Dee chats about getting tattooed on your nether regions with the world's premiere penis tattoo artist Jaded Moon. Joe Kelly stops by the S&W studio to chat about looking for a new tattoo gig in Hollywood. Caller experiences a minge-ury during a sexual encounter. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

S&W Episode 789: The Art of Tattooing Buttholes

Dee is ready for a hot vax summer until Kate kills his buzz with the gruesome story of Junko Furuta, a Japanese high school student, who was kidnapped, raped, and tortured for 44 days at the home of her classmate. Children’s author killed by neighbor who ‘thought he was Russian spy spreading Covid.’ A cult leader known as ‘Mother God’ was found mummified. Phone calls, Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

S&W Episode 790: 44 Days of Hell

Tribute to Harrison P. Lovecraft, former host of Sick and Wrong Podcast (Episodes 501-753). Rest in Power. Check out more Harrison phone calls and clips on the SW Second Show this week: https://www.patreon.com/posts/s-w-episode-828-61877952

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S&W Episode 828: Death of a Libertine

Dee teaches Kate how to use binaural beats to ease her anxiety, summon a succubus, and naturally increase the girth of her penis. Listener calls in about a horrific workplace injury and Welsh guy gets stuck in a force field. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

S&W Episode 879: The Devil's Frequency

Kate’s obsession with the current season of 90 Day Fiance motivated her to research the crimes of two notorious Euro transsexual serial killers who prove that a leopard can’t always change its spots. Driver calls in about a close encounter with an SP. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

S&W Episode 920: Dressed to Kill

Kate’s excited to celebrate her first “drinksgiving” but Dee cautions her to avoid the inevitable holiday weight gain by following the thin commandments of the pro-ana/pro-mia community. Buffalo Bill ventures into the shadowy underworld of male modeling. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

S&W Episode 922: Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels

Dee and Kate discuss the recent trend in Israel involving the families of fallen soldiers having their deceased loved ones' sperm harvested to be posthumously used for in vitro fertilization (IVF). Tom Crohns calls in about being cockblocked by Santa. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 923: Israel's Zombie Sperm

Do the Amish celebrate Christmas? Do the Amish do cocaine? But most importantly, do the Amish commit murder? Find out this and a whole lot more about the one of weirder Christian denominations in North America. Marshall Island Tony calls in to correct Kate on sperm smuggling, Evil Bunny is inspired to make a family friendly film, and Matt the Trucker shares a story about a volunteer gig at a festival. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 924: The Evil Elis of Amishland

With the holiday season upon us, Dee and Kate suggest alternative recipes for your Christmas dinner from some of the more famous cannibals throughout history. Korean teacher shares a spooky tale from Cambodia. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 925: Daddy, Would You Like Some Sausage?

Part 1 of the 2023 S&W Holiday Show Spectacular with special guests Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Check out S&W Second Show on Patreon and Apple Podcasts for outtakes and bonus content. Happy Holidays!

S&W Episode 926.1: S&W Holiday Show Spectacular Part 1

Part 2 of the 2023 S&W Holiday Show Spectacular with special guest hosts Lance Wackerle and John Steele. Check out the S&W Second Show on Patreon and Apple Podcasts to hear outtakes. Happy New Year!

S&W Episode 926.2: S&W Holiday Show Spectacular Part 2

The recent UK police investigation of a virtual rape of a minor in the Metaverse causes Dee and Kate to ponder whether virtual rape should be considered actual rape. Jason Decay celebrates one year of sobriety by professing his undying love for this podcraft and listner calls in with a romantic story about the Amish. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 927: Sex and Violence in the Metaverse

Dee and Kate celebrate Martin Luther King Jr. day by discussing the little known first assassination attempt on the civil rights leader and several other assassination attempts carried out by women scorned and seeking revenge. MI Tony calls in to reminisce on his time working at a seedy Tokyo club and TF finally gets laid despite the risk of venereal disease. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 928: Putting the Ass in Assassin

It’s Dee’s birthday and the only gift he wants is to finally see Jerry Lewis’ legendary never released Holocaust film “The Day the Clown Cried” about a circus clown who entertains Jewish children in a concentration camp before they head to their final shower of doom. Atheist Preacher calls in with the grossest story ever told on air. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 929: The Day the Clown Cried

Inspired by the recent juicy allegations that Vince McMahon is a sexual deviant, Dee and Kate swanton bomb into the past and present of one of the greatest and sleaziest ringmasters in history. Shelly calls in to tell us why you shouldn’t bring your dog on a Tinder date and listener lets us know that Capricorn chicks are freaks. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 930: Vince McMahon the Ringpiece Master

Dee and Kate explore the curious parallels between the mysterious deaths of three Kansas City Chiefs fans and the vanishing of five intellectually disabled men in Yuba County, California in 1978. Christian Slater calls in about his time in the armed forces and Siege shares a story about drunken scooter shenanigans. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 931: Kansas City Three vs Yuba County Five

Dee and Kate celebrate Black History Month by delving into the life of John Howard Griffin, a journalist who darkened his skin to temporarily pass as a black man and journey through the Deep South in order to see life and segregation from the other side of the color line. Shelly calls in about an awkward encounter with an autistic classmate and Evil Bunny shares some memories about Mojo Nixon. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 932: Black Like Me

Valentine’s Day can be a lonely holiday, especially for the side hoes. Kate tells Dee all about the scandalous life of famous side chick, Vicki Morgan, who shagged her way from rags to riches and back again, ending with her beautiful face being bashed in. Glasgow Greg phones in with a story about a New Years threesome that didn’t exactly go as planned. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 933: Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell

There’s no better way to relax after a busy day than on the sofa with a cup of Sleepytime tea… especially if the tea promotes messages of eugenics from aliens in solar systems millions of miles away. Dee and Kate spill the tea on another wacky American cult, The Urantia Foundation. Listener calls in about a tasty wet dream she had about Harrison and another listener shares a high school memory about an awkward encounter with an autistic classmate. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 934: Sleepytime Tea's Racist Alien Cult

Dee, Kate, and special guest Alexandria from the We Hate You Podcast discuss what went wrong with the recent “Willy’s Chocolate Experience” failure in Glasgow, Scotland. Callie calls in with an S&W missed connection and Tom Chrons uses astrology to find love. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 935: Willy’s Chocolate Experience

The extreme act of protest by US Air Force member Aaron Bushnell prompts Dee and Kate to explore the history of self-immolation as the ultimate act of defiance and a drastic form of suicide as well as look into the veracity of other forms of combustion that are more spontaneous. Driver calls in with a story about a special chair and a caller learns that the Shangri-Las invented barking in a recent Overkill episode. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 936: Burning Inside

Dee and Kate compare the suspicious suicide of Boeing whistleblower John Barnett to the untimely and mysterious deaths of several other corporate whistleblowers who were moments away from providing damning testimony in very public court cases. Jason Decay calls in about ruining Valentine’s Day and a Drunk listener proclaims his love for Wackerle. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 937: Whistleblow Me

In the early 80s, punk rock gangs ran wild in the streets of LA. Dee and Kate chat with Jimmy Genocide about bangin’, boozin’, and brawling with the notorious Los Angeles Death Squad aka the LADS. Swede calls in about his romantic New Years holiday with the missus to Auschwitz and Kenny from Aberdeen reveals Glasgow Greg’s true identity. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 938: Los Angeles Death Squad

The man, the myth, the legend Lance Wackerle officially returns as a regular cohost of the podcraft. What happens if a passenger gets a boner on a 2,000-person nude cruise? Minnesota driver says he was playing 'Air Guitar' and 'Jamming Out' when he fatally struck pedestrian. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 939: The Wack is Back

The recent revelation about the marriage of Abby Hensel leads Dee and Kate to explore the sex lives of several famous conjoined twins. Listener is upset about last week’s show; longtime fan rings in to reminisce about sending titty pics; Buffalo Bill wants to know Kate’s go-to karaoke song. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 940: Double the Pleasure

OJ Simpson’s passing has sparked a maelstrom of emotions within Kate Rambo – mostly joy. Dee and Kate pay tribute to the notorious celebrity murderer by reviewing the conspiracy theories about who really killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Listeners informs Dee and Kate about the recent death of conjoined twins Lori and George Schappell and Stuart calls in with a story about a family friend who pursued his dream of becoming a porn star. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Serial Killer Star Signs.

S&W Episode 941: The Juice is No Longer Loose

Dee and Lance plan to watch Going Clear and then decide whether or not to join the Church of Scientology. Bad Luck for attention seeking owner of an unusual pet. Pilots shouldn't be allowed to use the bathroom. Phone calls.

Sick and Wrong Episode 476

While Dee ponders the mysteries of Dr. Strawberry, Harrison lays out the woo woo shenanigans of Deputy Fuhrer Rudolf Hess. Texas inmate cracks wise during his execution. Triggered white supremacist attempts the lamest genocide in recent history. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

S&W Episode 654: Rudolf Hess

Dee and Harrison reveal the liberal cabal who seek to deconstruct gender roles by dispersing insidious hypnotic Sissy Porn. Elderly care staff accused of running a dementia fight club. Family spent nine years in secluded Dutch farmhouse ‘waiting for the End of Days.’ Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.

S&W Episode 709: Sissy Hypno Porn

Lance Wackerle is not a fan of birthday parties or communist dictators. Necrophile three way in Joliet. Fried hamster in York. Phone calls. www.sickandwrongpodcast.com

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