The main difference between Comics Jughead and Riverdale Jughead is in how lucky they are. Comics Jughead walks through life untouched, as though protected by supernatural forces, whereas Riverdale Jughead is beset by so many struggles and setbacks that his life basically qualifies as a Black Comedy at this point. These facts have given rise to what I call the MULTIVERSE JUGHEAD CONNECTIVITY THEORY-- through magic, probably Sabrina the Teenage Witch's, all print versions of Jughead are protected by a reality-warping field that absorbs any suffering or bad things that might happen to them. Now, since matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed, all that suffering has to go somewhere, and now we finally know where; Riverdale Jughead is basically a supernatural suffering repository. All the bad things that would normally happen to other Jugheads happen instead to him. He suffers so that other Jugheads don't have to.

Memory Lane winds its way to undiscovered stars as Josie and the Pussycats travel the galaxy on an endless journey home. Someone, please, save them. They're really Bleep-ing it up out there.

Memory Lane 12 - Josie And The Pussycats In Outer Space

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 132: Miss Teen Riverdale; written by Aaron Allen & Chrissy Maroon, directed by Michael Goi

Lets get things back on track and enter the home stretch. Ethel becomes one of the gals. Alice ascends to her final form. Evelyn is just grouchy to be here.

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Episode 132: Miss Grumpy Pants USA

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 133: Stag; by Ryan Terrebonne, directed by Rob Seidenglanz

Archie and Reggie explore the universe inside. Toni and Cheryl pursue their hobbies. Betty gets closer and farther from her family. This one was really made for the benefit of a trailer, huh?

Episode 133: I'm Horny as Heck

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 134: A Different Kind of Cat; by Ariana Jackson & Evan Kyle; directed by Kevin Rodney Sullivan

Josie McCoy Returns! As she does every other year. And she's great! As she is every other year. Meanwhile, Betty does some hands-on research and we talk about The Archies (2023).

Episode 134: Hocus Pocus and Human Sacrifice

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 135: For a Better Tomorrow by Ted Sullivan & Greg Murray; directed by Gregory Smith

In a mad dash to beat the deadline, our most pressing plots get resolved. All at once. Like your homework was due yesterday. Palladium!

Episode 135: I'd Be in a Refridgerator

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 136: The Golden Age of Television by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Tessa Leigh Williams, directed by Tara Dafoe

Alice reads a book. Veronica reads a comic. Everyone watches TV. Never end ending.

Episode 136: I'm Buzzin' Reg

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 137: Goodbye, Riverdale; written and directed by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

It's the end, in a series of endings. What is left to say? What is left to do? (Find out next time)

Episode 137: Riverdale Will Always Be There

How do you say goodbye? How do you send off a period of your life, full of change, full of memories? How do you give tribute to all that came before? After Riverdale attempted its impossible task, we have tried it ourselves.

It's not the song that saved our world
But it's the song whose melody
It keeps you in my heart
It brings you back to me
This is our song.

Bonusodes

Bonus 17: Finale

As promised, we took the chance to ask Chad Michael Murray himself about Edgar Evernever. His answers will shock you (unless they don't). We also talk about some other experiences at C2E2 2024, and digress into the sacred state of uncle-hood.

Please listen to The Disappearances of Lydia Fontayne and join the mailing list at https://www.lydiadisappears.com/

Bonus Episodes

Bonus 18: BREAKING EDGAR EVERNEVER NEWS

We're out of backlog for Space Puppets at the moment with Chip still settling in to his move to Finland, but we've got a new Best Of compilation for our coverage of the second half of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders!

At the start Grant also talks about The Disappearances of Lydia Fountayne, a new audio drama that he will playing a part in. You can find that at https://www.lydiadisappears.com/
The show will launch on June 3rd.

Dogs Must Die

Episode 90.1: Best of Stardust Crusaders in Egypt

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast
This episode covers Chapter 13: The Sweet Hereafter by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Lee Toland Krieger
The mysteries have been solved and our beloved teens have time to take a look at themselves and their relationships. Jughead gets a new look. Veronica gets a playmate. Fred gets a [SPOILER]

The Sticky Maple recipe: https://pastebin.com/5ADbm0Lp
Riverdale’s Betty Cooper Is Way Preppier Than She Was in the Comics by Lauren O'Neal: https://www.racked.com/2017/5/11/15499912/riverdale-betty-cooper-archie-comics-tomboy-preppy

Episode 13: Greek Suburban Tragedy

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