Machamp vs Alakazam. Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon 6.

Zander as Underdog
Fel as Top Cat

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
UNDER DOG!
VERSUS!
TOP CAT!
BEGIN!

Top Cat:
Welcome to my street- it’s here where I’ll have you beat,
Headline; Under Dog’s defeat, ‘less you decide to retreat 
You’re underneath me- I’m living high- steal everything you own in a blink of an eye 
There just wasn’t enough time- before I leave this hot dog fried 
I’m at the top of my game, brain even bigger than my fame
Dawg, compared to me you’re tame- after this you’ll remember my name 
You’re all bark and no bite, I’m loaded up wit’ kryptonite 
Puttin’ this Super Rip-off down, before he attempts to fight 

Underdog:
There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here! 
To kick this butthurt pussycat right in his rear
You’re an average criminal scum- the crimes you commit are plain awful 
At the end of this asskicking you’ll learn some valuable morals 
won’t stop till I put an end to this peasant, it’s time I teach you a lesson 
I’m Top Dawg dominant, so you can save your aggression 
You’ve made quite an impression but it’s clear that you’re just a phony
I may be “Under” dog but it is you who is below me! 

Top Cat:
That was far from astounding- I didn’t know anyone could rap so bad
Send your ass the pound and not before I steal your cash 
You had a good run but now you’re done, I beat freaks like you for fun
No one would root for the underdog when he’s up against the top gun 

Underdog:
I’m a superhero, you’re a super zero, this will end with a bang  
So what I suggest you should do is run home back to your gang 
I guess you did alright but you’re forgetting one thing,
The bad guys always lose and the underdogs always win! 

WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP *flies in the sky* BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Written by: Fel and Matthew

Underdog vs Top Cat. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 45.

Let's celebrate Halloween night with a non-horror battle! In this ERBOC, Harvey Beaks, Fee, and Foo from Nickelodeon's Harvey Beaks go up against Clarence, Jeff, and Sumo from Cartoon Network's Clarence. Enjoy!

Zander Peers as Harvey Beaks
Leannaire as Fee
Zack as Foo
Matthew Thomas as Clarence
MarioWorldGuy as Jeff
WoodenHornets as Sumo

Lyrics:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
CLARENCE
VERSUS
HARVEY BEAKS
BEGIN!

Harvey Beaks:
Welcome to Bigbark Woods, the best place where you’ll meet your end
These weirdos are the only ones that won’t be my friend
Fee:
We’ll be spitting like The Spitting Tree, standing up for Harvey
Taking shots at us, well now you’re gonna have to pay a Fee!
Foo:
We’ll make a mess on these rebels, breaking you like a pebble
Leave this battle like how Ashley left you, or how you got expelled
Harvey Beaks:
You must have mud in your eyes if you think you can win this fight
I'll be stealing your victory as if they were Jeff's fries

Clarence (buildup):
I’m the Man of the House now, so please, listen for my orders
We could just be friends, unless you wanna cross my border
You really think a blue bird head can step to us? Think again
‘Cause I have imagination, and it doesn’t include you winning!
Clarence (rapping):
Now let us rumble in the Fun Dungeon, but for you, it won’t end well
I doubt you can face me, 'cause you’re too weak to punch yourself
Jeff:
Wipe you away like germs, since you three barely tried
Keep those hands away from my food, or else, I’ll push you down a slide
Sumo:
We’ll take you to Harvey, then have your packet sails shipped
Giving Harvey scars, and leaving you other 2 Mint Chocolate chipped
Clarence:
You’re gonna fail at spitting cyphers like how you failed as a babysitter
Your treehouse I’ll be chopping down like
Sumo:
TIMBER!

Harvey Beaks: 
Ha! Please friend, I’ll wish you good luck for that
Fee:
I’ll blow your blockhead if you say that to me again, freakin’ brat...
Foo:
Get more wins than a disguised pigs chins, fatso
All:
You guys are in so much trouble, and we’ll show you how though
Harvey Beaks: 
I bet your brain size doesn’t reach a quarter of a mile
Fee:
You’ll lose this battle like how Ryan lost his hairstyle
Foo:
With your OCD, you’re just an annoying over reactor
All:
These three will get kicked out like your original voice actor

All:
You disgraceful animals, you should know we’re the best of all time
Cheering our way on, while you’re stuck on the Broadway line!
Clarence:
Have Amy ride her bike on you, you’ll never find anymore friends
Looking like a Breadwinner, so consider this your end
Jeff:
Don’t let this bird get out of control, he’ll take his clothes off
Sumo:
Listen up, we're the Kings of the World, so you can't really talk
Clarence:
You better Hold Onto Your Handles, 'cause we're gonna leave you soiled
All:
It’s time we crack you like your sister
Clarence:
I love my eggs hard-boiled

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Clarence vs Harvey Beaks. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 49.

Lyrics (credits inside):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHd9Fxfb0L-hOO3sVAwADkxiawB9QC8WVDYqpyldTAM/edit

Thanks for a great Season 1!!!

Uber Rap Battles of Fiction

The Beast vs Freddy Fazbear - URBoF #10

WATCH ON YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsgTW9LLmMo

The Super Saiyan of the future Trunks battles against the Ylissean Princess of the future Lucina to see who is the better Time-Travelling Sword-Wielder.

HyperJacob96 as Future Trunks
GarbageGothic as Lucina

LYRICS:
Trunks:
So, you must be Lucina, the time-travelling princess
who cross-dressed as Marth and copied my synopsis!
I'm a Super Saiyan! Zero Mortals can manage me
while you're nothing but the subject of every nerd's fantasy!
You can’t fly or use Ki, so it’s pointless to fight back!
‘Cause when I grab the mic, I land Burning Attacks! 
You try to act all tough, but you’re as fragile as Lissa,
so I’ll slice you into pieces, just like I did to Frieza!

Lucina:
I swear on Naga’s name, I shall not lose this fight!
I only wish I could win this while staying polite,
because I normally prefer to keep things peaceful and fine,
but if I must, I’ll Severaly destroy you in rhyme!
Your life was ruined by some Androids as they made you their prey
But an apple a day would've kept that doctor away!
and your future would've been peaceful with no evil around
and your mentor wouldn't be dead with his face in the ground!

Trunks:
You’re gonna talk about Gohan? Well, let’s look at your losses:
You couldn’t save your parents, Tiki, or entire Ylissean forces!
Your victory is non-existent, like your sense of fashion
As you'd tremble under the power of the foes I've been slashing
I’m the hope of my time! My resolution’s absolute!
While you’re busy painting eggs, dancing in a bunny suit!
Hit you like an Expiration from Grima! I’ll leave you trembling
and speechless, as you fall faster than your Aunt Emmeryn!

Lucina:
You Finished, Buster? Good, because that verse took forever
It was a Risky Decision for you to keep up this endeavor.
Hope will never die as long as I stay calm,
and don’t act like the guy who still cries about his mom!
You can talk about my failures, or my lack of fashion sense
but you will not stop me here, ‘cause I say when this ends!
You should’ve picked a god and prayed before battling me face to face!
But then again, the gods you know left your universe erased!

Future Trunks Vs Lucina - Rap Battle

This is probably gonna be like the last time I release two battles this close together, enjoy it. It's a showdown of alternative comics when the Watchmen's Rorschach takes on the real-life superhero Kick-Ass.

Written by R the Writer
Beat prod by Dave James on Audio Network
Mixed by Dustin
Thumbnail by Geon
Special thanks to Adroit for helping gather the files

Stofferex as Rorschach
Vladimyr P as Kick-Ass


Rorschach:
Rorschach's journal, late in 2019
I'm opening up on this teen like a can of baked beans
Pioneered crews of costumed goons, only for them to end up dead
Not surprising since you're denser than that steel plate in your head
You play with a pair of sticks but you lack a pair of balls
I could start a hotter fire with a can of aerosol
I haven't seen your true face but I can tell that you're still frightened 
So hang up the scuba gear and let hit girl do your fighting

Kick-Ass:
I've fucked up tons of toxic cunts, this dickface I can manage
Baked beans? Challenging me's just ordering a knuckle sandwich
I'm Keene to leave you beaten, putting an end to your gory ways
Face my batons and the facts, you're way past your glory days
But I'm still out and busting crime with the aid of the police
Your only friend left you out in the cold as you lay deceased 
No gray area here, to me you're beyond all redemption 
You're a psychopath, a scumbag, and a ripoff of the question 

Rorschach:
You're just a second fiddle to a twelve year old Mary Sue
The end is nigh, like James I'll have you hung and then I'll bury you

Kick-Ass:
With those uncompromising morals, your head's clearly befuddled
Like I did with red mist, I'll wipe the floor with this red puddle

Rorschach:
You're clearly not that tough if any wimp can take your place
I'm through with chewing the fat, now I'll throw it in your face 

Kick-Ass:
You bring up my legacy but yours isn't any better
I mean, your worst enemy was aided by your own successor 

Rorschach:
As your filthy rhymes build up, you'll beg for me to set you free
But like with any other foe, I'll turn a deaf ear to your plea
One-Zero. Your move. I think it best if you flee
Not even ralphie genovese would want to be locked in with me

Kick-Ass:
So stay in your cell you nutcase 'fore your head gets cracked open
Since your insane pursuits of justice aren't helpful with your coping
You're more fucked than your mother if you thought that I'd be passive
Cause it's clear you've got more issues than your comic ever lasted

Rorschach Vs Kick-Ass - Rap Battle

Reshiram:
Bring the Thunder, younger brother, I'm surprised you'd attack
With such conviction in your ideals, the truth just holds you back
In fact, you’re not leaving with your philosophy intact
When I’m putting you and your companions all on Fire Blast
Don’t try to spit your faux voltage, even you should know this 
The truths in front of your face! I think it’s time you notice! 
Your reality’s obstructed by the passion in my heart
The righteous one takes the throne, and tears you apart

Zekrom:
When confronted with a future that at best looks unattractive
You’re immobile like you’re Dark Stone’d and just stand inactive
I’m proactive! You sit idle and just watch destruction happen
Yes we’re polar opposites - guess I’m the one that’s good at rapping
No matter which season, I own the whole region
Your wang’s more obtuse than your faulty sense of reason!
As Zekrom ascends from this whole debate
Try not to skew the truth; I decide your fate!

Kyurem:
Freeze where you are! If you dare pass the gates -
You’ll end up slower than a Crustle after a Glaciate
As you both start to Bolt when my temper Flares up
Embrace the cold and you’ll know something doesn’t add up
We got sliced in three, and that sealed your fate
Only when you splice with me you get a glimpse of raw strength
I consume both dark and light; you’re left empty inside
Only I can save this region from your futile feuding minds

N:
It’s delusional to believe that each of you are all right
I hate to say it but - this disagreement’s black and white
You’re meant to work in tandem, your goal one in the same
Restore the balance to Unova, representing yin and yang
Let’s foster peace in this world run rampant with hate
Verify that with purpose you’re not a slave to your fate 
Don’t hesitate to stand tall, fight for each one that is fleeing
Must I remind you that you all were once the same being?

Ghetsis:
Like your castle I’ll intrude, perhaps now it will soak in
Check the Elite Four’s fortitude; I’ll leave you broke, N
We’ve all heard it before so spare us all the useless spiel  
With thoughts more repetitive than Nimbasa’s Ferris Wheel
We no longer need you! You’ve served your purpose now you’re through!
Cofagrigus: 
It’s a shame you’ve never had a Mummy to run home to!
Ghetsis:
Free your Partners, you’re only hurting them with your commands
Only then can you find out with them where you truly stand
That’s the plan! Own Unova as the only one with servants!
Not even the Dream World could give your ideology purpose
So once I take control that’ll show who’s your daddy! 
Sing my praise throughout the world! That’s Harmonia to me. 

N:
My path transcends ages, it doesn’t matter if you’re my father
Disappear like your Sages! They’re nothing more than plot fodder
Getting your ghosts to fight your battles? Now Ghetsis, I digress
I’m banning you from this battle like it was the GTS
Take the offense all you like, across two years you’ve never won
Every time you rose up you got knocked out by your son
I won’t let our friends be stolen! You’re as cold-hearted as Colress
Just get rehashed in Rainbow Rocket! Sit back while you refocus!
You treated me like your namesake and molded me like Plasma
But you never expected me to become the legend dragon’s master!
I’ve broken free from your influence, once your evil’s extinguished
All in this world can peacefully coexist...

Mr. E Owl as Reshiram
Adam as Zekrom
Seth as Kyurem
HyperJacob96 as N
Mancha as Ghetsis

Reshiram vs Zekrom. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #15

Raichous as Jason Voorhees
GarbageGothic as Angela Baker

Beat by 2Deep
Written by Raichous
Mixed by Raichous
Art by BORK
Thumbnail by Trakked

-LYRICS-
JASON
Let’s break the silence, it’s time to say goodnight
Me against a little girl, this isn’t a fair fight
An unstoppable force, rising up from Crystal Lake
I thought I was off putting, until I saw your creepy face
Your emotionless tone shows you may have a grey view
But this time your cousin won’t be here to save you
While I’m in the woods stalking, slashing teens without caution
Angela’s busy killing campers to hide her Johnson
Changed so much between films, you had three different actors
Your franchise progression is one big disaster
You should Never Hike Alone, ‘cause these campgrounds are deadly
If I catch you walking around, you’ll be Dead Meat

ANGELA
I like summer camp, but I don’t find much joy
In wasting my day fighting with an angry mama’s boy
The longer you went on, the more your chances looked dim
I’m not surprised you can’t flow, since you can’t even swim
From the beginning of this match, I knew you’d meet a worse fate
Than the time your reboot turned you into six foot Norman Bates
You hide behind a mask, because you’re scared of your own face
I think it’d be better if you went back to the pillow case
Even for a killer, I find it a bit demented
That you kill with the machete that left your mother beheaded
You’ve been around for so long, your Kill Count is tired
I’ve seen better kills done with a hot curling iron

JASON
Eat shit and live, you could never defeat me
I only need one slash for this carpenter's dream
You may think that you’re scary because you’re unsteady
But I’ll leave with your head as a trophy, like Freddy’s
You can’t hope to outshine the fame I’ve amassed
When all that you’re good at is getting harassed
Step foot in my camp, you’ll quickly be slaughtered
Engulfed in flames, you know my rhymes are Hodder

ANGELA
Going toe to toe with me was your biggest mistake
I can’t wait to cut you down when I’m camping at Crystal Lake
You won a single fight, but that’s not a good flex
Especially when compared to the movie Jason X
You’ve got a small brain to control all that muscle
You should’ve just stayed with your mom doing puzzles
The one thing your dad never gave you was manners
Which explains why you’ve been so unhappy, camper.


THANKS FOR LISTENING!

Jason Voorhees Vs. Angela Baker - Raichous Rap Battles

Hey there! Welcome to the first Rap Battle Brawl! In this episode we have a battle between Devolver Digitals newest Minigame and Battle Royale hybrid Fall Guys, and Innersloth's murder mystery game in space Among Us.
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Snakebite126 as Fall Guys

Shimario as Among Us
__________________

Written by: Shimario
Additional Writing Help: GamingPlush64, Snakebite126, and Dilly.
Mixed by: Light
Beat Produced by: BeatG33ks
__________________

Fall Guys Verse 1:
What’s going on? This Phenomenon is up against a Flash Game?
Welp I guess it’s time to leave them ejected and in flames. 
Devolver Digitals, Pivotal, Critical success is up against,
This guy so blind he took over 2 years just so he could find relevance.
Don’t bother to fight you are gonna be last, in this race I’m about to speed past, 
this silent psycho who’s rapping and game are limited, cuz all you got is 3 maps. 
You can trust me that I’m winning this, and I won’t need to bait you.
You’re getting overshadowed, call you Mira A-U. (Ooh!)
Look at you. You’re nothing but dead weight, just staying at office afk.
My bars will leave frozen forever like when you’re scanning in Medbay. 
How much you stole from others is something I really wanna ask.
T-T-T and Danganronpa’s child? You’re a perfect match! (Oh!)
In 2 months I became a popular game that everyone loves. 
Then you followed in my footsteps, “Among Us looking kinda sus” (Woo!)
When your whole crew rhymes, two times, you’re still gonna want to drop out.
Cause after just a few lines, you guys, will receive an Ultimate Knockout.

Among Us Verse 1:
Get ready to Fail Guys, I’ll leave you eliminated.
With rapping so clean, I won’t even need to be decontaminated.
Thinking you’ll beat me on the mic, as per usual , you’re just tripping.
And I would call you a hack, but ‘hacked’ is more fitting. (Woo!)
It’s funny how you're saying originality’s something I lack.
When you’re Fortnite and Wipeout’s Imposter; and you ain’t just faking tasks.
All of your players just grief each other. It's clear my fans are better. 
Go get your PC and Console players, oh wait, they still can’t play together. (ooh!)
It’s Preposterous, This Monstrous, Imposter Stopper is losing this bout.
Sabotaging your chances of victory; I’ll knock your lights out! (ouch!)
I’m chilling in space. No wonder I got rhymes colder than Ice Man!
You think you’ll win? That’s ridiculous; Just like your Price Man!  
You wanna beat this spaceship worker? (Ay!) It seems you’re falling short (Ay!)
After this Verbal Murder (Ay!), I’ll need to self report. (Ay!)
Even though you have more devs, it’s clear that I’m winning this.
When your servers are something I’d get rid of to prove my innocence!

Fall Guys Verse 2:
I know you're known for lying but there’s no way you’re beating me.
Getting this win is like your game on mobile... Free. 
Just as I suspected, (Ay!) you’ll get ejected. (Woo!)
I spit so sick you’ll be left like your players' devices. Infected! (Oh!)
You’re chilling in space? That’s great, you should be used to seeing stars.
Despite your trips to Polus, you can’t survive my freezing bars.
With how flat your maps are, it’s no wonder you can’t grow up.
You’ll be stuck in space because this waste has just been disposed of.

Among Us Verse 2:
I deal with murderers every day, so in comparison you're pretty tame.
You’re getting booted from this game, like what you did to Usernames. (Ay!)
Fixing reactors, the wires, then catching liars and leaving them in flames.
But not even I could fix or improve the disaster that is Team Games.
It’s ironic I’m in space yet I’m better at attraction.
Then this botched battle royale flooded with microtransactions.
Over the past few months, you’ve definitely blown up don’t get me wrong
But now as Season 2 hits, your relevance is Hex-a-Gone. (OH!)
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Thank you guys so much for listening! I'll see you in the next Rap Battle Brawl!

(OLD AND BAD) Fall Guys vs Among Us - Rap Battle Brawl

Azia as Celebi
Evava as Mew

Celebi:
There won’t be a sequel to this story as I exit your Stadium
It’s a shame that in your game you’re lamer than a Meganium
I’d ask you to back off from this battle, but you’re in my Colosseum 
Your rep is so impure to cure it you'd play my requiem!
Tried to revolutionize the industry but it advanced because of me
Your power’s too easy to see through like a Soodowoodo tree
I hope that you find that the Ilex Forest is not yours
You’ll end up like your switch games, Let’s Go get ignored

Mew:
You’ve come to play with me! Our timelines finally converged!
This time nature’s shining bright on me! Your voice will not be heard
Don’t come at me with a verse that is devoid of Heart and Soul
When the inclusion of Kanto is what made your games gold
You only sold twelve-mil due to us, you’re just a copycat
Ripped off me so much you stole my base stats
HM01’in this Onion, more pissed than the Lake of Rage
When I’m finished with this weed you won’t have a future to save

Celebi:
In your first clash, you were more useless you than in smash
It wasn’t even you who had the power to save Ash!
You just stayed back! More unstable than a cable link!
If that’s the best you’ve got I think that you should’ve stayed extinct

Mew:
Extinct? That’s rich! You were the one left in the ditch
I had them ducking under trucks, while you were stuck with moss and sticks
Irrelevant in competitive, you’ll never be ahead of me
You took so many Ls that they changed your name, Serebii

Celebi:
That’s the best that Mew can do? I bless Nature with my Wisdom
Cracked your self-esteem in two like you did to the Sky Prism
Reunite you with Fuji, send you to Lavender tower
Leveled up with a Dark Ball you’d still only have half my power
Should be important as a myth in the core of your game, but no!
Outside your movie’s story you’re a glorified cameo
Whose best parts were mutated then went AWOL
You weren’t snug under that truck, just behind the paywall


Mew:
This celeb’s star has faded, about time your fame ends
Fans left you in Sinnoh and built a shrine to Shaymin
It’s a shame they replaced you with a Pichu
Can’t climb past Mt Silver up against the peak Mew 
Just reset the game if you need to set the clock back
Your verses were so broken, I thought it was a rom hack
Send you back overseas, end this needless brawl 
You were best unreleased, like a GS Ball

Writers: Adam, Eric the Audible, R the Writer
Mixing by Freshy Kanal

Celebi vs Mew. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #17

Written by: Seth, R the Writer, Kamren, Trent, Joe No Mercy, Stark Media, MetaMachine

Gideon:
Scott was almost nothing, and now I am faced with less, sir?
After this, All For One is gonna need a new successor
I must confess, I’m not impressed, take your shonen plot and shove it
With the hands-on costume Overhaul, you’ve surely mastered shadow puppets
Daddy left you battered, that turnaround was drastic
And with those shattered smackers, you shoulda packed some chapstick!
Hotter and colder than Shoto, I know that I’m better, buddy
I won’t need the trenchcoat to make your costume look redder, buddy

Tenko:
This emo girl skirt chaser and eventual slaver
is more fragile than paper. Less of a threat than Eraser!
Your intentions with the Subspace is nothing to my darkest fears
Swallow your words and shit out good lines in 7 years
The itchy trigger finger’s going straight through old geezers
Dispersing verses colder than the girls in your freezer
Spitting Chaos on your Theatre, this has-been should fear my power
After all a “microchip”’s not enough for Ramona’s flower

Gideon:
You think your bore of Nomu hordes is ever gonna stop me?
Just like your adopted father, You’re too cocky, Shigaraki!
If you want beef, I’ll make this shit more handsy than your getup
I’m a master with the plans, you can’t create a proper setup!

Tenko:
This incel’s getting charred worse than the murders Dabi does
and I’ll be plowing through his ashes like I’m Gigantomachia
You forced into your ex's life and tried to play the saviour
But now you’re doing me a favor, I’ll break a fake caped crusader

Gideon:
Your head’s more warped than Kurogiri if you thought that I'd be lenient 
And with better villains every other arc, I'd find your death’s convenient 
When the Glow grows with these dope flows his own emotions roast tenfold
With all the teammates that you've lost, your worst enemy is Tenko

Tenko:
Be careful where you tread! Get the fuck out of my head!
You’ve caused more pain on my ears than the coins you drop when you’re dead!
Looks like G-Man’s lived his Half-Life, it’s Game Over without a Save
No touch required, when Scott the Nobody already sent Gideon to his Grave

Gideon Graves vs Tomura Shigaraki - CBRB: East vs West

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