Boy In A Gown

Calamity Train

What should a Reindeer do?
Should he stay unhappy and feeling blue?
Should he flip the bird,
To the rest of the herd,
Now that he's a star?
What should a Reindeer say?
When all those Reindoe honeys come his way?
Should he turn them down,
And maybe wear a frown,
'Cause of who they are?

Let me tell you all about Rudolph,
Rudolph was one of the gang,
With an obese Narwhal that came from hull,
And an eight foot Elf with fucked up glands,
We were the social outcasts,
Star Trek and Dn'D,
Then old St Nick said 'Rudolph you're so sick,
Won't you please come along and be my lead?'

And all the reindeer loved him,
I heard the rejects say,
'He's becoming just like them
They're taking Rudolph away!'

What should a Reindeer do.....?

Now you gotta say this about Rudolph,
He didn't change in many ways,
He even brought a girl to our freaky geeky world,
'Till the Elf blew up and scared her away.
But all of us have got to make choices,
And all of us have got the same needs,
And if Rudolph wants to try,
On the other side,
Well who am I to disagree?

I remember him looking,
Back in his reject days,
At all the other Reindeer,
And their Reindeer games.....

What should a Reindeer do?

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