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Abby Hatcher Theme Song

Annoying Orange - First Day Of School

Little Shark Puppet: Game Of Life (VEVO)

Azia as Kirby
MetaMachine as Ditto
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan and Jofinity
Additional writing help by the SIR Rap Battles Crew
Mixed by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Beat by Anywaywell

Kirby (0:13):
Strolling by… oh hi! I’m Kirby! I think now it’s about time you know me
Sakurai’s trophy, spitting it cozy, you’re only used as a breeding tool - oh, jeez!
Just goes to show you’re below me - planet destroyer against some pink slime? (What?)
I'll just get a hold of the mic and rock Popstar with slick rhymes! (Oh!)
Masuda made you serve only one purpose, 
Go to the daycare lest you're rendered worthless
Laying some eggs to farm clones as a service
Just for a colour swap ‘mon people worship!
You fully reflect the games that they purchase
Copying plots and designs in each version
Though I’m the one with the power of circus
This Limber joke belongs in there for certain!


Ditto (0:40):
Seems Sakurai always designed you to suck; check Melee, can’t you see that?
Spent decades just hoping for some innovation, no wonder you’re stuck in Dreamland!
Getting milked with your spinoffs, yet they only buy mine
You remind me of Nova, you’re rotting over time
This bubblegum is just troublesome, better double up when you mumble some
While you were off stirring trouble up, I was breeding some with your mother, son!
You’re so babyish with the bars you’ve thrown
You make poyos sound like Pocoyo
Ditto with your games, ‘cause they all look the same
Even Pokemon Snap got more critical acclaim!
You could only square off if you swallowed Steve, your abilities don’t do jack
I’d only wish to transform into you if I want to sleep on your raps
Wanna talk smack ‘bout my design and shape? You’re just a placeholder, that’s that
I actually try to copy, while the most change you have is with your wack hats!


Kirby (1:18): 
You slaved away to a delusional guy then died to the gas that he used in his schemes
Leaving your fans much to be desired, they should check in at the Fountain of Dreams

Ditto (1:25):
Your titles are walks in the Poképark
I’ve seen better ball shapes in a Poké Mart
Unrivalled in drip, just check my IVs
While an IV drip’s what you're gonna need!

Kirby (1:32):
Ripping off’s only what you do, it seems 
Down B for attack, you’re just down for Zs
Clobber you like I did King Dedede
Won't absorb your style, you're sloppy like Gooey
I bring joy to players, amazed by my cuteness
You're just a Mew clone, cause you're both useless 
Why battle me when you're weak against fighting types?
You can't evolve alongside your whole franchise!


Ditto (1:46):
Even with the Rainbow Curse, you couldn't ball like I do 
And rocked so poorly that I lose EXP when I fight you 
I’d diss you more, but this story’s done with readin’
Cut this Cartoon Buffoon off like his fifth season! (Ayy!)

Kirby vs Ditto. SIR Rap Battles Sidequests (ft. Azia & MetaMachine)

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Abby Hatcher gets fat a go fast foods for DonaldDucc

Michael Stark as The Lean Monster
Light as Kool Aid Man
Written by Pixel Chris
Puppetry by Pixel Chris
Thumbnail by Pixel Chris 
Mixed by Jort
Edited by Pixel Chris
Beat by 2Deep

THE LEAN MONSTER:
*sip* WOOOOOOO! I LOVE LEAN!!! 💜💜💜💜💜
And as I hop on a beat, I’m sipping something less sweet
But first I gotta make it complete, because it’s not concrete 
Gotta fucking mix the damn thing before I bring your defeat
Like the villain I’m based on, I’m straight taking over
And you’re taking blows or deep cuts till I’m sober
I drop shots lots, you’re more like “dot dot dot”
Sure you got products, but you’re not bought up

KOOL AID MAN:
OH YEAH, time for me to rip you apart
You should be in the military with all those Purple Hearts
That verse was weak, those bars don’t hit
While I’m eating you alive like a Carn-ivore-age
And now what’s worse is, I get the styrofoam cup
It’s still stronger than the foundation keeping you up
I live the jug life, not drinking your purple gas
Why don’t you lean over and battle byte my shiny, see-through glass

LEAN MONSTER:
That was aids, but not Kool: STDesert
I can sure as hell take on a kids section verse
I’ll leave you a short-tempered glass in a throw down
You don’t kill the mic, that would be a flashback to Jonestown

KOOL AID MAN:
Just look at my strength bud, this battles in my favor
You only got Purple, for me that’s just another flavor
I’m an icon, you’re keeping relevance barely
You’re looking like: Wanna Sprite, Syrup, and Ranch-berry?

LEAN MONSTER:
I love lean, but with your powder, cocaine’s a bit far
You’re only held by dumbasses like “Patrick that’s a jar”

KOOL AID MAN:
If we’re talking cartoons, you should’ve said sooner, bro
This is like Family Guy, but you’re sentenced to death in the courtroom (Oh)
I’m not even done now, don’t wanna hear you run mouths
I’m saving Mr. Peanut but putting you in the ground
Better drink than this bore hauls, while what I do in the court, ball
Don’t need to break the 4th wall, just to break the 4th wall!

LEAN MONSTER:
Speaking of balling, bitch you look like a toy hoop 
Your tropical flavors are dry, change your name to Fruit Loops
Lean’s more lenient than the drinks of this dipshit
Fuck your raps, rather hear the debates of the cup or liquid
So just let that sink in, like where you get your water from
Advertise being easy to make, then you fucking bottle em?
I’m pretty pissed off with all your bland shit
Make like the container you don’t use, and fucking can it!

KOOL AID:
Your chances of winning are zero, just do the math, bud
Your purple ass is less lean, more William Afton
Face it bro, you were just another passing fad
You got me like OH NO, but I just broke through you, OH YEAH

Lean Monster vs Kool Aid Man - Hilarious Hip Hop Hassles of Here & Now

Original source music: https://soundcloud.com/musiccloud77/annoying-orange-party-rock

Annoying Orange - Party Rock Rap

Sunset Poetry is a mixtape about what happens when the sun sets. The imbalances stemming from the loss or gain of hope, purpose, worth & most importantly, love.

Tap In, Tap Out.[prod. Angelo Imani]

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iTunes Link: http://apple.co/1SG8IgB

@mat4yo as Dovahkiin (Skyrim)
@jmbraps as The Lone Wanderer (Fallout)

DOVAHKIIN
Alchemixin' my lyrics, now there's a rap track brewin'!
I'll be spitting fire with the dragon tongue in which I'm fluent
Give Miraak a whack, and Alduin's in ruins
Harkon's far gone all thanks to my doing
Try seven thousand ways but you can’t STEP to this
Packing amulets that make even your Three Bitch hitched
Get ‘em to Broadcast this murder from the 101! 
Breaking News: 
"our games will be the same when I bring in my guns"
Your run in with your vault chick could've gone a lot smoother
With your imperfect future that didn’t really suit her
Now you're hackin' computers, like a brotherhood trooper
But I've seen fewer tumors hanging ‘round in the sewers


LONE WANDERER
Started with baby steps, a legend since I was born
Spittin' bombs like Megaton's, now I'm facing a unicorn
Wrote a guide, saved towns, a one man army-for hire
Keep your spells Dovy; I'll set worlds on fire!
You can’t retaliate, I’m leaving this worthless frog beat
Serve you into little tiny pieces, Dogmeat
Steppin' up to me, and a war is what you're facin' bro
You know that I’m Rad! I was on the damn radio!
And I'm rockin' the VATS; droppin' scum like Vault Security!
This waste of space will face my verbal Project Purity!
One charge and I'll Shishkebab your weak sword play
I'll bet  those Nordic furries like the Sweet-Roll Play!


DOVAHKIIN
Ugh, that whole verse you spat was a Bloody Mess
You Intelligence is zero, so let me readress 
You'll find victory Elsweyr; for war, you’re too young!
I Crack dovah skulls open with the power of my lungs
I will blow your companions with a FUS RO DAH
while your Dogmeat romancing ‘against his FUR OH GOD! 
This guy's daddy ran from home and he can’t find his flow
and his loss will forever keep this Wanderer a Lone

LONE WANDERER
Huff...I’ve heard Wadsworth tell me a better joke
I'm crafting man-made weapons while you're a toe-sucking bloke
I'll send you flying to Oblivion, it must be uncommon
'cause I know you don't get to the Cloud District very often
I can fix my reputation after countless crimes
You’re a viking straight from daycare, always screaming all the time
Didn't need skill points to have this battle on lock!
Done justice to this scum, now get back on the chopping block!

Fallout vs Skyrim

Beggin'

Baby Van Gogh Audio Version

Beat by Surce
Mixed by Light
Writing: Fightmarker, and Astro

-CAST-

Light as Pac-Man
Fightmarker as Yoshi



-LYRICS-

Pac-Man:
Welp, now Pac is spittin' it, but seems by ya appearances,
-vocab and hardware, all this Devil World reject does is limited
Now listen, prick, just look at my players, it's clear I'm gettin' it
While looking at your games, and this track, ya Spinnin' Off this

Yoshi:
So many sellouts and failures, this'll be another one for you to add to
Boring, dragged out verse, like the wait for ya Smash Debut
Faded into irrelevancy like all your unlicensed inept games
No longer a hit, say, crush your bits, aye, leave ya collapsin' back to Midway!

Pac-Man:
Yoshi tryna be explodin' like he's eatin' a red Koopa on his verse
But ya franchise stole my power-up mechanic yet went and made it worse
You're an underpowered coward, nothing without some flowers
Too scared to visit a ghost house or go into Bowser's Castle
While I face 'em everyday! Most popular icon in the U.S.A.!
You're a last place replacement crowded with ya fanbase hate!
Saving Baby Mario mommy issues isn't excusing his or ya annoyance
Declining with your gameplay, frame-rates, play rates, off-brands and toys, man!

Yoshi:
Lost a war to Space Invaders while I'm goin' beyond
Travelling the galaxy, you're rotting in a pizza parlor, son
After all of your downfalls, you think you have a chance at beating me?
I mean, see, your existence caused the VG Crash of '83
Started off and stayed in a arcade, like always, never being played
the final grave that Sandler made, means you’ve been decayed for two decades!
It shocks me that you’re still an icon, with all the originality you lack
Pulling the plug on this Ghostly Hack, So Pac will never be Back

Pac-Man Vs Yoshi. Stop Motion Bonus Battle.

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