The music video for this song appeared on the Shitcase Cinema Youtube page. Based on Elton John's I'm Still Standing song and video this is our silly version called Van Damme Movies. Lyrics are on the Youtube page. Enjoy.

Van Damme Movies

'Brian Thomson' joins Shitcase Cinema to show off his endless skills with a rap about his terrible movie Bachelor Party in the Bungalow of the Damned, with a special introduction from Maggot Man. Very proud of this one. Enjoy.

Brian Thomson Rap

Film audio commentary recorded on 30th May 2014 featuring Johnny Shitcase, Professor Bruce and eventually Maggot Man.

Street Fighter Commentary

Shitcase Cinema Original Theme

The fleshed-out version of the theme. Created for some anniversary or event I can't quite remember. I'm particularly proud of the organ solo.

Shitcase Cinema Full Theme

A tribute to the legendary cackling moustachioed villain from Commando, played by Vernon Wells. If you haven't seen the film this song will probably not make any sense, so go buy the film on DVD. DO IT NAOW!!!

It started out as a cover of Chas & Dave, went into Ska territory at some point then took a turn into I-don't-know-what-the-hell.

Watch the video for this song here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzoL01xtRaQ

Bennett

The Dr Death song from the Shitcase Cinema review of Arachnophobia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiYMAEL4X-g

Dr Death

Running Man jingle from the Running Man review by Shitcase Cinema.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDNjeO5idxw

I'm The Running Man

Copyright - from the Zardoz copyright short

Steven Seagal Song

Rap from the Shitcase Cinema review of Octopus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GXE8teRjyk&feature=plcp

Octopus Rap

I'm Van Damme

Ending song from the review of Universal Soldier. Professor Bruce hates it when we bring up this in-joke. That's what makes it so funny.

Hey Look It's Van Damme

This is the full version of the Conan song which appeared briefly in the Conan The Destroyer review in December 2012.  The ending was completely made up on the spot while recording.

Conan song

The full song that partly appeared in the movie review of No Retreat No Surrender. The full video is also on the Facebook group to view.  This is the 3rd Jean-Claude Van Damme themed song. Enjoy.

No Retreat No Surrender

Soundcloud page for the youtube movie review channel Shitcase Cinema.

Shitcase Cinema

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