I. AM. A. TECHNO. KINNIE. THANK. YOU. SO. FUCKING. MUCH. 

He's just in the dsmp equivalent of Italy again guys, it's fine 🙄🖐🏻 

*listens to this and cries cuz the reason he hasnt been streaming is cuz he got diagnosed with cancer*

Lower Your Expectations

lyrics by 23anubha + seronich
original by bo burnham

We all want content
How many Techno stans out there, looking for content tonight? (woo!)
Yeah, woo that sadness out
There's more where that came from
Simps, I know what you want- want- want

You want a stream that's scuffed, a stream that's lore
A stream where the plot progresses more
The kinda stream that gives you rivals content
Where they have a good talk and be the best of friends
A good stream, a bad stream; a good-bad stream;
A half-good, half-bad, half-stream

Loves your donos, doesn't read them out loud
Happy knowing he's only doing it for the clout
Now you might think that this stream only exists in your mind
Guess what?
You're right.

If you want lore,
Lower your expectations a few
Please stop asking, no, he doesn't want blue!
If you want lore,
Just pick someone and watch them
And if it's not your fav streamer
Say fuck it, WATCH THEM ANYWAY

You want a vid that's nice, a vid that's not—
More skyblock but look that's all we've got
The kinda vid that you can share with your friends
Makes you laugh while it's on but makes you cry when it ends.
A real vid, a good vid, a real good vid
A brand new—nevermind it's more skyblock
Wants to get on trending doesn't care if you notice
And only ever uses you to inflate the views with
Now you might think that this vid only exists in your mind
Well it's real
It just came out TWO MONTHS AGO

If you want streams,
Lower your expectations a lot
You might think your crumbs are something, I promise they're not.
If you want streams,
Just pick someone and watch them,
I don't care if you don't consider their streams real lore just fucking
watch them I swear to god

I don't want this silence, I just want a vod
our mental health relies on this, swear to god
Cause I won't settle for less
than perfect
We want bedrock bros, we want SBI
Syndicate or that Rivals life
But deep down we know
We don't deserve it

but

You deserve all our love
Even on the days when you aren't your best
'Cause we all suck
But your content makes us suck less
You deserve all our love
Your content's the very best part of being alive
And I would know
I'm a fifteen year old dsmp fan on twitter~

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