Whatchugonnadoboi?
Me on you
Bring ya best friend too
He can get it if he cool
Cause I ride til I die
With my man on my side
He can tell my ex-boyfriends
To wait in line
Got my girls all my chicks
With my dip hip flip
If you want it get up on it
You're the pitcher let me call it
Don't hate, anticipate
Watch me do it on the 8
Straight up, down low
We can get that shit to go

Whatchugonnadoboi
Whatchugonnado?
Whatchugonnadoboi
Whatchugonnado
I could be the paper
You could be the glue
Whatchugonnadoboi
Whatchawhatchwhatcha?

Now I'm fine and I'm fly
Got the dicks all in a line
Got my cowboy boots
I can saddle anytime
Call me $tan, XXX
Double S, undress
Impress, de-stress
Watch me blow it on ya chest
Now I've got a thing for ass
The hairier the better
So bitch work it out
Like you knittin' a sweater
If you're cute and you're bi
I might say hi
But if you're married bitch please
Keep it to your wife

Come and get me baby
I've been feeling real crazy
Gotta get that reboot re-up
Pass the dutch
Take it to the floor and fuck it up
Cause maybe
You'll be my little baby
Gotta get that supersonic overdrive
Take it to the limit
And watch me shine

Whatchugonnadoboi?!

Track #2 from, "Futurelove", album by Queer Singer/Songwriter, Serious Stanley.

Every time I hear your name
You run the game
Gotta get that zoom zoom
Baby now while you're here
Let's make a deal
And watch me boom boom 
There's no other boi boi that I want
You've got me all wrapped up in your arms
Everytime I play the game
I sign my name
Gotta do it to it to it
There's no other bitch
That'll make you rich
C'mon i'll prove it prove it   
There's no other boi boi that I want
You've got me all wrapped up in your arms

And there's no way I'm turning back now, no
'Cause you are the only one
My heart has ever known
Yeah boi you got it
So flaunt it
Like a referee just call it
Install it
Big ball it
Come and give it to me if you on it
Reverse it
Just twerk it
You a big boi now, so work it
Work it, work it
Damn boi you so perfect

Everytime you say my name
I'm blinded babe
You got that gangsta good
Swagger chief in low
Get the shit to go
Reppin' the sexy hood
There's no other boi boi that I want
You've got me all wrapped up in your arms

And there's no way I'm turning back now, no
'Cause you are the only one
My heart has ever known
Yeah boi you got it
So flaunt it
Like a referee just call it
Install it
Big ball it
Come and give it to me if you on it
Reverse it
Just twerk it
You a big boi now, so work it
Work it, work it
Damn boi you so perfect

Perfect

Track #9 from, "Futurelove", album by Queer Singer/Songwriter, Serious Stanley


Track #1 from the album, "Baddest Bitch", by Queer artist, Serious Stanley.

I'm the Badde$t Bitch
If you wanna get with this
Let me show you where you fit
So, c'mon boy, just roll with it
'Cause Imma take 
All of it
And see if you can work me out
We can have a party, CPR
Just save me mouth to mouth

I don't deal with broken dreams
Or saying that you're lonely
I'll rip a tough titty
While I wait for you to blow me, throw me
Control me,
Take it deep south 
And dethrone me
Put my own papers up,
Cause these bitches don't own me!

I know you wanna see up inside
But like my sold out shows
You gonna stand outside
And there's no VIP
For you and me
Unless you give it all up
And put your name on the deed!
I must say that you're an interesting guy
Swag up, top down, with your name on the line
But I'm
Not impressed and don't be surprised
I've seen enough motherfuckers
With the same ass ride

'Cause I'm the Badde$t Bitch
And you can't get a grip
No one runs my game
Cause I own all of it
When they see me there
People stop and stare
i've got the whole world now
With their hands in the air like...
Eh, eh, eh, oh
Eh, eh, eh, oh

Now, you're a little boy who thinks that he's a
Grown ass man
Well I'm so sick of all these tricks
Tryin' to hold my hand
'Cause ya'll disgust me
Runnin' up without a plan
i see you getting kinda heated
Cause I'm just not a fan
So why you still in my face?
I told you to find a new place
And I won't hesitate to thank your ass
And then I'll replace
'Cause I'm a bitch on my thrown
Up here I rule all alone
And when I make that call you sure as hell gon'
Pick up the phone!

'Cause I'm the Badde$t Bitch
And you can't get a grip
No one runs my game
Cause I own all of it
When they see me there
People stop and stare
i've got the whole world now
With their hands in the air like...
Eh, eh, eh, oh
Eh, eh, eh, oh

Baddest Bitch

Track #2 from the album. "Baddest Bitch", by Queer artist, Serious Stanley. 

I’m a rowdy motherfucker
Never lazy
Trip X, then trade me
Flip it, switch it
BItch,
Just tape me
Invade me,
Contain me,
Now c’mon boy,
Persuade me
And listen while I take it back
And they play me

And they play me
And they play me
Now listen while I take it back
And the play me
And they play me
And they play me
Now listen while I take it back
And the play me

Let’s get Na$ty
(Na$ty, Trashy. Sleazy, Classy)
Let’s get Na$ty
(Na$ty, Trashy, Sleazy, Classy)
Let’s get Na$ty
(Na$ty, Trashy, Sleazy, Classy)
Let’s get Na$ty
(Triple X, don’t ask me)

Whip it, tap it
Boy just pass that
I’mma make you grab that ass
It’s so melodic, 
Discotronic
Overdrive
I’m Supersonic
Got these boys,
I’m on a mission!
See them standing
At attention
All these bitches
Makin wishes
Girls and boys they
Wanna kiss it!

Got this on lockdown
Motherfuckers wanna step
But I’m on top now
Got my beat and my bass
They playing my 808
If I’m through, you can wait
Have my seconds and clean my plate
I want you to save me
Then frame me, and just break me
Now listen while I take it back
And they play me

And they play me
And they play me
Now listen while I take it back
And the play me
And they play me
And they play me
Now listen while I take it back
And the play me

Let’s get Na$ty
(Na$ty, Trashy. Sleazy, Classy)
Let’s get Na$ty
(Na$ty, Trashy, Sleazy, Classy)
Let’s get Na$ty
(Na$ty, Trashy, Sleazy, Classy)
Let’s get Na$ty
(Triple X, don’t ask me)

And when you’re all alone
And the world has torn you down
So down.
I will carry you
Cause boy you’re the
Baddest Bitch around
And you’re Na$ty

Let’s get Na$ty
(Na$ty, Trashy. Sleazy, Classy)
Let’s get Na$ty
(Na$ty, Trashy, Sleazy, Classy)
Let’s get Na$ty
(Na$ty, Trashy, Sleazy, Classy)
Let’s get Na$ty
(Triple X, don’t ask me)

Nasty

Track #9 from the album, "Baddest Bitch", by the Queer artist, Serious Stanley.

Feelin' like a big dog
Steppin' on your front lawn
Show me where the boys at
And I will make them sing along

If you wanna come get it get it
Don't be shy come feel it feel it
First things first, I'm 18 wheelin'
Got a good hand so watch me deal it

I'm in the bathroom
Tryin' to get a sneak peak as I pass through
Show me where the boys at
And I will sing it for you

Wherre the boy$ at?

Feelin' like King Kong
On the rooftop all night long
Show me where the boys at
So I can come and take it off
     
If you wanna come get it get it
Cop that shit just steal it steal it
Show it to your friends, go tell your mom
I'm gonna write you on my hand then jack you off

There's no hesitating
Cause all night I've been waiting
Show me where the boys at
Cause I just want to taste it

Me and all my girls
Gonna show you where it's at tonight
Feelin like an animal
'Cause your the one in my sight

I cannot wait 
Gotta get that feeling
Masturbate
You're the reason why
I'm up so late
Shit so good
So put it on my plate
I cannot wait

Wherre the boy$ at?

Where The Boys At?

Track #3 from the album, "Baddest Bitch", by Queer artist Serious Stanley



I Run This Shit

Couldn't pass up the chance to do a remix of the wonderful, Michelle Dobyne, from my hometown of Tulsa, Oklahoma. She gave us some amazing audio and context! This was a fun little exercise for me musically as I haven't done too many remixes. 

All audio of Michelle remains under ownership of News on 6, Frankly Media, and KOTV.

On Fire (Not Today)

A song I wrote a year or so back but, never released. Now is the time! Enjoy, "No Quick Way (To Get To My Heart)".

Black Boy Bitch

No Quick Way (To Get To My Heart)

Serious Stanley, a rapper of questionable sexuality with a balls to the wall attitude. Always the life of the party and advocate for situations and substances of questionable legality. Who said a faggot could never ever take the lead?

$erious $tanley is a Queer Rapper/Singer-Songwriter from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Having studied classical music composition at The University of Tulsa, $tanley now flexes his songwriting abilities to raise awareness for LGBTQ Artists. $tanley has independently written, recorded, and produced three critically acclaimed solo albums. 2011's "$erious Delerious", 2012's, "Badde$t Bitch" and 2013's, "FUTURELOVE". $tanley is currently in the studio recording his follow up to FUTURELOVE, titled, "Durrtytalk". With performances having taken place in over 10 LGBTQSA venues in Tulsa, OK including the Main Stage at Tulsa Pride 2013, $tanley has introduced a fresh category of entertainment to the Tulsa area. It is the mission of his art to not only raise awareness and visibility to LGBTQ Artists but to also raise awareness to the political challenges that face the LGBTQ population while helping to centralize and unite the Queer Artist Community as one solidified movement. $tanley is excited to be a part of a new era of Popular Gay music.

Serious Stanley

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