Lyrics:

I see ya workloads are recent
So I put em in the VM
All writes yeah I see em
ESXi, you know you need it

It goes down in the VM (down, down)
It goes down in the VM (down, down)
It goes down in the VM (down, down)
It goes down in the VM

I tell it, Snapshot me that data (true)
Or replicate the data if it's new
Server sockets poppin
My core count just caught a body
I got Exchange in this VM
Got NSX if they steal it
But nah we don't bare the metal
We say virtualized is better (vCenter)

It goes down in the VM (down, down)
It goes down in the VM (down, down)
It goes down in the VM (down, down)
It goes down in the VM

Don't you hate when you break hardware?
That VM found out the hard way
I love VSAN, I love VSAN
Add some VDI, you know I am
But I just want a hyper-V license
Boy I gotta buy the hyper-V license
We like which vendor, who knows?
**** it, Put me on some scaleIO (nodes)

It goes down in the VM (down, down)
It goes down in the VM (down, down)
It goes down in the VM (down, down)
It goes down in the VM

It goes down in the VM (down, down)
It goes down in the VM (down, down)
It goes down in the VM (down, down)
It goes down in the VM

Down In the VM

Lyrics:

GSAP GSAP GSAP bootcamp up to something
They just spent like 5 to 8 weeks out of Franklin
SEs up to something they just not just bluffing
You don't have to call my sales rep cuz we crush it (woo)
I just found my network like I'm VLAN trunkin (woo)
I hit that ISM with my study skills like woo
power messaging for all my clients that I’m with 
Fiber Channel, IP on the premise if they wish
GSAP GSAP GSAP bootcamp up to something
cache is fillin, up I need some idle flushin
Way too many VMs, you must thin provision (LUNs)
You searching for infrastructure as a service (Woo!)
ECS peaking, cloud computing coming (Woo!)
GSAP GSAP GSAP bootcamp  up to something (Woo!)
GSAP, GSAP, GSAP just the stuff of legends (Woo!)
vLab, vLab, vLab where we do the testing (Woo!)

Oh WOAH! Oh NO!

That's right...I'm so GONE

Let's get it!

Enterprise to mid-market, inside sales
resources left and right, should I blaze my trail
yeah the whole team strong, call it the GSAP G-Code
don’t you worry bout replacin every one of these nodes
when it comes to VxRail, best believe that we can scale
anywhere, up and out, anytime, just about
put some disk groups with it, whats the flash cache limit?
lotta toppa rack switches, I’m so VSAN with it
recoverpoint to replicate, value-add to demonstrate
technology the best-of-breed, all because of dell and we
Unity and Virtustream, jump from platform 2 to 3
modernize the data center, no one else can make it better
isilon to DPS, like khaled said, we da best
May '16 and beyond, so you know I represent

Go GSAP

CS 50 theme song. Uses the same instrumental as the 50 cent song "Wanksta." This work is protected under copyright laws by the fair use clause: the copyrighted material is used for a project containing nonprofit or educational purposes, in this case an academic class.

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