Track 2 of MacDemo™: A collection of songs for the faint of heart. Though Plint_ is better-suited to the realm of the aggressively progressive, this sell-out batch of patties will sate even the most thoughtless of scrubs.

Why Won't You Let Me Sing?

Vocals/Guitar/Keyboard/Programming/Mixing/Mastering:
Zaq Pariah

All music & lyrics by Zaq Pariah
© 2019 Rock Paper Blank (ASCAP)

Who dropped a dreydel?
I picked it up on my way
Up to the jail
Walked into trouble yesterday
Oh, nothing major
Just kicked some ass then got tased
Well, I'm a male
I've got testosterone to blame

Better bet ya neck
I'm gonna be the one who'll catch a break
Told your girl nothing's permanent
Wrote my phone number on her etch-a-sketch

'Cause I'll be one lucky villain when I'm runnin' the streets
Already won me a killin' now they wantin' a piece
Well, the majority of 'em cause heart disease
But I loves the money and the money loves me
Pump up the rhythm let the prodigal preach
If anybody don't dig it, let 'em call the police
Behind bars I'll be chillin' like a bum on the beach
'Cause I'm a young funky citizen I'm gonna get free

I'm like a Lego
I'll click with anybody
Not round or square, though
Check out my ever-changing shape
Pockets of Play-Doh
Maxed out with cash 'til I take
Up all your space, bro
What's yours is mine and mine to gank

Tell the president-elect
The White House is mine, it's my new residence
And stop sayin' I ain't ready yet
When it all fits together like a Mega Blok Set

One lucky villain when I'm runnin' the streets
Already won me a killin' now they wantin' a piece
Well, the majority of 'em cause heart disease
But I loves the money and the money loves me
Pump up the rhythm let the prodigal preach
If anybody don't dig it, let 'em call the police
Behind bars I'll be chillin' like a bum on the beach
'Cause I'm a young funky citizen I'm gonna get free

I tend to catch some heat, when I best the beat
Got the recipe for success, and everyone is jealous of me
But I'm blessed to be, from my chest to feet
And the rest is easy-peasy 'cause I 
Mesh with the populace and feed
All their heads the meat & potatoes with the gravy
Don't forget the greens, yo this chef's a beast
Take a rest in peace knowin' you'll never be better

'Cause I'll be one lucky villain

One Lucky Villain

Artists sampled:
Wilco (Summerteeth)
Benea Reach (Alleviat)
Opeth (Watershed)
Noisia & Foreign Beggars (I Am Legion)

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