“and anyway, if nothing else, everything that happened brought us here. the stuff we're about to do, whatever it is, wouldn't be possible otherwise. and that feels pretty important, if you ask me!”

Vs John Egbert

Prankster

“I DON'T KNOW WHY MOST OF OUR FRIENDS ARE SUCH PSYCHOS.”

Vs Karkat Vantas

Carcinized

”WH3N DO3S H3 G3T TO B3 TH3 H3RO, TH4T'S WH4T 1 W4NT TO KNOW >:D”

Vs Terezi Tyrope

Red Glare

“ii'll ju2t be over here waiitiing two diie wiith diigniity, ok well maybe iit'2 two late for that, but ju2t diie ii gue22, and y'all can 2uck iit biitche2.”

Vs Sollux Captor Featuring Eridian Ampora and Feferi Peixes

Dual2par

This is so much better. It seems there are lots of secret trickstery gimmicks concealed in OH SHIT THERE GO THE CARDS

Vs John Egbert (Wise Guy Slime Suit)

Shade

"Son. if you are reading this, it means you have not touched YOUR CAKE. Do not go playing with your friends on an empty stomach, remember. I am so proud of you."

Vs Dad Egbert

Abjure

"i'm still not really sold on this friendship thing yet. But i've got to go now and get on with my petty little quests. So talk to you in the future i guess. Jerkface."

Vs John Egbert, cover of Showtime!

Showtime!

DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING DO THE WINDY THING

Vs John Egbert (Heir Of Breath)

Windything

"Stabby Abby, actually"

Vs Abby, of Sburb.exe

Candycorn

"AS IN HMM HOW VERY, VERY FUCKING INTERESTING INDEED"

karkat vs terezi, based on OpenBound

Textbox

“I don't look at it that way. I'm approaching it from a standpoint of responsible historical documentation. Don't you think people in the future will want to know about our story?”

Vs Rose Lalonde

Gin and Needles

“why are we so fucking awesome”

Vs Dave Strider

Record Scratch

“im starting to remember the things she told me so vividly now
its amazing what a creative project can do to get your mind turning”

Vs Jade Harley

Sunshatter

"Water Wasn't Very Hard For Me To Come By But For You I Don't Know"

Vs Kanaya Maryam

Dearest Darling

“honk honk honk :o)”

Vs Gamzee Makara

MiRaClEs :0]

“:33 < its hard to explain, maybe cats think diffurntly, but trolls tend to be pretty cautious about expressing their f33lings when it comes to the flushed quadrant”

Vs Equius Zahhak

Pouncegreet

You made this town what it is after all. Wasn't nothin' but a bunch of dust and rocks before you got here.

Vs Pico

Clockwork

Vantablack

So Awesome

"I can't wait for future you to future kiss my ass!" 

Vs Jade Harley in the cold

Frost

"What outcome would you like the most?"

Rose vs Jack

Grimoire

"Blech. What a sno8. You're worse than my meddley meddler meddlefriend."

Vs Robo-Aradia

Br8kage

"wHEN YOU'RE REALLY COLD SHIT FLUSHED FROM DERSE"

Vs Tavros

Fiduspawn

"bro. roof. now. bring cal. where doing it man. where MAKING IT HAPPEN"

Vs Bro Strider

Abscond

A mother will do whatever is best for her children. 

Vs Mom Lalonde

Abstain

"who cares about anything!!! who cares about my birthday, or nic cage, or this boat full of idiots. JUST. WHO. CARES."

vs John Egbert. A fan song adopted for the full mod 

Gusher

"I only post the best Hussie Hints in this Homely Stuck world!"

Vs Hussie Hints featuring John Egbert

Hinter

"Wait...this is the title?"

EGDEATJ ATTACK GRAAAHHHH

Egdeatj Attack!

You are one of the top Problem Sleuths in the city. Solicitations for your service are numerous in quantity. Compensation, adequate. It is a balmy summer evening. You are feeling particularly hard boiled tonight.

Vs the Problem Sleuth

Sleuth

Each dark pocket, in time, will be filled.

Vs Doc Scratch

Scratch

Ya wanna listen to the adventures of Homestuck but love FNF as well?

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