WHY.

Just some random mashup i made. :P

Things used :
- Katrina and The Waves - Walking On Sunshine
- Sherbet Land - Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games

Walking On Sherbet Land

deadkong

Nice Of The Princess To Invite Us Oppa For A Picnic

Whoa hey now that OMEGA's gone I have a bit more space on this account

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Songs Used:

The Seatbelts - Tank!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto

Wario Battle remix by George Diamond
https://soundcloud.com/george-diam/super-mario-land-2-wario
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Wario Bebop

Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it

Did you say, "Same BPM?"

Why do these songs go so fucking well together

Sources:
Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours
Before My Body is Dry from Kill la Kill
Rules of Nature from Metal Gear Rising
Linkin Park - In The End

Before My Baby is Yours

Pretty old mashup from March that I held off on uploading because I was too lazy to do the thumbnail until now

Some Nights - FUN
All Star - Smash Mouth
Walkin' On The Sun - Smash Mouth

Some Mouths

It's been one week since September 21st

Teen Drinking is Very Bad

I Write Sins Not Toxicities

I have no excuse for this (Hat in Time X Cha Cha Slide)

"You'll always be with me.

And you'll always be my Kong."

Transcript for the lyrics:
https://pastebin.com/CY9S283u

SiIva post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZiss7k74iI

Sources used:
"DK Rap" - Donkey Kong 64
"Unknown from M.E." - Sonic Adventure
"See You Again" - Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth
(also loud nigra lmao)

CG Again (DK Rap x Wiz Khalifa)

Saw a funny craigslist ad for this and had to read it

[full text]

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.

The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Let’s talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope

Sunroof: nope

Fancy wheels: nope

Rear view camera: nope...but it’s got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn’t give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.

You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.

This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do:

Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes

Rent a car: it IS a car

This car’s got history. It’s seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It’s not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.

Interesting facts:

This car’s exterior color is gray, but it’s interior color is grey.

In the owner’s manual, oil is listed as “optional.”

When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary “Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla”

You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.

Favorite food: spaghetti

Favorite tv show: Alf

Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It’s as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It’s as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills.

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, “It’s a Corolla. It’s fine.”

Let’s face the facts, this car isn’t going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn’t the car you want, it’s the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

[Reading] 1999 Toyota Corolla Craigslist ad

with the added benefit of it being a jojoke

same key AND same BPM

𝘚𝘰 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴, 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘵, 𝘸𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴, 250 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦'𝘷𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘭, 𝘐'𝘮-𝘐'𝘮 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘥. 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸. 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴... 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦. 

fr tho u guys are cool and thanks to all of you

Turn Down For Crabs

Vanilla Ice's Bizarre Adventure

Lyrics:

Maybe I'll be DK
I'm already DK
What about Donkey Kong?
I'm already Donkey Kong
I'll be Cranky
Nerf Cranky
You're right. So, Kremling
I wanna be Kremling
Maybe I'll be Peanuts
I'm already Peanuts
What about Pineapples?
I already chose Pineapples
I have an idea
What's your idea?

Take it to the Fridge!

WHY.

Rephrigerator