An acoustic version of Animaltronics, a song about the video game Five Nights at Freddy's.

Artwork by Rough Draft: https://twitter.com/RoughlyDraft

Lyrics:
Clean off the cobwebs, it's your time to shine
The operator says you've gotta keep them in line
The problem is that you're alone, no one to keep them away
You check the camera, eyes dart at the time
The room is getting colder, sending chills up your spine
There's something hiding in the dark and it wants you as its prey

You're running out of power
Because you can't stand up to these animaltronics
Nearing the final hour
Oh no, you can't stand up to these animaltronics

Your palms are sweaty, your fingers are numb
The beating of your heart is just as loud as a drum
You hear their footsteps down the hall, along with nursery rhymes
One's in the closet, the other's outside
They're inching ever closer and they know where you hide
The fox is coming out to play, you shut the door just in time

You can't control the shadows
Oh no, you can't stand up to these animaltronics
You're swinging from the gallows
Because you can't stand up to these animaltronics

You hear their wheezes and moans
Gargled noises come from the phone
Why won't they just leave you alone?
Unless they think your cover's been blown
So you'd better play dead!
So you'd better play dead!

Your arms are tired, your vision is crossed
You haven't kept control of all the power you've lost
The clock is slowly ticking down, you're almost out of the game
You lost your focus, the leader is gone
Maybe if you're careful you can hold out 'till dawn
If only you could tweak the odds, and not be subject to blame

You're running out of power
Because you can't stand up to these animaltronics
Nearing the final hour
Oh no, you can't stand up to these animaltronics
You can't control the shadows
Oh no, you can't stand up to these animaltronics
You're swinging from the gallows
Because you can't stand up to these animaltronics

Animaltronics (Acoustic Version)

The Stupendium - Ad Infinitum [Spamton G. Spamton Song]

https://youtu.be/RkSRyQ7RT90?si=RWPTDto_SlyguNV3

HERE TO ROCK - A Security Breach Parody Song

Once Upon a Time on a very special planet in a very special solar system things were far from ordinary when Underworld met Sade and made bittersweet love together.

No Ordinary Sola Sistem

A song about an experience at work.

Made in collaboration with Bonecage: https://www.youtube.com/user/jeffdutton10
Artwork by Rough Draft: https://roughdraftartblog.tumblr.com/

Lyrics:
Workin' hard in the springtime
It was time for a break
I took a seat in the food court
That was my first mistake
A middle aged man turned around to look at me
Without a second thought, he went and took the nearest seat
And said "Sorry, you looked a little like a friend"

I awkwardly chuckled and started to eat
But he insisted on absorbing my time
He asked me some questions, not very discreet
And then I looked in his eyes as they began to shine

He said:
You should be a baker
You should quit your job and learn to bake
Think of all the pastries you can make
When you're thirty-five
You should be a baker
Or work in the deli industry
Forget about the life you wanna lead
And take a page outta mine

I was no longer out in the sun
But I was covered in sweat
That awkward feeling deep inside me
Is something I won't forget
He told me "Working retail's a dead end job"
Which I was well aware, but dude, I ain't no slob
I got projects and goals I'm working hard to achieve

I couldn't keep contact with one single eye
While the other listed off to the side
I'm counting the seconds as they're ticking by
I wish I picked a better place to hide

He said, again:
You should be a baker
You should quit your job and learn to bake
Think of all the pastries you can make
When you're forty-five
You-hoo-hoo should be a baker
(You should be a baker man)
Or work in the deli industry
Forget about the life you wanna lead
And take a page outta mine

This conversation's been just fine
Do you wanna hang out sometime?
Croquembouche solo!

You should be a baker
You should quit your job and learn to bake
Think of all the pastries you can make
While you're still alive
You-hoo-hoo should be a baker
(You should be a baker man)
Or work in the deli industry
Forget about the life you wanna lead
And take a page outta mine

Water Kerfuffalo

You Should Be a Baker (feat. Bonecage)

A song about creative block.

Artwork by Addi Wallace: https://www.iceboxstore.com/

Lyrics:
Sittin' in my concrete crow's nest
Watchin' ideas fly by
Never make a lot of progress
No matter how hard I try

I can't climb down the mast
This thing was built to last
But they never put the stairs in
I've only got my mind
And a notepad, which you'll find
I'm constantly comparing

Sittin' in my concrete crow's nest
Watchin' ideas fly by
Never make a lot of progress
No matter how hard I try

I just can't break the mold
I've got no cards to fold
Nobody's even dealing
I've only got the sky
Though I think I'd have a better time
Staring at the ceiling

Sittin' in my concrete crow's nest
Watchin' ideas fly by
Never make a lot of progress
No matter how hard I try
Sittin' in my concrete crow's nest
Watchin' ideas fly by
Never gonna make much progress
So why do I even try

Toilet Mug

Concrete Crow's Nest

A song about birthdays.

Artwork by Radio.

Lyrics:
Did you know that it's your birthday?
Well, if you didn't, now you do
Because the people 'round you won't stop singing
Happy birthday to you

It must be great now that you're older
Think of all the cool things you can do
Now that your age is higher than the last year
Unless you were just born today
In which case all I will say
Is "Happy birthday to you"

You probably cannot drive a car
Unless you're old enough to drive a car
In which case you can
Although the limit is a little higher
You can say the same for alcohol
So don't steal my can

I guess it's time to bring the cake out
And all the different kinds of food
Here's to another year of you still breathing
Happy birthday to you

It's just too bad your Uncle Robby
Couldn't make it to the party
But he sends his regards
Knowing him, he'd probably show up drunk
And make remarks about your weight
Inside of your birthday card

And when the celebration's over
We will sit down, just me and you
And talk about the fact that you still live here
You need to clean your damn room
Learn how to handle a broom
Don't sit around like a slob
Please go apply for a job
So cut a slice of your cake
Coz 'til then all I will say
Is "Happy birthday to you"
Happy birthday to you!

General Purpose Birthday Song

A song about physical and mental health.

Artwork by Rough Draft: https://twitter.com/RoughlyDraft

Lyrics:
Hello
Mister Man-Upstairs
Can you come down here
And look at this TV?
Remote
Has run out of juice
The antenna's loose
And the dials are missing
So I can't turn it on
No, I can't turn it on

Chromatic aberration tends to make it worse
Than if you were there to see it in person
Gotta fix up the connection just to get it working again
Please get it working again

Hello
Mister Man-Downstairs
I'll be right down there
When I'm done with this TV
It shows
Nothing but reruns
And social medians
And times of sophistry
And I can't turn it off
No, I can't turn it off

Chromatic aberration tends to make it worse
Than if you were there to see it in person
Gotta fix up the connection just to get it working again
Please get it working again

Will we fix this all in time?
Clear it from the command line
Wrapped in salt and iodine
We will fix this all in time

Hello

Chromatic aberration tends to make it worse
Than if you were there to see it in person
Gotta fix up the connection just to get it working again
Chromatic aberration tends to make it worse
Than if you were there to see it in person
Gotta fix up the connection just to get it working again
Please get it working again

Chromatic Aberration

A song about conspiracy theorists.

Mastered by Angel Marcloid at Angel Hair Audio: https://www.angelhairaudio.com/
Artwork by Rough Draft: https://twitter.com/RoughlyDraft

Lyrics:
Hey man, can you hear me out?
I've got a little knowledge for you
I've noticed a few discrepancies and I thought I'd just inform you
I finally have it figured out
I found the last piece of the puzzle
Yes, you've been living in the dark and I'm the light deep in the tunnel

There are so many things that the world has taught to you
And FYI
I don't know why you believe it

Oh my God
I can't believe the stupid things you've said
Due to stupid things you've read
On the internet
Your take is flawed
There's nothing worse than thinking you're correct
When your story's such a wreck
And your account's in debt

"The sky isn't blue", they say
"It's particulate light refraction"
Well, I can't believe you've fallen for such ridiculous abstraction
Roses are red, violets aren't blue
They are actually light magenta
And hamburgers aren't made from ham
They are made from goat placenta

Guns give you cancer and fish can read your mind
Keanu Reeves
Is secretly pretty awesome

Oh my God
I can't believe the stupid things you've said
Due to stupid things you've read
On the internet
Your strokes are broad
Your foil hat's been poisoning your head
Like a fedora made of lead
A crown of low respect

Now I know it might seem strange
How can I be so sure without evidence?
It's not because I am deranged
I simply read The Onion, they're the only source that makes any sense

This is Big Company International, how can I help you?
Ah yes, can you put me on to the CEO, please?
Did you have an appointment, sir?
Oh, no, I don't believe in appointments.
Well, I'm sorry, but the CEO's a very busy man, so you'll have-
Oh, I'm well aware of how busy he is. I mean, I imagine it takes all day to apply the make-up to hide those lizard features of his.
Sorry, sir?

Oh my God
I can't believe the stupid things you've said
Due to stupid things you've read
On the internet
The world's a fraud
Autism's caused by glutens in your bread
And Jeffrey Epstein isn't dead
You have been misled
He's hanging out instead
With old Walt Disney's head

A song about the video game Final Fantasy VII, and its remake.
Note: Audio's been updated to the album master.

Mastered by Angel Marcloid at Angel Hair Audio: https://www.angelhairaudio.com/

Lyrics:
Where the beginning starts
We're on our way to a future we must see
A lot of moving parts
We'll break the chains and set the planet free

The city lights, so bright
You won't believe it's night
Whether above or below
But this artificial dawn
We've come to rely on
Is so much worse than you know

From one we all become
To live out all our hopes and dreams
And when our story's done
We'll return to the lifestream

All of the friends we've made
Will carry on and never go astray
A home to hide away
Won't stand for long without support in place

The city lights go out
Along with screams of doubt
As inhibitions implode
Now it's time to stand and fight
To find the holy light
And to return what is owed

From one we all become
To live out all our hopes and dreams
And when our story's done
We'll return to the lifestream
Whether down in the slums
Or out amongst a land of green
No matter where you're from
You'll return to the lifestream

At the drop of a feather
We can break the limits within
And if we work together
We can cleanse this world of sin

From one we all become
To live out all our hopes and dreams
And when our story's done
We'll return to the lifestream
Whether down in the slums
Or out amongst a land of green
No matter where you're from
You'll return to the lifestream

Return to the Lifestream

Portal 2 - The Wheatley Song

Internet musician guy from Australia! Mostly known for that one FNAF song, and maybe sometimes that one Undertale song.

Concrete Crow's Nest

Shadrow

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