NO CHIMNEY
(S. Addona, M. Brown)

It’s so cold
Outside
But we know why
It’s Christmas
Christmas time

So we’ll write our list
Sealed with a wish...
But there’s a secret
Can you keep it?

Uh oh
Where does Santa go
We got no chimney
In our home
Uh oh
Please Santa don’t go
We made a special key
Only works on Christmas Eve

we tried
to sneak
downstairs last week
mama’s hanging up
all the Christmas stuff

we baked them sweet
perfect to eat
on the twenty fourth
could he use the door…?

Uh oh
Where does Santa go
We got no chimney
In our home
Uh oh
Please Santa don’t go
We made a special key
Only works on Christmas Eve

It’s so cold
Outside
But we know why
It’s Christmas

So he used the key
Just as we believed 
We have no need 
For chimneys

Woohoo
Santa he came through
Ate our cookies
Brought toys brand new 
Woohoo
Santa we love you 
So we’ll say goodbye
See you in 365

A Very Takeout Christmas

No Chimney

CHRISTMAS ALLNIGHTER
(S. Addona, M. Scheld)

Serina, I’m sad I won’t be going home for christmas this year
Aw, it’s okay, Marley! We’ll spend the holiday together here

Carolers singing
Santa’s bringing
Joy and cheer
For all to hear

Waiting for snow
Nowhere to go
Throw back a beer
Toast to next year

Put up the tree
It’s just you and me
Cancelled our flights
We’ll stay up all night

Do you wanna bake some cookies?
Only if I can eat the dough
Okay, not too much though!


So just for this Christmas
I want you on my wishlist
Say you do too
How could I miss this
As special as this is
it’s like we used to
We’ll throw on the tube
And order some food
And fall asleep to elf and zooey deschanel    

Peppermint sticks
Let’s open some gifts
What’s in the box
Is it hats or some socks

Gingerbread house
Was that a mouse?
It’s alright he can stay
Don’t chase him away

Bundled and warm
We’re safe from the storm
Facetime our moms
Sing ‘em this song

Admit it, you miss living with me
You know… you’re right this christmas is as good as it could be

So just for this Christmas
I want you on my wishlist
Say you do too
How could I miss this
As special as this is
it’s like we used to
We left on the tube
And finished our food
And fell asleep to elf and zooey dechanel

Christmas Allnighter

SORRY PARTY
(S. Addona, C. Dwinnell)

A: Hi
B: Hi

A: Who’d you come here with?
B: My cousin 
A: Oh, I came alone
B: Ok

B: I like your dress, the velvet is…festive 
A: Thanks
A: Who’s that guy on the table?
B: That’s my cousin 
A: Oh
B: Drinks

A: The music
B: Yeah it’s loud
A: It always is 

B: You have a…
A: Gin…I like your style
B: Thanks

B: Did you ever think
B: Maybe we are like
B: grains of sand?
A: or tiny stars?
B: yes exactly
B: I never told anyone that before


A: What can I say to make you stay at this sorry party with me?
A: What can I do to keep you talking to me?
B: (spoken) Do you want to get out of here?
A: (spoken) Ok 
B: (spoken) Ok

*snow noises*

Sorry Party

FROZEN RIVERS
(M. Scheld, M. Brown, P. Brown)

We’re celebrating loss like it’s tradition
Your death itself our holiday
The scent of pine and the rude divine
Giving you our hearts to break

Even Mariah can’t make me smile
Haven’t heard a song to bring me cheer
Every Christmas film they all end the same 
It’s a wonderful life but a shitty year

Now we’re skating on frozen rivers
Without you here I slip and sink
 
I know it’s selfish to say
Since you left a year ago today
But I’m swimming to the surface after falling through
Can’t catch my breath so I’m blaming you
I’m powerless and I blame you

I wish you’d have let me prepare
You should never leave without a warning
There’s an empty space where you used to be
My unsaid words fill your stocking

Now we’re skating on frozen rivers
Without your hands I slip and sink

I know it’s selfish to say
Since you left a year ago today
But I’m swimming to the surface after falling through
Can’t catch my breath so I’m blaming you
I’m powerless and I blame you

It’s hard enough to brave the cold
The untamed river’s truth be told
I’m drinking, sinking, thinking bout how you would say my name
Without you here, where can I go?
Surrender to the undertow
I refuse to drown with you this Christmas day

(But I’m swimming to the surface after falling through)
I know it’s selfish to say
Since you left a year ago today
I’m swimming to the surface after falling through
(I’m powerless and I blame you)
I’m powerless and I blame you 
I’m powerless and I blame you

Frozen Rivers

OLD SAINT NICK
(M. Brown, C. Dwinnell)

You can flirt with 
Johnny Depp
Buy a drink for
Ross Lynch
Go get dinner
Hope it sticks but

Stay away from my old saint nick 

Will Ferrell 
Makes me laugh
Joaquin Phoenix
Makes me cry
Old saint nick he’s dummy thicc
That jolly santa kind of guy

Stay away from my old saint nick 
Stay away from my old saint nick
Other men make me sick but
I’ve got a sweet tooth 
For old saint nick 

Hey Nick I know you got a list
But I’m about to cross the line
Oh tired man, take a break
I’ve got 11 whole months to make you mine

Forget the reindeer
Close up the shop

Hop in that sleigh and
Fetch that riding crop

I know a few things
We can do

But old saint nick I’ll let you teach me a thing or two 

You can go chase Harry styles
Call your last name Chalamet
Any star you want is yours
Just know that Nick belongs to me 

Stay away from my old saint nick 
Stay away from my old saint nick
Other men make me sick but
I’ve got a sweet tooth 
For old saint nick 

Stay away from my old saint nick 
Stay away from my old saint nick
Other men make me sick but
But stay away from my my my 

Ho ho ho 
Merry Christmas everyone!

Old Saint Nick

SNOW ANGEL
(C. Dwinnell, M. Scheld)

Icy tiles
Shower steam
Wash off the drive and the in between

Santa’s coming 
You can hear his sleigh
But the day after tomorrow is just another day

Can we just lay out in the snow
Making angels in the air
I’ll say how’d you like the pie 
You’ll say I don’t really care

Cutout cookies
Gingerbread
Little snap, big crunch in my head

Year’s gone by 
and I just wanna know
Does Rudolph get tired of helping Santa go

Can we just lay out in the snow
Making angels in the air
I’ll say whatcha get for mom 
You’ll say something for her hair

You’ll say I don’t really care 
You’ll something for her hair
You’ll say I don’t really care
You’ll say I don’t really care
 
I don’t really care 
I don’t really care 
I don’t really care
I don’t really care

Can we just lay out in the snow
Making angels in the air
I’ll say how’d you like the pie?
But all I’ll hear is air

Serina

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