Watch the tag, watch for lag
Wearing a suspect flag
Wait 'til your loot is bagged

Missions I vandalize
Cold are your fruitless lies
Tears in my victims’ eyes

My FC is going down
Hostile fleet just went to town
I can see us die
One by, one by, one
One by one by

My FC is going down
Comms are silent not a sound
I can see us die
One by, one by, one
One by one by

Count my kills, watch me fall
We just fucked up our brawl
I like the way we all
Feed

Tell me which one is worse
Jumping or dying first
Neuted inside a curse

I don't die

You say
Warp to the FC, I think you're crazy
I'm okay, I'm not the FC
I think he’s shitty

My FC is going down
Hostile fleet just went to town
I can see us die
One by, one by, one
One by one by
My FC is going down
Comms are silent not a sound
I can see us die
One by, one by, one
One by one by


Jump through the gate - GO!
Jump through the gate - GO!
Jump through the gate - GO!
Jump through the gate - GO!

My FC is going down
Comms are silent not a sound
I can see us die
One by, one by, one
One by one by

My FC is going down
Comms are silent not a sound
I can see us die
One by, one by, one
One by one by

My FC is going down

Mr Mactan, thanks for coming to your performance review
No Problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm in BOS.
OK, so take us through a day in the life of "The BOS".
Well the first thing I do is

Talk to corpmates (I'm in BOS)
Shoot Init (I'm in BOS)
Lead a drop fleet  (I'm in BOS)
Remember ozone  (I'm in BOS)
Friendly fire  (I'm in BOS)
My own titan (I'm in BOS)
Microwarpdrive (I'm in BOS)
Promote Cynabals (I'm in BOS)

Hit on Goonfleet (I'm in BOS)
Pod ejected (I'm in BOS)
Swallow sadness (I'm in BOS)
Drop some faxes (I'm in BOS)
Call a bat phone (I'm in BOS)
Lose deeply (I'm in BOS)
Reimbursement (I'm in BOS)
Lose a titan (I'm in BOS)

Harassing Asher (I'm in BOS)
Escalation (I'm in BOS)
Gin and Tonics (I'm in BOS)
Shit on Reavers forts (I'm in BOS)
Buy a Keepstar (I'm in BOS)
1DQ (I'm in BOS)
Oh fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit!

Pussy out (I'm in BOS)
Stamp on Mittens corp (I'm in BOS)
Jump out of Eso (I'm in BOS)
Punch a goon’s dick (I'm in BOS)
Score some Crok (I'm in BOS)
Flew to far (I'm in BOS)
Sucking Dran’s dick (I'm in BOS)
Watch Valkosria Quit (I'm in BOS)
Warp my ship in (I'm in BOS)
Black out on a gate (I'm in BOS)
Meet an avatar (I'm in BOS)
Try to blow it up (I'm in BOS)
Turn into a jag (I'm in BOS)
Killing SibSquad (I'm in BOS)
Crash into the sun (I'm in BOS)
Now I'm dead (I’m in BOS)


Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then.
No doubt.
You warp your ship in and die.
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking dran’s dick?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm in Bos.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm in Bos.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm in Bos.
No, I heard you, see you later!
(I’m in BOS)

I'm in Bos

Wrecking Shot

Lionel Hello

This Life

Adele Hello

When you find yourself inside a bubble, hold your cloak and wait for me
always follow orders little bee
And in your hours of darkness, you will hear instructions come from me
always follow orders, little bees

little bees, little bees, little bees, little bees
wait for your instructions, little bees

And when the op has gotten started people in the fleet agree
in gang chat we will answer, little bees
And though we may be parted, just go to the gate and you will see
all your corp mates waiting, little bee

little bees, little bees, little bees, little bees
x for pos destruction, little bees

and when the systems laggy, you can lay the blame on ccp
whine until tomorrow, little bee
I wake up to the sound of music, uncle tolon sings to me
speaking words of wisdom, little bees

little bees, little bees, little bees, little bees
wait for your instructions, little bees
[instrumental]
Solo

little bees, little bees, little bees, little bees
x for pos destruction, little bees

and when the systems laggy, you can lay the blame on mit-arn-eee
whine until tomorrow, little bee
I wake up to the sound of music, uncle tolon sings to me
speaking words of wisdom, little bees

little bees, little bees, little bees, little bees
wait for your instructions, little bees

little bees, little bees, little bees, little bees
everybody loves you, little bees
[instrumental]

Little Bees

How d'you do, MC you've met my faithful handymen
They're just a little surprised because when you knocked
We thought you'were Molle's men.
Don't get strung out by the way that we talk,
Don't judge by what's read on eve-o
We're not that work safe by the light of the day, 
And we've got our share of internet pedo's

I love Seleene Transvestite from Transexual, Tortuga.

let me show you some plans, of how we can, kill a man
You know your good old friend Mr.Molle
Now he's lost all his friends, driven them round the bend
I bet he's real fucking sorry

I'm glad we decided to meet, could we use your fleet
We both want to really kill bob
So we'll just, see where we are, then go back to TPAR
We just want to finish the job

So they got caught out in FAT, well, how about that?
You beauties sure showed your power
So if you want to get horny, before your next tourny
You can wash in our communal goon shower

I love Seleene Transvestite from Transexual, Tortuga.

Why don't you stay up tonight? We've planned a fight
I could show you my favourite Alliance
I know a russian man with vodka and 10 titans
They'll whip bob into compliance

I love Seleene Transvestite from Transexual, Tortuga.

I love Seleene Transvestite from Transexual, Tortuga.

So why dont you come up to Nol. And you can... HAVE IT ALL.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the lag isn't the problem you fag
You can dock your ship in my station

Seleene Transvestite

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Made my decision
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanted something new
Hey Dari-arse, how's you
Caught your attention

I robbed a goon, took his titan
His emo rage was certain
I robbed a goon just to try it
hope my goonfriends don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean we have to fight
I robbed a goon and I liked it
I liked it

Though, I don't even play your game
It doesn't matter,
Sorry if you think I feel shame
That's human nature,
It's not what,
Good goons do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I robbed a goon, took his titan
His emo rage was certain
I robbed a goon just to try it
hope my goonfriends don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean we have to fight
I robbed a goon and I liked it
I liked it


Us goons we are so likeable
Pale skin, cracked lips, unkissable
Hard for just any pedophile
Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, I'll give it back

I robbed a goon, took his titan
His emo rage was certain
I robbed a goon just to try it
hope my goonfriends don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean we have to fight
I robbed a goon and I liked it
I liked it


I Robbed a Goon

Goons and I in a counting flop
Bought a ship too much, With the rules we’d got
Formed our fleet in the jita lag,
couldn't see the gangsize we had
At EVETV, Trev crashed the software
Eddz was screaming  "too many points out there"
Floating in the Jovian sky
109 points, SHIT! and goons say bye.

109 disqualified goons
Floating in the arena sky
Panic bells, “who counted those frigs?”
Said the forum hoars with the fancy sigs.
So we left and didn’t come back
watching you with an eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
109 points, damn the goons go bye!

109 Decision Street
109 goon heroes meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
While alliance tourny five runs fine
109 goons ingame go by!

[Instrumental Interlude]

109 nerds in larping garb
Unfit their miners on their harb
The POS are moved, and the stront is packed
We've almost got this region cracked
The tourny we will do without
We'd rather smash up bob's fine house
Scramble in the summer sky
109 goons ingame go by!

109 goons ingame go by!

109 points we didn’t count
So kids, count, or you are out!
We didn’t enter as we’re sitting pretty
In the dust that’s bobs old city
If I could find a souvenier
Just to prove that bob were here
So count your points, I've let you know
Or back into game you will go…

109 Stupid Goons

Move out of home, to live on your own, dont know why
Dont fall in love, you mind find someone who cares
I dont know why, make me cry oh, meet you there
but tonight, feels alright

Somedays we drink, weekdays it's your time to think
I dont fall in love might find someone who cares
and I dont know why you make me cry oh, meet you there
Well tonight, feels alright
oh, oh

It's so good to see you now you've find yourself
Not with me, not with me - but with someone else
Yes it's so good to see you
now you've found yourself

But tonight
Mmmmmmhhhhhhh
...yyyeah

Sometimes, yeah I think of you ohhhhh
Yes I think of you
Yeah I think of you
not for long

Watford Gap

A funny valentine today
I think I've found my way
without you
I disappeared into the raine
I came out again
Without you

But something tells me you're not
Knocking at my door but
I answer anyway

I dont want you
I dont need you
I dont want to fall this hard in love again

I dont want you
I dont need you
I dont want to fall in love again

I think I saw you yesterday
could not think what to say
Then you're gone
I stood alone across the street
Shook from head to feet
You were gone

But something tells me you're not
Knocking at my door but
I answer anyway

I dont want you
I dont need you
I dont want to fall this hard in love again

I dont want you
I dont need you
I dont want to fall in love again

Rap

Something tells me you're not
Knocking at my door but
I answer anyway

I dont want you
I dont need you
I dont want to fall this hard in love again

I dont want you
I dont need you
I dont want to fall in love again

Repeat

Dont Want You

3240xx  87090xx 

Wasn't it sad .......the way u looked towards me
u wanted me to feel so bad u forgot your story
and I smile, yes now I smile, there's something to say,
something that's in your way.

Wasn't it bad, in all it's former glory
I took it to the right set place, and let it out of me
and I smile, an uncertain smile, it wasn't for me
to preach to my memories.

Chorus
C, Em, Bm

And IIIIIIII walked on the outside
and I, try and de-mystify your eyes.

Laughing out loud, because you start to bore me
It really was a kind of time, but I didn't worry
and I said, lets go ahead, we turned out the lights
So that we didn't fight

Bass running down, to em, then up to C, then running down from D to C (d, c, b, d, c)

Time to smile

Don't bore me 
with your questioning
Oh I can see
It seems to me you're not
all you're cracked up to be
dont you see

Your left foot makes it makes me feel pretty wish I
had your dress sense wish I wish I had your presence

You're tired eyes
cannot see through me
Keep out my way!!
You're soothing me
Put a record on
Come sit with me

Your left foot makes it makes me feel pretty wish I
had your dress sense wish I wish I had your presence

Break

Your left foot makes it makes me feel pretty wish I
had your dress sense wish I wish I had your presence


Apathy

If you want me to talk to you
You ought try to make me see
As I dont understand their signals
I wont know if they want me

We can go out, talk to together
You must tell me, he's your brother
You will have to whisper in my ear
If you expect me to hear

And I will let you sleep
Just rest your eyes dont think
You're all I'm asking for
You're all I want and more

If you want me to talk to you
You should try to make me see
Cos I dont understand your signals
I wont know if you like me

If you want me

Falling Slowly

Ziggy Stardust (acoustic)

You've Got A Friend (acoustic)

Maneater (acoustic)

I Want You Back (acoustic)

You've got to hide your love away (acoustic)

Last Request

Naive

Blowers Daughter

Use Somebody

Blackbird

I see you flying round space
With the fags I love and I'm like
FUCK GOONS!

I guess the ship in mah hanger
wasn't enough and I'm like
Fuck Goons and mittens too!

If I were fatter, I wouldn't have left yaa
Ha, naw aint that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And though you think I'm a pest
I still think I'm the best with a...
FUCK GOONS

Yeah I'm sorry, all about your gallente
Titan that I went and just right you there
Guess he's Caldari and i'm more Matari
But the way you play the game ain't fair


I know I'm a fool to fall in love with you
(oh shit I'm a dumb nigga)
Well
(where the fuck is papa digger)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little GM

I see you flying round space
With the fags I love and I'm like
FUCK GOONS!

I guess the ship in mah hanger
wasn't enough and I'm like
Fuck Goons and fuck you too!

If I were fatter, I wouldn't have left ya
Ha, naw aint that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And though you think I'm a pest
I still think I'm the best with a...
FUCK GOONS

Now i know, that i had to borrow,
Lead you all and then not get beat.
Trying to pod ya, trying to dodge ya.
'Cause being in love with you ass ain't cheap.

I know I'm a fool to fall in love with you
(oh shit I'm a dumb nigga)
Well
(where the fuck is papa digger)
Ooooooh
I've got some news for you
Stop jumping through the gate right now

I see you flying round space
With the fags I love and I'm like
FUCK GOONS!

I guess the ship in mah hanger
wasn't enough and I'm like
Fuck Goons and fuck you too!

If I were fatter, I wouldn't have left ya
Ha, naw aint that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
And though you think I'm a pest
I still think I'm the best with a...
FUCK GOONS

Now solo, solo, solo, why d'you wanna wanna ban me so bad?

(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell mittani but he told me
"Suas you post like a fag"
(you fag, you fag, you fag)
Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!
Whhhy mittens? Oh! I love you oh!
I still love you. ALLLLL!

(chorus)

-- Amazing what language was "acceptable" on the internet 10 years ago.  Leaving this here for illustration.

Fuck Goons

Bare Necessities

Log on join fleet, we’ve got to go
Fleeting warp scram, high-sec oh no 
Warping, don’t let your cap get low
Think you're a criminal

Brutix, on both my screens for you
Don’t say jump no I just disco’d
Time to reload get back to you
My corp, so cynical

So you’re a tough guy
Drop a tonne of caps guy
Bring in soops and fax guy
Always like to Smack Guy

I’m that BOS type
Make their FC cross type
I don’t give a toss fight
Oh God titan loss fright
I’m a BOS guy, DUH, I’m a BOS guy

We like it when you join our corp
Even if you don’t know the ropes
Trust me, I’ll teach you how to fight
You’ll be, an animal

My FC, likes to sing along
With fleet, but he won’t sing this song
If he reads all the lyrics he’ll pity
The corp I know

So you’re a tough guy
Drop a tonne of caps guy
Bring in soops and fax guy
Always like to Smack Guy

I’m that BOS type
Make their FC cross type
I don’t give a toss fight
Oh God titan loss fright

I’m a BOS guy, DUH, I’m a BOS guy
I’m only good at being BOS

BosGuy

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