These weren't meant to be tried at home. or fuckin' anywhere

UPSIDEDOWN MADNESS

Memified tales comic - - - https://memifiedtales2.thecomicseries.com/comics/1/#content-start

S *Its a beautiful night out.
S *Owls are hooting, crickets are chirpin.
S *And... (Sussy's monologue is interrupted by your laughter)

* ( he really thinks that HE of all people should have a grand old speech? )
* ( What a fucking idiot. )

*. . .

S *You think this is funny?

* . . .

S *You think that the death of thousands of innocent people, is... f u n n y . IS THIS SOME KI-

* (You begin laughing hysterically)
* . . .
* You - Yes, I, do.
* . . .
S *Do you know what I would find funny?
* ...
* You - What?
* . . .
S *Your Unmoving Corpse.

( The Fight Begins )

Sussy pulls out a glock and aims it directly at your head.

S * Most kids should be in bed by now. You know, asleep?
S  * But no need to worry, you'll be joining them soon enough.
S * Thing is theres gonna be one key difference...

Sussy's Gun Clicks Audibly.

S * Your finna go bye bye 𝞀𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗻𝐭𝐥𝙮.

Sussy Fires at you.

You Attack.

He Blocks.

S * Heh... weren't expecting that now where you?
S * I'm uh... stronger than most. My sis was too . . .

Sussy Fires a barrage at you. He runs out of bullets. Sussy's visors twists mischievously. Sussy fucking throws the gun at you full force.

Ow. You Took 8 Damage... wait. Why are we taking so much damage?

Our CR Should be stopping this.

S * You look a little confuddled.

S * . . . Lemme guess? surprised that hurt didnt it?
S * Oh yeah, I havent explained the VALUES yet have I?


S * CR only applies to Comedy Based Attacks... specifically, MAGIC, based attacks. And oh do I have a lack of that . . .

Sussy Pulls out a knife.

S * Shank time bruv.

You Attack.

He Blocks.

Sussy Swipes at you.
The Knife finds purchase.

100 Damage Taken.

Your bleeding.

. . .

You suck at this.

You weigh your OPTIONS, SuSauge, Eat it?

You eat the SuSauge. You Recovered a staggering...15 HP.

S * Your . . . eating, t h a t , of all things... Suselles favourite...
S * . . . What are you? some kind of...psycho?

S * You really think that your a sigma?
S * But you really. . . r e a l l y . . . aint.

Say american psycho wojack, it will be... funny.

W * Im An American Physco (2000)TM. ( Mic Drop )

S * I can tell.

Sussy throws a punch at you. Your surprised at his speed. And even when his punches miss, you can feel the power behind them.

S * You know, this day started off pretty good.
S * I gyat out of bed, expecting to rizz in Ohio. And I did for a while.
S * Went for a swim, talked to some baddies by the pool, found a tiny pink horse in the forest, I even mewed a bit. But then... you came along.


Sussy rips a metal ball of the side of the bridge and aims it at you.
He throws it, fast.

It clonks you on the head 15 Damage.

You feel woozy.

S * To think that my people fell to you. It... upsets me.

W * Maybe you could have stopped me.
W * But no. You were nowhere to be seen throughout this whole fiasco.
W * What is this to you? some type of... Memified Tale?
W * No... they are dead because of YOU, =D.

S* How DARE, you accuse me of doing nothing during a crisis like this.

S * I was busy with the evacuation efforts! its all in the job description.
S * But. . . maybe if I had fought you earlier. . . no. . .
S * Suselle fought you, hell, the whole ARMY did, and even that, wasn't enough, and my sisters strong, stronger than ill ever be.

S * They, stalled you more than I ever could.
S * They, enabled me to help people, to get them to safety.
S * If I had fought you earlier. . . I would have only have gotten myself, and others, killed.

S * Just die you freak.

Sussy Attacks you - Flavour Text Will Be Continued





. . .

INFANTICIDE

100 - INFANTICIDE -

* The train's sleek body moves through the subways with immense speed. You sit in the surprisingly pristine booth with velvet fabric cushioning you. 
* What a blissful feeling! <3
* A voice comes on in the intercom.
[ * If any luggage is forgotten, I'm not dealing with that.. I don't get paid enough, simple as that. ]
[ * Put the crayons down. ]
[ * This is for my drawing! ]
[ * Put the crayons down. ]
[ * This is for my drawing! ]


'Till the break of dawn~♫⋆｡♪

* i HATE you with all of my SOUL.
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Flp by @2uye
3rd times the charm
art by @ph4nt0m1

Dissension // breakdown. [3]

Megaloclamour cover (Sandfied)

I'm sorry, I don't know how to do Megalovanias-- but I try

Asriel megaloooooo

redmegalo4

Boredom hit me so hard that it made me make this thing. Also touhou guitars are peak.

CREDITS:
- Undertale by Toby Fox
- Underfell by Underfella

- OG "Inevitable" by @sebastian-casapia
(https://soundcloud.com/sebastian-casapia/inevitable-v3)
- Art by me, the rg

Underfell - Inevitable (take)

* Never say never.
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FLP by @mugger_16
Original song by @juora
Sans Encounter by @nik2656
Dustbelief by Aude Javel
Art by Mwehster
Edits by me

WATERFALL ENCOUNTER.

Start Menu Pitch Reversed

Fallen Down Pitch Reversed

Uwa So Temperate Pitch Reversed

midi is back at the start of my first account. a long time ago.

Ruins Pitch Reversed (Updated)

https://soundcloud.com/flar-ex-on/sets/forgive-us-for-our-sins
Wow! Everyone seems to love this new AU, including me! So I made another song for it! Hope you enjoy!
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this au is a sin and we are its followers

[UpsideDownTale] Pathetic House That You Shouldn't Try This In

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Flp by @user-5663931300

[Upsidedowntale] Don't fall down MT. Ebott at home.

square arku razumi
cover art @a-few-screws-loose

Closurecord: Office Closed - BIPOLAR: Redux

nothing really to say. the songs bad i guess.
stay safe...uhh yeah thats it.
see ya.

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Old account due to previous accounts' minutes loss.
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