Luis Arismendi, Quena

Outro–Luis Arismendi, Amor Perdoname

Preview SD 464 - Tucker'ed Out

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Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today’s episode is a one-on-one conversation with famed astrologer, numerologist, and all-around diva Carol Starr.

Carol and I get into what bothers her about contemporary astrology culture, including the trends and shortcuts she thinks are diluting the practice. We talk about her viral videos tailored to LGBTQ+ audiences, the feedback they’ve generated, and how she came into this work in the first place.

Plus, she gives me a full birthday reading!

Book your own reading with Carol here and go show her some love on her TikTok & Instagram, she's getting back into making videos about gay people!



SD 456 - Smelling Roses w/ Carol Starr

When the Jacques is away the girls will play! Hesse is Joined by a sickly Masha to discuss the Tim Allen masterpiece The Santa Clause 2, a heartwarming children’s movie about Tim Allen trying to get pussy. We discuss our new nonbinary friend, how brave the tooth fairy is, and, of course the eerie parallels between Plastic Tim Allen and Augusto Pinochet.

SD 458 - Masha Mindset: The Santa Clause 2

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Ben here, today I am joined by Benjamin Smith, greater Boston's most fabulous real estate agent. 

We discuss how Ben found his way into real estate, how we came out (or were outed), our various run-ins with police, and why we're both Girl Gays. Plus Ben tells me about being forced to welcome a Honduran ghost into his home, how he lost his driving license, and most importantly whats up next for him. 

Find Ben on the soon to launch youtube show Haus Queens!

SD 459 - Fancy, Not Femme w/ Benjamin Smith

VIDEO AND AUDIO ON PATREON

Ben here, today Jacques, Hesse and I gather for the first inaugural Seeking's Sexiest Person of the Year. We each nominated 6 people and they face off against each other tournament style, we've got actresses, cartoons, fictional characters and musicians all going head to head until one is crowned Seeking's Sexiest.

We hope everyone had an amazing Christmas, mwah!

*Preview* SD 460 - Seeking's Sexiest

Hello Seekers!

Ben here, today director, podcaster and professional hater Theda Hammel joins Hesse and I to shit talk everyone's favorite show. We discuss our endless contempt for Carol Sturka, the people who created her, and how Apple TV has managed to lower audience expectations without us even noticing. Plus I get a long awaited apology from Theda.

Go subscribe to NYMPHOWARS, the best podcast in the game. And (after you listen to this) go watch Jack Wagner and Dorian Electra on this week's Interior Motives.



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