The sound a gang of Gnomes makes while cracking into a safe with a tiny little drill.

Safecrackin' Gnomes

Martian Banjo Deathray

Recorded and produced by Hap Henninger at Vinegar Studios, North Chattanooga TN

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Pizza Pie

Love Everyday

Recorded and produced by Hap Henninger at Vinegar Studios, North Chattanooga TN

It sounds like a mouse on a motorcycle
Who stepped on a frog
A barking spider playing bumblebee songs
Like a cricket playing a tuba
Who fired a bazooka
A quacking mud duck
Dropping carpet bombs
Tooting your own horn
That elephant yodeling
Hear that brown thunder
That's what happens when you eat the beans

It smells like a stink bug
There's a skunk in the trash
Like a port-a-potty making bubbles in the bath
Floating an air biscuit
A little turtle burp
Make your own jacuzzi 
That's a mean barn burner
One gun salute
Crop duster cuttin the cheese
Low flying helicopter
That's what happens when you eat the beans

It's invisible
Making that tear gas
When it's silent but violent
You don't have to ask who did it
Because he who smelt it felt it
She who sniffed it biffed it
Whomever detected it ejected it
Whomever observed it served it
Who's pointing the finger pulled the trigger
Who's poking fun is the smoking gun
Who speaks is the person who reeks
That's what happens when you eat the beans

Recorded and engineered by Hap Henninger at Vinegar Studios

The Beans

Recorded and produced by Hap Henninger at Vinegar Studios, North Chattanooga TN

Turn your industry off
If you want your planet to live
You have what you need
You have dirt for your gardens and your graves
There's nothing in space
Anyways you're not gettin there with
Manufactured processed goods
You made enough shit
The industrial revolution proves you are incompetent
When it comes to nurturing the life of the planet

The monstrous way you treat each other
Does not compare to the way you treat the animals
Chicken factory smells
Filthy swine corrals
Bloody chocolate milk
In your supermarket dairies
Methane levels grow
Like your ozone holes
As the oceans die like radiated families
Who did no wrong

You can never replace your rain forests
When you cut down a living tree
You might as well be cutting your leg off at the knee
Goodbye cancer cures
Hello open sewers in your third world countries
Paper fiber demand 
Grows like farm land
Life disappears like clear-cutting history
To kill the world
Dead

Recorded and engineered by Hap Henninger at Vinegar Studios




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