I do not own this track. All credit go to Shirk Haunted, the creator/s. Markiplier's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYzPXprvl5Y-Sf0g4vX-m6g

Want more Markiplier? I uploaded a soundtrack not long ago called Smash and Mark is the announcer!!

Shirk Haunted (Markiplier's Outro)

I do not own this soundtrack. All credit goes to the creator - WAV35HAPERS.

Great Journey

I do no own this soundtrack. All credit goes to the creator/s, Technoaxe. Jacksepticeye's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYzPXprvl5Y-Sf0g4vX-m6g

I'm everywhere (Jacksepticeye's Outro)

I do not own this soundtrack. All credit goes to the creator/s Virtual Riot. SkyVsGaming's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvMQn4d_RFWYShDBCbeuuxw

Stargarden (SkyVsGaming's Outro)

I do not own this soundtrack. All credit goes to it's creator/s Science Blaster. The Game Theorist's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo_IB5145EVNcf8hw1Kku7w

SpellingPhailer (The Game Theorist's intro)

I do not own this soundtrack. All credit goes to the creator/s Kevin MacLeod. Sethbling's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8aG3LDTDwNR1UQhSn9uVrw

Cipher (Sethbling's Outro)

I do not own this soundtrack. All credit goes to it's creator/s GoldSolace. GoldSolace's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4ofB_pnQeQGTXvzkp2joGQ
Deadlox's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8D3BeV7T9LEXQF2xieS46g

Staring At The Sun (Deadlox's Intro)

I do not own this Audio Track. All credit goes to StarBomb, the creator/s.

Lyrics:

It was a beautiful day and everyone was excited, there was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited.
Luigi stood up and said; "listen everyone, I love you guys. You are my best friends in the world, you make me glad to be alive!"

Announcer: Excuse me, hi there. I'm the announcer for a fun new family game; it's called Super Smash Brothers

Luigi: That sounds nice, how do we play?

Announcer: Well first I'm gonna walk you into a world of hate and war. Where you'll assault everyone you have ever known and loved before!

Luigi: I don't think I want to do that.

Announcer: Oh, come on it'll be a bet.  Now grab all your little friends, coz it is time to up to mother fucking SMASH!!

Luigi: Wait no!

Lets go! Kick the shit out of your friends!

Luigi: That's not cool..

Have a blast as you beat their ass n' (I don't know this part sorry) 3, 2, 1 SMASH!!
Mario, hey bro AHHHH, got chode, he penis grew 200% I GAVE THEM CHODE!!

Luigi: Can't be all just get aloong?

Absofuckinglutely now that you gotta SMASH!!

The park was destroyed, a hundred bystanders dead. Kirby held Donkey Kong captive in his huge disgusting head Fox said; "Hey Mario, stop crying, just suck up and fight instead!"

Luigi: I'm Luigi all these blood-stains make my overalls look red.

Sonic looked tough, so Link kicked him in the stuff. The madness of cold-blooded murder'd over taken JigglyPuff! He blasted Bowser to infinity with one massive-ass hit! Then he look three Falcon-Punches like it wasn't even shit!

Luigi: Is the time almost over? I can't tell my face is mashed.

Announcer: Don't worry Luigi the clock says 4, 3, 2, 1 GO!!

Luigi: This blows

You know it Mario and Peach, she thought you were screwed

Luigi: YOU'RE MY OWN BROTHER!!!!

Pickachu's made us fuckin' cute, when he's trying you electrocute you.

PIKA PI!!!!

Samus, is pissed you got a small amount of dude in a suit.

Samus: Oh you're dead bitch!

Luigi: That is the last the god-damn chode!

Announcer: Oh shit, I think Luigi's gonna fuckin' SMASH!!!

Luigi: Hey look at me now! I'm beatin' my friends. I have to regret. This is the fuckin' best!! Yes I can see now! We're havin' fun in the end. Now it all makes sense.....

I guess, just because we smash eachother, doesn't mean we're not brothers..
(Punch)
Ah, Mario. You suck!

Mario: BITE me!!

Smash (ft. Markiplier)

I do not own this Audio Track. All credit goes to Starbomb, the creator/s.

Lyrics:
Link: My name is Link y'all Im straight outta Hyrule.
Been on the force of good since 1986. Old school.
I'm bringin' you a laid back summertime jam.

Old Man: Hold on a minute Link!

Link: Hey, what's up Old Man?

Old Man: I see that you're embarking on another epic quest.
You're gonna use your Ocarina to rescue the Princess.
But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss.
It's dangerous to go alone take THIS!!!

Link: Oh thanks old man that is really very nice.
I can always count on you for help and friendly advice,
though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size... oh god that's not a sword, it's your dick in disguise!

Old Man: Yes, I can't lie I have painted my shween.
Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean!
Wait a minute Link! Don't leave the cave, where do you think you're going?
This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing!

Link: That was weird but whatever there is no time to loose.
I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove.
Wait this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City!
This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty.
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction.
Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned.
I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do!

Old Man: Hold on a minute Link!

Link: Old man is that you?

Old Man: This is a place you can't survive with just your sword and your wits..
It's dangerous to go alone. Take THIS!!!

Link: Well that's really kind of DUH that's your wrinkled dick again!!
Look I know I wear a tunic, but I'm not into men!!

Old Man: Don't be that way bitch, let me introduce you.
To my three best friends: Mr. Johnson and the juice crew.
If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her,
so why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber?

Link: OH MY GOD!!!
I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late !!
Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am!

Old Man: Hold on a minute Link!!

Link: GodDAMNIT OLD MAN!!!!

Old Man: You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss.
It's dangerous to go alone take....

Link: NO! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A... NOT TOUCHIN' YOU'RE WIL.. STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE!
GEEZ!!
COMIN'IN HERE TELLING ME YOU GOTTA WEEWEE WEAPON!! IT'S NOT COOL, I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH IT, I'M NOT GONNA SPLEARGH NOOOOOOO!!!!

Old Man: So's that a no on the hand job or... ok

It's Dangerous to Go Alone - Starbomb

I do not own this soundtrack. All credit goes to Hollywood Principle, the creator/s.
This is an awesome!! It's because of Rocket League that I love this track so much!! If you do not have Rocket League, GET IT! It's amazing!!!

Firework - Hollywood Principle (Rocket League)

I do not own this track. All credit goes to Johnny Medlar, the creator/s. This soundtrack was requested by user29401845.

Lyrics: 

Gather 'round 'ye people, and mind you listen well. I got an epic tale to tell you, from the land of Tamriel. I was travelling north of Cyrodil, in the province of Skyrim. I had just arrived in Whiterun, and that's where I met him. Well to me he looked like just another guard, walking down the street. But to him it seemed I stuck right out, like a bald Khajiit. And he walked right up to me, with a look of Nostalgia in his eye. He said "We are not so different, you and I". Then he said

"I USED TO BE, an adventurer like YOU!! But then I TOOK AN arrow IN THE knee!" "Just ask ANY OF my FELLOW GUARDS, they'll tell you that it's TRUE!" "That I TOOK AN arrow IN the knee!"

Well he told me that he was on duty, so he couldn't stay to chat. Someone stole a sweetroll, and he was investigating that. I said "Don't let me hold you up sir" and then we parted ways. I mumbled to myself, "This is looking like one of those days". I was feeling kind of tired, decided to head right for the Inn. But I'd never been here before, didn't know what direction it was in. I walked up to another guard, and asked him where I could find a bed. He looked at me, then he smiled, and then he said...

"I USED TO BE, an adventurer like YOU!! But then I TOOK AN arrow IN THE knee!" "Just ask ANY OF my FELLOW GUARDS, they'll tell you that it's TRUE!" "That I TOOK AN arrow IN the knee!" "AN ARROW IN THE KNEEEeeeEEE!" "AN arrow in the knEEEEEEeeeeee!"

The first one was kind of random. But now I was freaking out. I was thinking I should run away, or use a Dragon Shout. I was starting to calm down, and that's when I looked and saw... another guard coming right toward me! That's when I said "FUS RO DAH!" Well in retrospect, that turned out to be not the greatest plan. Now I'm sprinting for the stables - running as fast as I can. But it's just my luck - the stable master knows how to use a bow. Now he's aiming for my legs! "OH NooOOoo!

"I USED TO BE, an adventurer like YOU!! But then I TOOK AN arrow IN THE knee!" "Just ask ANY OF my FELLOW GUARDS, they'll tell you that it's TRUE!" "We've all TAKEN arrows in the knee!" "An arrow in the KNEEEEeeeeEEEE!" "An arrow in the knEEEEEEeeeeee!" (so VERY painful!) "I USED TO BE, an adventurer like YOU!! But then I TOOK AN arrow IN THE knee!" "Just ask ANY OF my FELLOW GUARDS, they'l tell you that it's TRUE!" "We've all TAKEN arrows in the knee!" "An arrow in the KNEEEEeeeeEEEE!" "An arrow in the KNEEEEEEeeeeee!" "An arrow in the KNEEEeeeEEE!" "An arrow in the KNEEEEEEeeeeee!"

An Arrow In The Knee - Johnny Medlar (Skyrim)

I do not own this track. All credit goes to Swinin' Ape Studios, the creator/s.

Metal Arms - A Glitch In The System

I do not own this soundtrack. All credit goes to Swingin' Ape Studios. This soundtrack was requested by user74921894.

Attack Of The Mils - Metal Arms

I do not own this track. All credit goes to Starbomb the creator/s.

Lyrics:

Ryu: Hey Ken!

Ken: What's happenin', you?

Ryu: You know I think that you're a fuckin' dick right?

Ken: Yeah.

Ryu: Well I think we should settle this shit once and for all with a rap battle to the death.

Ken: Ok.

Ryu: Do you think you could stop eating penis long enough to do that?

Ken: Probably.

Ryu: Alright, let's DO DIS!!

Round 1! RAP!

Ryu: FUCK YOU KEN, you're such a little fuckin' bitch. I'm gonna break your fucking' spine in half and THROW YOU IN A DITCH! Start up a fuckin' beat and drop the mother fucking base, so I can shoot a load of Hadouken all over your face! I'll break your glass jaw man, like it was made of fuckin' straw, man, shredding you up worse than Vega fapping with his claw hand! Cammy and Chun-Li don't think you're sexy at all! They're both comin' home with me, one for each of my balls! Like the bonus round car, your ass is getting destroyed! My cock is more swollen than Zangief's thyroids! Your dick's three inches hard, I'm working with a soft ten! So what you gonna mother fuckin' say to me Ken!?

Ken: I really don't appreciate those things that you just said. I was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful. And I just, I, I just think that maybe - Yo, an apology, is, in order!

Round 2! RAP!

Ryu: It's, my, honest suspicion, you're gonna want a physician. Only morticians are the one to help your future conditions. Cause me whoopin' on your ass is a time honored tradition, so now I'll do even faster in the TURBO EDITION!! Watch your back, bitch, I'm gona make you scream. My dick shoots farther than the arm of Dhalsim, just like Sagat's chest, you're gonna need a skin graft. Now please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my SHAFT! My rhymes are fat, like the sumo E. Honda, I'm the king of dick jungle with my giant anaconda. Harness my Chi, beat your ass with a Dao, so what you gonna mother fuckin' SAY TO me now!?

Ken: Alright, two can play at that game, dick-penis man! Can you lose to me in a rap battle? Shoryuken! He he, he he.

Ryu: HADOUKEN!!

Ken: AH, you have proven that you are the best, you have Hadoukened,  a giant, hole in my chest. 

Ryu: Hey, you did it! You rhymed on beat!

Ken: Oh, yeah, cool!

Ryu: Great job, man! I knew you could do it!

Ken: Thank you so much, I appreciate it!

Ryu: TATSUMAKI SENPUKYAKU!

Ken: my scrotum's...

Ryu Vs Ken Rap Battle

I do not own this track. All credit goes to Mandopony, the creator/s.

Noticed (Five Night's at Freddy's 1)

I do not own this track. All credit goes to Shigeru Miyamoto and Takashi Tezuka, the creators.

Zelda Theme Song

I do not own this track. All credit goes to Starbomb, the creator/s.

Luigi's Ballad

Something Strange (Luigi's Mansion song)

I do not own this track. All credit goes to Random Encounters, the creator/s.

Five Nights At Freddys's The Musical ft. Markiplier (Night 1)

I do not own this track. All credit goes to Stephen Hillenburg, the creator. This track was requested by Hacker1.

I'm a Goofy Goober - Spongebob

Five Nights At Freddys's The Musical ft. Markiplier (Night 2)

I do not own this track. All credit goes to John Siegler, the creator.

Original PokeRap

I do not own this track. All credit goes to Lindsey Stirling and William Joseph, the creators

Halo Theme Song

I do not own this track. All credit goes to Tobuscus, the creator.

Sorry if the icon is blury, it was the only good one I could find.

GET BLOODY - Tobuscus

I do not own this track. All credit goes to Tobuscus, the creator.

BEATBOX REMIX - Tobuscus

I do not own this track. All credit goes to Antoine Lavenant, the creator.

This track was requested by KILLER & BoomShuckallucka, my Steam Friends.

Street Figher - TheDiamondMinecart (Dubstep Remix)

I do not own this track. All credit goes to StarBomb, the creator/s.

Lyrics if you can't follow along with the song;

My name is Ash Ketchum baby, my life is back on track.
But I've been in the hospital, since Pika shot me in the sack.
And I don't know all the new Pokemons

Brock: Yo bro, I can help you with that.

Ash: Hey Brock. I'll do all the singing and you take care of the raps.

Brock: All right, let's go!

Picachu, Squirtle, Venasaur, Arcanine, Diglett, JigglyPuff, Muk

Ash: Oh, I know these guys.

Brock: Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle, Ranchbreath, TurkeyBurger, Beefhead, Clyde.

Ash: wow

Brock: Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese, Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbrick, Commonwhore, Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase, Nickleback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door.

Ash: Are, are you serious? You're not making up, those are real?

Brock: Ha ha, you know it bro. Gotta catch 'em all.

Ash: Well it seems new types of Pokemon are comin' out really fast.

Brock: Oh, there are more.

Ash: Really? Wait, I'm immediately sorry, that I asked.

Brock: We've got,

Jigglystuff, AdamsApple, Frognut, Waterbottle, Candyass, Tracklighting, Pickadilly, Man, Lamborguineapig, Artstudent, Tickleburn, FlavorSavor, Trainlick, CoffeMunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan. Wondernug, Telechubby, RaverMouse, Milk Stain. Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, PonySquirt, OilyShorts, Dadsweater, PapaSquat. Hairystump, Wetsocks, Shatternut, Noodlearm, Shirt.

Ash: We're running out of ideas and I can't take any more!

Brock: Don't worry, there are only a couple left.

Ash: How many?

Brock: Uh, 300,064.

Ash: Noooo.....

Brock: Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguemint, Pillowbite, Drumsolo, ActuallySatan, Weenisfriend, Dinobooty, Xanajew, CleverGirl, Straight up Toilet, Whalesnail, Fiddlyfaddlybiddlybaddilydiddilydoodilyhiddilyhoodily. Snaggletuch, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatulander, ThumaUrman, Bunchanugget, Manglorubber, Catdeer. Fuglyrump, PhlegmyCough, WhiskerToes, Chocolatefart, Freenburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychurk, Beer.

Ash: Fuck it, you know what? I'm going back to the hospital. (Gunshots) AAAHH!! My sack. My sweet sweet sack.

New Pokemon Rap - StarBomb

I do not own this track all credit goes to Random Encounters, the creator/s.

You wanted FNAF? Here it is... Night 3 of the Five Nights at Freddy's The Musical series I've been uploading

Lyrics coming soon!

It's taking me a long time for me to make the lyrics for ALL of my uploads but I will get them all eventually!

Five Nights At Freddys's The Musical (Night 3)

I know this isn't the actual Still Alive song from Portal but I cannot upload the actual version due to Copyright. Instead, this version is the Instrumental version and was played on a virtual piano, thus the reason why drums could still be played.

Still Alive - Portal (Synthesia)

I know this isn't the actual Want You Gone song from Portal 2 but I cannot upload the actual version due to Copyright. Instead, this version is the Instrumental version and was played on a virtual piano.

Want You Gone - Portal (Synthesia)

I do not own this track. All credit goes to PlayHouse, the creator/s. I would've recorded the video but the video starts immediately and is hard to record on time to the exact second which is what I normally do.

BITCH, I'M FABULOUS!!

Some of my soundtracks are actually videos if you download them! Here is the list of the soundtracks that are videos:
Want You Gone - Portal (Synthesia)
Still Alive - Portal (Synthesia)
Five Nights At Freddys's The Musical (Night 3)
New Pokemon Rap - StarBomb
BEATBOX REMIX - Tobuscus
GET BLOODY - Tobuscus
Five Nights At Freddys's The Musical ft. Markiplier (Night 2)
Five Nights At Freddys's The Musical ft. Markiplier (Night 1)
Luigi's Ballad
Ryu Vs Ken Rap Battle
It's Dangerous to Go Alone - Starbomb
Smash (ft. Markiplier)

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