most liberal pirate shanty i have ever listened to and it was pretty funny

I Love The Whole World (Full Version)

Save Me - Globus

This is performed by David Coffin. All credit goes to him. Here is a video of him performing it live: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw

 Please support this artist as he is incredibly talented.

Roll The Old Chariot Along

06TheUltimateShowdownofUltimate

Key & Peele - Pirate Chantey

DOWNLOAD HERE https://chrisraygun.bandcamp.com/track/aint-no-rest-for-the-triggered

LYRICS

Well I shared a thought online
It was an innoucuous tweet
I didn't really think much of it at the time
But then a couple of days later
I was fired from my job
And the reason left me well beyond surprised

Someone had taken what I said
Wrote a ridiculous op-ed
And spread it all over the goddamn internet
I came in contact with the author
And I asked her, "Hey, what gives"
She messaged me and this is what she said,
"Oh, there ain't no rest for the Tiggered
We're easily displeased
We've got hair to dye
We've got tears to cry
Please gimme your sympathy
No I won't let loose, I get my news
From places like Salon
No there ain't no rest for the triggered
Donate to my patreon"
Not even fifteen minutes later
I had come across a crowd
It was a protest over something someone said
They called for the resignation
Of a man who seemed quite patient 
In explaining what it was he really meant
Apparently the crowd was mad
That he didn't wanna ban
Halloween costumes that might have offended some
When I tried to intervene
A lady lunged out right at me
She summoned some muscle, and then began to hum 
So now a couple hours passed
I'm walking up to my front door
But from my peripheral vision I could see
That a man had dropped his keys
And like a gymnist on trapeze
I caught them in mid-air and said, "Sir, you dropped these"
He turned around in pure disgust
He said, "I'm not even a man
I'm a bigendered girl with manly tendencies"
I said, "Okay, Sir, whatever"
And he called up the police
Now I'm serving six to ten cuz I dared to disagree


Ain't No Rest For The Triggered

The Jolly Rogers - The Flying Dutchman

What Will We Do With a Drunken Sailor?

Chumbawamba - El Fusilado

A song by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq.
Part of his 'Awkward Encounters While Walking My Dog' album, I enjoyed it and thought I should share it.

I've No More F's to give

Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone, and lift our voices in another Irish drinking song!

WE'LL DANCE AND SING AND FIGHT UNTIL THE EARLY MORNING LIGHT
THEN WE'LL THROW UP, PASS OUT, WAKE UP, AND THEN GO DRINKING ONCE AGAIN

Key & Peele - Pirate Chantey

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