Lyrics
Riding through the sands and burning tides
I attack the payload with force
On the road like against the army
My grapple will glide

Watch my gun, don't get in the way
Just watch your step as I'm bigger than you
On the run from the cops, yeah I'm still on the top
That payload won't get through until I take a few more bodies

I'm on the road again
I've got the chains and guns
Feel the pain my attack remains
I'm just a junkyard animal with a motor fuelled with rage
Feel the pain I've gone insane

Junkyard Animal

RE RE RE REMIX! I'm much happier with this project now! It's two of the most iconic orange cats with a love for layered foods duking it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

SIR Rap Battles as Stampy
UBERocity as Garfield

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Arranged by Serena
Beat by Anywaywell

Art by Grasman
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special Thanks to Fightmarker, RaccoonBroVA, GnomeYT and YLFEthan

LYRICS:

Stampy (0:09)
Hello, this is Stampy, and welcome to a let’s play vid
Today we’re against the scrap pages of Jim Davis
Your schtick is being lazy? That’s mundane
Not feeling up to battling? Must be a case of Mondays!

Your owner’s Jon, but your plot points Aren’t-Buckled
Seems your continuity has Garfield Kart-trouble
Since 2012, I’ve been on that Minecraft star hustle
Born in ‘76, and yet you’ve fallen to a Paws struggle

From Murray to Pratt, you’ve an array of casts
But with your production rights, away they’ve been passed
Sony, Fox, Paramount, and plastered on newspapers
This sellout amounts to having mastered reduced labor

And you’re the comic Guinness backs? I must really need a break
Eat you in minutes on this track as if you were a piece of cake
There are limits that I lack, fighting googlies I attack
Sic my dogs onto your back, since I know they make you quake

Garfield (0:47)

Yawn About time you wrapped up your verse
Ehh, I’ve heard worse, but now allow me to converse
Try to keep viewers immersed, but all your content is rehearsed
You wanna leave a mark on YouTube? Try to Hit the Target first

You sure run a Lovely World with all the helpers you’ve locked out
Man, you’re filled with even more crap than your dog house
Speaking of dogs, you’ve got too many to handle
Left some more dead than a Minecrafter’s channel

You used to be a hit, anyone can attest
Then you took a harder hit than you did with Wonder Quest
Think you’ve got fans on your pages? Be realistic, kid
The ink is going hard on mine like a ballistic squid

Now I’ll be taking names like we’re in the Love Garden
Lost memories are the only thing that heart’s guardin’
I’ve got one last thing that I need to tell you, dude
I bet Lee only left so he could hand the L to you

Stampy (1:24)
Don’t you dare threaten my canines, or else when the dust settles
You’ll be in the ground like you were some love love petals!
So you'd better quit the meddlin' with this MC veteran
I’ll cut your story short, like your show moved to Nickelodeon

If we’re talking dogs, you sure treat Odie like a rough one
No denying that this bully left him half his legs to walk on
If you keep sleeping in, you’ll be a zombie in this ordeal
Not even bone meal can bring your rep back from Gorefield

Entertaining kids for years, still at the peak of my genre
Your three-panel plots are cheesier than your lasagna
You’re impressing no one from that bed in which you’re comfortably curled
So make like Veeva: Dash the hell out of my Lovely World

Garfield (1:53)
Jeez, that writing was even worse than your book’s, chum
You’re looking Fidgety ‘cause that’s where you took your looks from
Your comedy’s more childish than all of Minecraft’s players
I like my comics like I like my lasagna: with layers!

Looking timid on the stage, why the Stampylongface?
You look like you in Story Mode: wrong time, wrong place
Started in FPS, but like your noms it’s only blanks you shoot
Look at the margins, and I’d bargain that you’re yesterday’s news

Write a better script for viewers if you’re hoping they’ll subscribe
I’m spitting fire on my papers like I’m smoking from a pipe
Not even Pooky likes this showman that was once an inspiration
But I guess the limit really was your imagination (Zzz)

Garfield vs Stampy Cat | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS [REDUX] (feat. SIR Rap Battles and UBERocity)

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casey william as opila bird
dilly as atari e.t.

written by dilly, casey william, 3ple
additional writing by m!cah
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by 3ple and anangrypenguin
cover art by shimario
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB

Opila Bird vs. Atari E.T. - Rap Battle! (2023)

[SFM] FNAF SONG  Five Nights   FabvL (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Poppy Sings A Song Part 2 (Poppy Playtime Video Game Parody)(Animation)

The demo track I recorded for Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown. Includes an early alternative version of Lucy's verse, as well as some alternative wording. "Suicide" had to be changed to get the video monetized.
Dated January 2024

Eric Cartman vs Charlie Brown - Eddie's Demo

Make Your Move

Make Your Move (Instrumental)

The Final Straw

The Final Straw (Instrumental)

i made this in like a couple days so its not as good as the others

TheToppo as Dandy and Banban

written, mixed, thumbnail by TheToppo

Produced by Anywaywell

Special thanks:
BlushCrunch Studios
Euphoric Brothers
Michael Stark

[Dandy verse 1]
Hi, welcome to Gardenview!
We get a lot of visitors, but I’ll pardon you
Cause you thought you could step up
To the Dandicus Dancifer dancing on you and your garten, dude!

So I’ll list things off because first up,
You were forgotten cause the players wanted to bird up
And second off, what’s the problem with your model?
Awful mess of polygons that can’t keep himself docile

You’re hostile, and when you tried to be a good person
You ended up looking like a zombie, it’s hurting
To see that some people actually enjoy you
Call me naughtified cause I’m here to destroy you

The Brothers’ games don't make anyone Euphoric
Started going with the joke like they used metamorphosis
Oh yeah! You would know about that, huh?
Turned into a demon so you had yourself trapped shut

[Banban verse 1]
I’m coming out of the sector to say this
Your whole silly to scary thing’s basic
I’m known to at least have respectability
You’re known to steal gameplay from Flee the Facility

Selling off gumballs but nobody bought them
Sitting and failing at making a profit
Yes I trapped myself shut, but you should shut your trap
Before I make you the second one Scrapped

You’re one to talk about being a demon
When after you’re lacking in tapes you start scheming
And while it’s true you’re talked about often
Is it really worth it when the topic’s what Rox did

Punchcrush vs BlushCrunch
Your fame’s just some dumb luck
You’re Twisted, you’re fucked up
And left alone for Sprunki stuff

[Dandy verse 2]
Ironic  you say I’m left alone
When you’re just a clone, a replacement for Flumbo

[Banban verse 2]
Pipe down, flower, I think I should mention
How you try and try and beg for attention

[Dandy verse 3]
Right back at you, you Play-Doh weirdo
More disgusting than the designs in Banban 0

[Banban verse 3]
Twisting me’s the only chance you have to beat me
But your Ichor’s worthless when you’re drowning in Gv

Dandy vs Banban - Rap Battle

Faceless - FNAF Original Song
Written by JRMusik
Music prod by JRMusik

Vocals by JRMusik (Ft. Muscape)

Video coming soon

[SFM] FNAF SONG Five Nights FabvL (Five Nights At Freddy's)

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