Scaryaoke Parody of my favorite site, SheBay!

SheBay / Wierd Al Yankovic Parody of Parody

ShamStorm - Darude Sandstorm ReMastered

True to heart advice for the world still in the making. But in the interest of getting something out there, here ya go!

Jumped Blind - A ShamPayne original

I had an instrumental I produced thought it would sound similar to the opening synth of Futsal Shuffle. A simple key shift and IT WAS DEAD ACCURATE!!! As if my previous instrumentals were made for this song. Wow, does this guy have the best producer or what?? Hence, the 'accidentally remastered tag.' Lemme know if this is something you'd wanna see more of. I'm also looking to collab with fellow ambitious artists. Hit me up!

Fustal Shuffle Remake - Lil BuZi PerVert Football ShamFle

I will always have a soft spot for sci-fi! I've recreated the genre into ShamRock!! Science is how I roll...

Ben 10 Original Theme ReMastered

I finally grew a beard. Cept' mine's on acid apparently! xD

Peaceful Warrior

All in the interest of posting SOMETHING... This was meant to be the most trippy (seeingly Windows XP themed) drop yet!

ReImagined Ali - ShamShort Instru.

baby are you brown brown brown brown brown brown? (ad libs "ew! ew!")
BRow a a awwn, brah ah ah own? (ad libs "ew! ew!")
Even if the chai you make is brown.
BRow a a awwn, brah ah ah own? 

I hope she don't know,
Im praying to God she'll just go home!
her pussies like dough
I never asked for a fat rhino!

I'm tryna leave er behind cause she
pulled a knife, there's no escape! ("AHHH HELP!!") 
I never proposed or agreed, this must be a mistake??! ("you wish")

So baby make curry
make it tandoori
or else its not worthy
even if the rice bowls turning brown

Why arent you curvy?
Your makin me worry!
This Asian lady's flat flat flat flat flat,
flaaaaaaa ah ah ahhh ahht, flaaaaaaa ah ah ahht

damn it got me sad sad sad sad sad,
saaa ah ah ahh ad, saaa ah ah ad
hoped at least her ass was somewhat round

Is it to late?
to separate and find another date?
Cause I'm tryna get laid!
really wish you didn't cry cause I'm that cheap!

She pulled up a document
that says That I agreed!
I told her my mom had signed
She thought you had moneyyy? (the mahnneee)
(get outta this country Please !)

Your tits are not perky
gonna call my attorney
i hope to divorce see 
Told him I got scammed scammed scammed scammed scammed

get outta this country
your annoying and ugly

decieving pictures led me to your blouse
bla ah ah ahh owss, bla ah ahh owss

I wish my stoopid parents kicked you out
AH AH AH OUT, AH AH AH OUT!
Well They would if you were white and weren't brown

Dad please finish this track for me
Bail me outta this rap, please

Why must I intercede, you act like spoiled american
Stoopid white boy, do the drug and Unemployed, 
Got no money for the honey so I cook your dog with a side of bok choy
You die If I see you try to be the gay guy 
I kill you with a smile!, (HEHEHEI)   
While I'm watching your hentai (ooooooh, des da goot wahn)

I Build samsung, very cheap wahn! I break every one that belong to my stoopid sahn
and his mom is a shitti drivah we only drive like a honda/toyota!

Brown - Down Jay Sean Parody / ShamPayne Remastered - Incomplete

- GOD BLESS SHAMERICA. Mixed/sampled with other dubstep tracks featuring Different Heaven - Pentakill and Razihell - Skybreaker. I hope my airforce recruiter doesn't find this :o

National Anthem Dubstep DROP!!

This is truly a mix of art dating back to my Asian roots and complexity! To all of my viewers, I hope this mix finds you exhilarated. This track right here combines all of my favorite genres including Metal/Dubstep/EDM/traditional Asian shit my mom probly listens to/and sure as hell -NO RAP!! Kudos to Kradness to whom this iteration is based off of! And no, I sure as hell ain't a freakin' weeb!

SenbonZakura Remastered EDM Edition

($h@mPayne Hossayne) - Creativity/Adventure, I put that in my beats and make YOU envision your next adventure from within my music! ;-)

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